At dinner time, Wu Ming and others gathered together, pointing to returning to China to deal with expired documents. They were not at home. Everyone frequently took a peek at the man who was fined 500 yuan for selling the plate. Their shoulders shook from time to time, and they all looked like they couldn't help but laugh. Wu Ming originally

The secret that he planned to bring into the coffin was accidentally revealed by Bai Xiayuan, and the consequences of the laughter can be imagined.

Wu Ming became angry and roared: "Haven't you seen me? Look at you girls! Let's eat!"

The gopher covered his mouth and smiled: "I just haven't seen you selling."

"Smelly rat, do you want to die?"

The elephant immediately smoothed things over and said: "Okay, okay, eat, eat..."

After dinner, everyone sat in the living room and watched the news on TV. In order to compete for a Diaoyu Island, the relationship between China and Japan became increasingly tense. The TV kept broadcasting news about the two countries.

Wu Ming glanced at Bai Xiayuan and said coldly: "The Diaoyu Islands belong to China."

Old God Bai Xiayuan said: "I didn't say no!"

"Do we have any Japanese goods at home?"

The elephant glanced sideways and said, "You want to smash it?"

"No?"

The cars and home appliances at home are all European and American products. There seems to be no Japanese products. The only Japanese products that can be seen at a glance now? Everyone's eyes glanced at Bai Xiayuan. This living Buddha is a genuine Japanese product. You are willing to smash it.

?

Wu Ming's eyes glanced at Bai Xiayuan again. Bai Xiayuan immediately puffed up his huge chest and snorted proudly, as if to say that if you have the guts, come over and hit him. He must not dare to hit him, but if he touches it? All men have this courage.

.

"Woman!" Wu Ming stood up, hooked his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "Go back to your room with me, and I will teach you about nationalism."

"…………"

Under the ambiguous gazes of everyone, Wu Ming forcibly picked up the reluctant Bai Xiayuan and pushed her all the way back to her boudoir. As soon as she entered the door, Wu Ming gave her a bear hug, and then there was a lingering and sentimental kiss.

Deep kiss.

It wasn't until he felt like he couldn't breathe that Bai Xiayuan pushed Wu Ming away with a shy look. Then he discovered that the skirt had fallen to her ankles at some point, and a certain monkey was pulling her pantyhose excitedly...

Do you dare to be more hasty? Push Wu Ming away with force, Bai Xiayuan pretended to be angry and said: "Why are you asking me to go back to the room? Do you want to hit me?"

Wu Ming sat down on the big bed, smiled flatteringly, and said, "Why are you willing to give up?" As he said that, he patted the bed, winked and said, "Come here, let me enter your gate of hell, and then we will go to heaven together and meet each other.

Let’s ride together through the clouds and rain…

"speak English!"

"Come here quickly, let's have a fight!"

Bai Xiayuan covered his forehead and looked like he was about to faint. This scoundrel didn't know how to speak tactfully. When he talked about sleeping, he just meant sleeping, and when he talked about having a sex... he was so straightforward that he didn't mince words at all.

"I'm going to take a shower first!"

"What kind of bath?" Wu Ming said eagerly: "Don't you realize that your man can't bear it anymore?"

Without saying a word, Bai Xiayuan turned his butt and walked into the bathroom, leaving Wu Ming staring blankly. He lay there bored for a while. Wu Ming sat up and happened to see a medical record on the dressing table, so he took it.

Pick it up and open it.

Ten weeks pregnant? I thought I was sick, but it turned out that I was just pregnant...wait, pregnant? After Wu Ming realized it, his pupils dilated instantly, and the hand holding the medical record began to tremble, and he was so excited that he could not control himself.

I have a child and I am going to be a father. Wu Ming has never seriously considered the child. But when the child unexpectedly came, he found that he did not reject it. He was only nervous, excited, and expecting...

Bai Xiayuan returned to the bed wrapped in a bath towel and found Wu Ming sitting beside the bed dumbfounded. He couldn't help but ask: "What's wrong with you?"

Wu Ming stood up in a hurry, hugged Bai Xiayuan gently, and murmured: "Thank you..."

"no need thank me?"

Wu Ming hugged Bai Xiayuan and sat on the bed. He carefully placed her back in his arms, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting and holding it in his hands for fear of falling. Wu Ming rubbed her belly and said emotionally: "These

You’ve had a hard time.”

Bai Xiayuan touched his flat belly with a smile on his face and said softly, "As long as you like it."

"Why don't you tell me such an important thing?"

"Just losing weight is not a big deal."

"Losing weight? What does it have to do with losing weight?"

Bai Xiayuan's face immediately darkened, and he said with a tigerish face: "I lost the fat on my lower abdomen, aren't you happy?"

