After dinner, everyone gathered in the lobby on the first floor to prepare for a meeting. The theme was: How can I kill you, my love?

The doctor walked steadily to the coffee table carrying the tray, like an elegant French waiter. He gently put the tray down, then glanced at Wu Ming, his lips moved silently, and a smile appeared on his face.

Revealing insidiousness.

A bottle? Wu Ming read the doctor's lips and couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering. Out of envy and hatred, the doctor, under the instruction of jealous husbands, secretly put medicine in Tianying's drink, a kind of

Medicines to treat constipation.

Just one spoonful of soup can help constipation patients solve their posterior problems. If a normal person takes the dosage of one bottle, he will definitely poop! Wu Ming, who was gloating at the misfortune, sang a nursery rhyme in his heart: La La La La

, La La La, I am a little expert in shitting...

Some of the people drank milk, some drank alcohol, some drank juice, and some drank water. Only Tianying drank coffee, the original super strong black coffee. This is a kind of perverted drink that can turn it into a drink.

Most people who drink it as a daily drink are mentally ill.

The dark, thick and bitter coffee is so poisonous that it is difficult for anyone to detect it. Even if you add two spoons of toilet cleaning liquid, you may not be able to drink it. Tianying brought the cup to his nose and sniffed it, and praised: "Coffee

Well cooked!”

The doctor smiled slightly: "Thank you!"

Smell your sister! Drink quickly! Wu Ming and others were secretly anxious. Who knew that Tianying just smelled it and put the cup back on the coffee table. Everyone was so anxious that their hair almost turned white, as if they saw a beast and Teacher Cang.

After stripping off, I took out my phone and started playing Angry Birds, which really pissed me off.

"Why don't you drink?" The doctor asked pretending to be curious, "Is it too hot?"

"no……"

Ye Limei spit out the melon seed skin and interrupted: "Didn't you notice when we were eating just now? The earl was the last person to take the food."

Are you afraid that we will poison you?

Everyone's faces became ugly, and even the gentle elephant looked sullen. After all, he was the one who prepared the food. Wu Ming was the first to jump out and denounce: "Yellow-haired duck! Are you afraid that we will poison you?"

This is to judge a gentleman’s belly with a villain’s heart.”

Tianying brushed his hair and asked: "Zero! Do you think you are a gentleman?"

Does he count as a hypocrite? Wu Ming, who lacked confidence, did not reply. Cang Lang and others looked at him eagerly, hoping that he could come up with a way to make Tianying drink the coffee obediently, and then do it until the end of the world, with the sun and the moon upside down.

Completely suppress the arrogance of the yellow-haired duck.

Facing a string of green eyes, Wu Ming's scalp felt numb. Then he looked at the dark coffee in front of him and swallowed secretly. There is a way now, but at least one third of the coffee is

Can my fragile large intestine handle laxatives?

He could not live up to the people's expectations of him. Only the chrysanthemums that have been baptized by the snowstorm are the most beautiful chrysanthemums. Wu Ming gritted his teeth, picked up the coffee in front of Tianying, poured a third of it into his own milk, and took a sip.

Finally, he sarcastically said: "A man who doesn't take a bird with him when he goes out dares to drink now?"

Tianying smiled and said nothing, and finally picked up the cup and drank. Canglang and others also laughed. Only Wu Ming, who risked his life to accompany his grandson, didn't look good. Well, chrysanthemum ulcers still need a chemical reaction process. Now it can

Let’s talk about business.

Yesterday, Ye Limei received a new recorded message from Gopher. He is not in danger for the time being, but the situation is not good. The wound on his leg has worsened, and he has to rely on a wheelchair and stretcher to get in and out.

After listening to Si Yan briefly talk about the situation of the gopher, Tianying brushed his eyebrows with his fingers and added to the trouble: "Wow! Is the stinky mouse's leg going to waste? This is really good news."

"…………"

After a short silence, the men began to talk. The main topic was discussing the plan to rescue the gophers. Several women sitting on a large sofa were talking about other topics. Bai Xiayuan didn't know what he said, and he glanced at Tianying with his finger.

At one glance, the roots of his ears instantly turned red.

"Xiao Dai!" Ye Limei poked Ding Zhenyuan's waist and asked in a low voice: "Do you like handsome blond guys?"

"I like it!" Ding Zhenyuan nodded vigorously and said with a naive smile: "He looks like a golden roast chicken."

Pfft! After hearing her words, Wu Ming and the others laughed out loud, and cast their mocking eyes at Tianying. The pretty boy was so embarrassed? In the eyes of the little girl, you are just a roast chicken without feathers, what a shame!

"Xiaodai! If I ask you to compare..." Ye Limei, who was overjoyed, continued to tease Ding Zhenyuan, "The handsome blond guy looks like a roast chicken, but what about the old fox and the others?"

Ding Zhenyuan said without hesitation: "Chicken butt!"

Finger laughed and said, "That's right! That's right! They are just chicken butts."

Chicken...chicken butt? It's a chicken after all. We don't even have the whole carcass of the chicken. The proud smiles of Wu Ming and others disappeared instantly. Tianying glanced at them with pity and showed a look of sympathy. Typical

The cat cries and the mouse fakes mercy!

