People will change with the passage of time. Once they pass the age of youth and frivolity, the edges and corners of many people will gradually be smoothed by time, and people will become smoother. The wolf who was once sharp-edged and arrogant seems to

He turned into an ordinary bald donkey with a reserved spirit, a man of poverty and a happy Taoism.

After escaping from the Middle East, Cang Lang converted to Buddhism in order to alleviate his sins. To Wu Ming's surprise, after only a few years apart, his whole person actually changed like a new man.

A cold-blooded butcher with blood-stained hands and an unsmiling expression was transformed into a kind-faced talkative monk who liked to talk eloquently. This was absolutely different from the Cang Lang that Wu Ming knew. The change was so drastic that it was unbelievable.

It is said that the situation is easy to change, but the temperament is hard to change, but the wolf with a drastically changed temperament is right in front of him. Wu Ming cannot help but not believe it. The Buddhist Church is really good at brainwashing. Fortunately, they only washed his big head.

There was no operation on his little head, he just changed his temperament, not his gender.

Cang Lang arrived in Zhonghai last night. Perhaps because the 'Buddha's Light' on his body was too dazzling, he was spotted by a few thieves as soon as he got off the plane. Three young men tricked him into a remote corner.

I don’t know whether they wanted to rob or play with rice. In short, the two sides had a very unfriendly exchange.

The result of hitting an egg against a stone is self-evident. Canglang subdued a few petty thieves in a few clicks. In line with the monk's purpose of being compassionate, he began to preach the Dharma to a group of lost lambs in an attempt to guide them to be good. He recited a whole poem

After reading the "Great Auspicious Sutra", several petty thieves finally realized the truth, expressed their repentance with tears streaming down their faces, and then took the initiative to call and surrender.

The police came and faced several petty thieves who were on the verge of mental breakdown. The police couldn't tell who the victims were for a while, so they took Cang Lang and the few petty thieves back to the station. Without much interrogation, they dismissed them as disturbing.

In the name of airport security, they were detained all night and released in the morning.

After listening to Cang Lang's story, Wu Ming was speechless for a long time. He already roughly understood the ins and outs of the whole thing. He couldn't help but secretly rolled his eyes. It's okay to lock you up for one night. If the police didn't treat you as a cult member, you should be dealt with severely.

Snickered.

"Where is your luggage?"

"My documents and luggage were detained at the airport police station!" Cang Lang said helplessly: "They gave me one day to find someone to vouch for it. If they can't find someone, they will deport me tomorrow."

Wu Ming said angrily: "Who told you to look for trouble?"

Cang Lang said slightly sarcastically: "I want to convince people with my virtue, so I preach Buddhism to them. I didn't expect it would cause trouble."

Everyone sitting around the living room couldn't help but shook their heads in laughter. Wu Ming looked at the time and sighed: "I will accompany you to the police station after lunch."

"Yes!" Cang Lang nodded and changed the subject: "By the way, you said you had something urgent to talk to me about in person. What exactly was it?"

"Something happened to the gopher!" Wu Ming's face was calm and he briefly talked about the gopher...

"That's probably what happened. What do you think we should do?"

"Of course we must save people, and at the same time create public opinion to strongly condemn them. How can human life be measured with money? How can it be exchanged with money?" Cang Lang clenched his fists angrily and said loudly: "When necessary, I will

Talk to their leaders in the name of the Kingdom of Thailand Buddhist Association.”

"And then recite the Great Auspicious Sutra for you?" Wu Ming said with a joking look in his eyes, "You don't have any grudge against the gopher?"

"No!"

"You recite Buddhist scriptures to people who believe in Allah, what if they go crazy and eat the gopher?" Wu Ming curled his lips and said: "Then it is better to let the yellow-haired duck shoot the gopher, at least he will die a little more happily.

"

Cang Lang smiled brightly, a light flashed in his eyes, and he inadvertently exuded a faint aura, and asked slowly: "Yellow-haired duck? Are you talking about that guy who is neither male nor female? Will he come too?"

Murderous! Wu Ming's lips curled up slightly. Even if he is covered with a layer of sheepskin and plated with gold, a wolf is still a wolf. Although he has changed from a bloodthirsty lone wolf to a sanctimonious big-tailed wolf, what is not surprising is that,

The wolf will always be resentful towards the soaring eagle.

With restrained edge, approachable, and sleek, the current wolf appears to be more sinister than the original cold and bloodthirsty wolf. If a smiling Maitreya and a cold-faced butcher swagger through the market together, the first person people will be wary of is usually the butcher.

A bad guy with a knife hidden in his smile is more terrifying than a ferocious ghost.

Faced with the Syrian natives who had no access to food and salt, everyone came up with several rescue plans, but none of them were satisfactory. Wu Ming was now looking forward to the arrival of the Sky Eagle as soon as possible. Normal people could not think of a good solution, so they could only let the crazy people

I came up with an idea, but the birdman happened to disappear and couldn't be contacted.

Several men chatted and reminisced until noon. After lunch, Wu Ming drove his Daben and Canglang to the police station. The police just asked a few questions, looked at Wu Ming's ID, and then took the seized luggage.

The certificate was returned to Canglang.

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At the reception party, several drunkards drank up all the wine at home. Only the doctor, who had an unfathomable alcohol capacity, was not drunk. Elephant, Four Eyes, and Gray Wolf were already drunk and hazy, even if their dead father came out of the ground.

, they should not be able to recognize it, of course, even if they are not drunk, they will not be able to recognize it.