Wu Ming shouted loudly: "Who cares about your fat? I'm talking about the child in your belly."

"Child?" Bai Xiayuan exclaimed, "Have you read my medical records?"

Wu Ming pinched Bai Xiayuan's chest and said dotingly: "If I hadn't read your medical records, when would you have told me?"

Bai Xiayuan said nonchalantly: "What can I tell you? I aborted the child last month."

"Aborted...aborted?" Wu Ming looked stunned, and then immediately roared: "You actually aborted my child?"

"I don't want children."

Shen Ruoxi, who was far away in the capital, begged her grandfather to sue her grandmother, but she couldn't get pregnant. She got pregnant and actually aborted it? Wu Ming felt like eating ice cream in the summer. When he was enjoying it, he discovered the ice cream.

There are cockroaches in there...

Wu Ming shouted angrily: "Do you know what it means to be unfilial and have no offspring? Are your plump breasts and buttocks intended to be used as decoration? You are already old, what will you do if you are infertile in the future?

?”

"What do you mean by age?" Bai Xiayuan said with a dark face, "I won't have children anyway."

"I'm really angry..." Wu Ming shouted angrily: "If I don't teach you a lesson today, it seems you won't learn well."

Wu Ming hugged Bai Xiayuan onto his lap, lifted up her bathrobe, and slapped her round and plump buttocks fiercely, slapping, slapping, slapping, shuddering, then shuddering again...

Bai Xiayuan covered his buttocks and screamed in grievance: "You really hit me? You bad guy, I will fight you..."

Two people who were over sixty years old started fighting again. The couple were in the same forest. They had nothing to do. You punched me and I kicked you. The two of them were wrestling on the bed. One was for spanking, and the other was for spanking.

K face…

Hearing the noise coming from upstairs, a group of people watching TV downstairs were collectively dumbfounded. A breakup was better than a newlywed, but how could this noise be like demolishing a house? It was too intense? Ye Limei showed a trace of envy and hurriedly pulled her home

Then go back to your room.

…………

…………

"Woman, your pectoralis major muscles are exposed."

"ah……"

Bai Xiayuan, who was sitting at the head of the bed, screamed, hurriedly closed his yukata to cover the spring sunshine, and snorted heavily. Wu Ming, who was sitting at the end of the bed, touched the corners of his painful mouth and cursed with a smile: "Tell me, why do you reject life?"

Child?"

After being angry for a while, Bai Xiayuan said in a low voice: "I once swore to Amaterasu that I would never have children."

"Why?"

Bai Xiayuan said quietly: "My sister entrusted Sanlang to me to take care of her before she died. In order to teach Sanlang wholeheartedly, I swore not to have children. Moreover, I don't want that man's children."

"It's not that I want you to have a baby with someone else, I want you to have a baby with me. Haven't you ever thought about helping me give birth to a child?"

Bai Xiayuan was a little afraid to face Wu Ming's eager gaze. He lowered his head and said, "I...I don't know."

Wu Ming smiled slightly and taught earnestly: "A woman must have given birth to a child before she is perfect. Wouldn't it be bad to have a child who looks like you or me?"

"Wu Mingjun, don't force me, okay?"

"If God gives us another child, please don't abort it again, okay?"

"I won't get pregnant again!" Bai Xiayuan showed a mysterious expression, bent down and pulled out a cardboard box from under the bed, and said calmly: "I bought a box of Durex."

Damn it! Do you want to open the door for business? Wu Ming swallowed his words and said sarcastically: "Are you going to imitate me in wholesale? Be careful of the police arresting you!"

Thinking of what happened during the day, Bai Xiayuan chuckled, and then asked shyly: "What flavor do you like?"

Wu Ming chuckled and said mischievously: "Woman, you should ask yourself this question?"

"Bad guy!"

"I wonder if it has salted fish flavor?"

"I beat you to death!"

After the two of them laughed for a while, Wu Ming once again pushed Bai Xiayuan into his arms. The corners of his mouth curled up in an evil way. If a man wants to get a woman pregnant, even a condom can't stop it. All he needs is a needle.

That will solve the problem.

Boom! Boom!

The sound of the bed hitting the wall reached his ears. Wu Ming and Bai Xiayuan, who were making love and talking about each other, separated with embarrassment. The cat and mouse next door were too crazy? The gopher's leg was still in a plaster, so it shouldn't be such a violent activity.

exercise?

Of course, they used cucumber. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bit violent. It’s the hands, not the legs, that are tired anyway. Wu Ming showed a thoughtful expression. I wonder what to do with the cucumber used by Tom and Jerry? He doesn’t know how to handle it.
To be continued...