Angry and embarrassed, Wu Ming stood up and walked up to Ding Zhenyuan aggressively. Without saying a word, he lifted the little girl into his lap, spanked her hard several times, and cursed: "Idiot! Don't judge people by their appearance in the future, you know?"

Otherwise you will regret it in the future."

Wu Ming put the stunned Ding Zhenyuan back on the sofa, snorted, walked back to his seat arrogantly, and said nonchalantly: "Let's continue, where did we just talk?"

"…………"

Is this the punishment for challenging the head of the family? It's so embarrassing! Bai Xiayuan's pretty face turned red, and her buttocks felt slightly warm, as if she was the one being beaten. Looking at Ding Zhenyuan, who looked aggrieved, her maternal love immediately overflowed.

, and quickly whispered comfort.

Finger looked at Wu Ming with an indignant look and cursed: "Oppa! You've gone too far. Xiaozhen is no longer a child, how can you hit her?"

Wu Ming said calmly: "I just taught her not to judge people by their appearance."

"I think Bai is right!" Bai Xiayuan said with a gentle smile: "Bai is the head of this family, and his face is very important. If in my family, if a woman says something that insults the head of the family, she will receive at least thirty

Remember the whipping punishment."

Seeing that the atmosphere became tense, the culprit Ye Limei smiled awkwardly and said: "Xiaodai and I were just joking, don't take it seriously."

He curled his fingers and said, "But someone took it seriously."

The elephant looked at the indignant finger and cursed pointedly: "What's wrong with Zero? As an elder brother, I worry that my sister doesn't know people well, that she will be deceived by men, and that she will be hurt.

What’s wrong with that?”

"That's enough!" Wu Ming roared. After calming down, he waved to Ding Zhenyuan and shouted: "Foodie, come here."

Ding Zhenyuan stood up, holding the corners of her clothes with both hands, and walked timidly in front of Wu Ming. Wu Ming stood up and took out a bunch of banknotes, casually took out a bunch and stuffed it into her hand, touched her head, and said warmly: "I'm sorry! Here!

!Take it and buy your favorite fried rice cake."

Ding Zhenyuan nodded cheerfully and quickly put the money into her pocket. Her aggrieved expression was instantly thrown to the horizon. She was really a little money addict. It was so easy to please her. The doctor and others couldn't help but laugh.

Fried rice cake? Isn't this my favorite food? The fingers of my heart felt a little touched. I thought of what the elephant just said, what Wu Ming taught Ding Zhenyuan, and then looked at the dreamlike and beautiful Sky Eagle. What happened to her in an instant?

It all came to light. It turned out that what his brother said was all to himself, and the person he was really worried about was himself.

The fingers shouted: "Oppa!"

Wu Ming turned his head and looked at her with a puzzled look on his face: "Huh?"

"Pinch it!" He lowered his head with his fingers, mist appeared in his eyes, and choked: "Pinch it! Cong Mai pinch it..."

His sister, who had always been willful and stubborn, actually bowed her head and apologized. Wu Ming smiled happily and murmured: "Our little bean bag has grown up, really grown up."

He raised his head with his fingers, sniffed, and hummed: "Just skimmed! I'm not a little bean bag!"

The brother and sister smiled knowingly, and the little grudge in their hearts disappeared. The unpleasant atmosphere was swept away. The men continued the original topic, and the women started chatting happily again.

…………

…………

Use the same method as the other person, and find a way to capture a hostage in exchange. This is a new plan that everyone is currently discussing. The advantage of this plan is to save money and effort, but the disadvantages are equally obvious. If you want to capture a person from the impregnable fortress

Big fish is never easy.

"The stinky rat is worth 100 million U.S. dollars now. Apart from taking the top commander in the fortress as a hostage, I can't think of anyone else I could capture in exchange for it?"

"And their party leader!"

"I don't think this plan is feasible. It would be difficult to catch such a big fish alive. It would be better to sneak into the fortress to rescue people, which is relatively easy."

“It’s easier to transport rice.”

Everyone expressed their opinions, and the plan gradually tended to be rejected. Only Wu Ming and Tianying remained silent. Both of them had serious expressions. They held their chins and looked thoughtful. They didn't know what they were thinking.

"Bai! What do you think of this plan?"

"I think……"

"How about it?"

"I have to use the bathroom."

"…………"

Wu Ming clutched his stomach and rushed to the bathroom on the first floor. Tianying stood up immediately and asked slowly: "Where is the other bathroom?"

The doctor pointed in a direction: "There is another one over there!"

"Thanks!"

Tianying hurriedly walked to the bathroom, with a layer of sweat on his forehead. His steps were already a little messy. Did he finally have an attack? Canglang and others were happy. In order not to make Tianying suspicious, the men stood up slowly and started.

I pretended to look for the bathroom.

"Where are you going?"

"Shit!"

We go to defecate in a group? What is going on? It looks like we have diarrhea? Several women looked confused. We all eat the same food. Why are we fine but they have diarrhea?

Lala is healthier. After Canglang and others went to the toilet several times in a row, their faces became more rosy and healthy, and they looked more energetic. Only Wu Ming and Tianying, their faces were as white as paper, and they almost had to hold on to the wall when walking.

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Although his body was suffering, Wu Ming's heart was happy. The image of the Sky Eagle male god had collapsed. Bai Xiayuan looked at him with contempt. Women do like handsome guys, but they don't like handsome guys who look like paper.

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Chapter completed!