Saying "I'm drunk" means that I'm drunk, which probably means that I'm not drunk. Saying that I'm not drunk or not means that I'm really drunk. The elephant and the wolf said that they're not drunk and they want to go out and drink until they're drunk.

Hugh, in order to satisfy their wish to sleep on the road, Wu Ming, a teetotaler, had no choice but to become a driver.

Before the car left Longkou New District, the three drunk cats in the back seat were already snoring. Wu Ming and the doctor in the driver's seat looked at each other with a helpless expression.

"I think they are already dying, do you still want to drink?"

"Even if we don't drink! We can still find some other fun..." The doctor smiled mysteriously, "We went to a place a few days ago, and the girls there were very interesting."

Wu Ming turned his head and asked enthusiastically: "What's an interesting idea?"

The doctor blinked and said: "The nurse in my clinic is really proficient in pharmacology, and the teacher in the four-eye clinic is really good at linear algebra."

"Fortunately, he is a math teacher. If he were a physical education teacher, he would be killed if he has such a small body."

"Want to go play?"

"It seems interesting!" Wu Ming smiled playfully, glanced at the time, and then picked up his mobile phone and called Zhuge Dachang. The call was quickly connected, "Brother Zhu! We are going for a massage. Do you dare to come together?"

"Eat? It's so late and you haven't eaten yet?" Zhuge Dachang's voice suddenly became softer and seemed to cover the speaker of the mobile phone. "Xiaoyan is not at home. Sangui is eating alone. I went over to chat with him.

.”

A sentence is 70% false and 30% true. It can be said that the Taoism is profound. He was taught again. Wu Ming wiped his sweat. Zhuge Dachang asked the leaders of the family for instructions. After getting approval, the two men talked for a few more minutes, and then

Hang up the phone.

Tianwaitian Entertainment and Leisure Club is located in a remote area of ​​Zhonghai Old Town. It is a six-story old building that has been renovated and renovated. It is a private club for chess and card teahouses. Under the guidance of the club security, Wu Ming parked the car near the club and closed the door.

in front of the shop.

On the way here, Wu Ming received a call from Zhuge Dachang, saying that a few comrades happened to come to him to have a drink and reminisce about old times. Tonight's cannon will be recorded in the account first. If he comes back another day to shoot, the cannon can be recorded? I wonder if it can be credited?

Woolen cloth?

Love is always there in thousands of rivers and mountains, Gu Liang! Can you give me a cannon on credit tonight?

Wu Ming had just turned off the engine and unlocked the car, when Canglang in the back burped several times, opened the car door himself, covered his mouth and staggered out, then held on to a 'telephone pole' and vomited wildly.

Wu Ming and the doctor who got out of the car were stunned. They found that the man Canglang was holding was not a telephone pole, but a man who was also swaying. Canglang used a destructive momentum to eat what he had eaten at night.

I vomited all over my pants.

The stench rushed towards them. Wu Ming and the doctor who were about to step forward stopped and immediately held their noses and walked aside. They were stunned by the man who had vomited all over his pants. After retching twice, he held Canglang's shoulders and also

He spat hard all over his crotch.

You vomited on my crotch, I spit on your pants, they vomited, they vomited, leaving filth on the ground. A pair of comrades holding hands finally vomited happily, but they almost disgusted others to death. Wu Ming and the doctor next to him were both

I couldn't help but want to vomit.

After vomiting, both of them were quite sober. The tall, tall man pushed the wolf away and said with a big tongue, "You...you kid...you dare to vomit all over my pants, you are so brave."

Canglang, who was wearing trousers and a shirt, performed a Buddhist salute and said, "I'm sorry! It's all my fault. Just let Buddha Shakyamuni punish me alone."

"Are you a monk?"

"I am a monk from the Kingdom of Thailand."

"You damn bald ass! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I, Liu Jian, will be considered a disciple of the Wudang Sect in vain."

After the man who called himself Liu Jian finished cursing, he punched Canglang directly in the face. Canglang turned his head to avoid the punch, took two steps back quickly, and said loudly: "Please calm down."

Seeing that he was afraid of fists, Liu Jian let out a surprised sigh, and then sneered: "You damn bald donkey still has some skills! Do you dare to have a good fight with me? No matter you win or lose, this will be the case tonight.

How about uncovering it?"

"Violence cannot be..."

"Are you still a man?"

It was a matter of dignity, so Cang Lang still nodded. Wu Ming, who was originally thinking of watching a show, changed his expression. Others didn’t know Cang Lang, but he knew it very well. Cang Lang used Muay Thai and was used to attacking with elbows and knees.

It is very poisonous, it can damage muscles and bones in mild cases, or kill people in severe cases.

"Xiaoer! Don't hurt anyone."

At the moment Wu Ming spoke, Liu Jian rushed in front of Cang Lang and stretched out his hands to grab Cang Lang's shoulders like lightning. Cang Lang counterattacked faster and used the same moves as Wu Ming's, bending his knees, lifting

Feet, kicking the bird.

Liu Jian reacted equally quickly. He squatted down and crossed his hands to block Cang Lang's kick. Cang Lang put his foot back on the ground, stretched out his body, and then kicked the other person's crotch with his other foot.

Covering his vitals with both hands, Liu Jian jumped away without any danger and cursed: "You're so damn insidious!"

Canglang did not take advantage of the situation to attack, and said leisurely: "Fortunately, you are from the crotch-covering sect."

"This is the same as Wudang..." Liu Jian said, he was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Damn foreigner! It's the practice of martial arts, the return of Angelica, not the covering of the crotch!"
Chapter completed!