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Chapter 65: Goofing off

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The end of the case coincided with the National Day holiday, so Wu Ming's idle days were naturally extended. He originally planned to take Yan Ruyu and his family on vacation, but due to an accident at Leng's family, his travel plan was aborted.

A cousin of Leng Bingbing got married, which was originally a very festive event. Who knew that on the day of the wedding, the bride was overly excited and drank too much. She performed a striptease at the wedding and was so angry that several elders of the Leng family were admitted to the hospital. Among them is Wu Ming’s cheap godfather Leng Zhenyue.

Everyone else had a heart attack, only Leng Zhenyue suffered from high blood pressure. It is said that the bride threw her bra on the old man's face, which caused the old man's blood pressure to rise and he was admitted to the hospital. As for whether he was angry because his blood pressure was high or happy, that's it. The benevolent sees benevolence and the wise see wisdom.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. This initial farce of the Leng family immediately became the headline gossip news in Zhonghai. It can be said that Leng's company lost its face. But what makes people laugh or cry is that due to the media's extensive reporting, the company's reputation was indirectly increased. Leng's company The stock miraculously increased by several percentage points.[

Lost something, gained something, lost face but found a big bargain. On the surface, the future leader of Leng's company was devastated by his sister-in-law's bold behavior, but in fact, he was happy in his heart. Wu Ming felt that Leng Bingbing had been in a very good mood these days. good.

After four days of hospitalization for observation and treatment, Leng Zhenyue recovered and was discharged from the hospital. Although he had not recovered to the point where he could perform a performance of crushing rocks on his chest, it should be no problem to climb the high wall of the women's toilet. Wu Ming took him home at noon and told him After taking a good rest, he drove back to the Golden Forest.

Not long after returning to the Golden Forest, Wu Ming drove into the yard of his villa. Under a sun umbrella by the pool lay a pair of cats and mice that had transformed into human shapes. They were absorbing the essence of the sun with their eyes closed.

Walking into the home, there was no one in the living room. Wu Ming guessed that Xiang Xiang and the others would have gone out to run their small shop that was guaranteed to make no profit. They would fish for three days and do the Internet for three years. If they were ordinary working people like this When doing business, I have already properly lost my underwear.

Hearing laughter in the kitchen, Wu Ming was about to go upstairs. He stopped walking and turned around to walk to the entrance. He saw Ding Zhenyuan and Xiao Bai in the kitchen. The two girls were chatting and joking while preparing ingredients for dinner.

Xiaobai is a well-known star, and Ding Zhenyuan is a native leopard who came out of the mountains. The two girls were originally very different, but after meeting at the celebration banquet, they actually formed a very deep friendship. Ridiculous, a beggar can become an emperor, why can't a celebrity and a village girl become best friends?

Stupid, stupid, stupid, five words can describe the personality characteristics of the two girls. One is naturally stupid, and the other is confused. They are both the type who have been sold and still help count the money stupidly. Wu Ming Name their group 'Five Hundred'.

Xiaobai is nominally a student in the Performance Department of China Overseas Drama Academy, but she seldom goes to class. After the concert tour, she has been staying at home to rest these days. Except for visiting Ding Zhenyuan to play every day, she almost never leaves the house.

At this time, two cute girls were cutting cucumbers in the kitchen. Wu Ming peeked and showed a rippling smile. Little girls, don’t they even understand some basic common sense? It’s not easy to cut cucumbers into slices. Already...

"What are you looking at?"

"Ah?" Wu Ming was startled, turned back to look at Bai Xiayuan who came down from upstairs, and said calmly: "It's nothing."

"Didn't you say you were going to the hospital to pick up an elder from the hospital? You'll be back pretty quickly!"

Wu Ming shrugged and said, "I just took the person home. I didn't handle the discharge procedures."

Bai Xiayuan didn't reply. He went straight to the low table in the corner of the living room and sat down, and started playing with her white chrysanthemum again. This woman was really incorrigible. Wu Ming secretly shook his head, walked to the sofa and lay down, and picked it up. The remote control turned on the TV.

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Wu Ming took a nap in a daze. After hearing the barking of the little black dog, Wu Ming yawned and opened his eyes. He looked at the time and found that it was almost six o'clock and it was almost dark. Elephant and others He has come back and is playing cards around the coffee table in the living room. All the women have gone into the kitchen to help.

The little black dog circled around the sofa and barked twice from time to time. A trace of eagerness could be seen on the dog's face. Wu Ming quickly shouted: "Hey! One of you, please lead this little guy out, it seems to be pulled out soon."

The gopher didn't even raise his head: "No time!"[

Wu Ming said with a dark face: "I'll go!"

"Let's go then? What are you waiting for?"

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I wonder how many lifetimes it will take for a foreigner to pass the CET-6 test? Wu Ming stood up and walked to the door. He took a few steps to the door and changed his shoes to open the door. The little black dog didn't need anyone to bark. When he saw the door opened, he immediately rolled around and crawled. He ran towards the door and rolled out of the door like a ball...

Wu Ming rolled his eyes. Several women in the family knew they would lose weight when they got fat, but what about the little guy they spoiled? It can't lose weight on its own. It's weird that a mixed-race Pekingese can actually weigh more than fifteen kilograms. .

It's autumn, and migratory birds have begun to migrate. This kind of bird matter is not Wu Ming's business originally, but the flat-haired beasts flying in the sky are trying to get in trouble with him. As soon as Wu Ming walked out of the door, a pile of still warm bird droppings fell from the sky and fell to the ground. On his shoulders and arms.

Your sister! How can it be so accurate? Is it possible that I have satellite positioning installed on me? Wu Ming looked indignant. In a metropolis where birds are almost extinct, the chance of being hit by a lump of bird droppings is about the same as being struck by lightning. Only those who have reached a certain level have this kind of treatment.

After hunting geese all day long, I was finally showered with poop by the geese...

I wipe it! This is not the first time. Wu Ming cursed and wanted to turn around and go back to wash. He thought about it. If he let a few unscrupulous guys in the room know that he was hit by bird droppings, he didn’t know how long he would be ridiculed. .

As soon as Wu Mingyang walked to the pool and squatted down, the roar of a sports car came from outside the gate. He raised his head and looked outside the gate through the iron fence. A red Porsche had stopped outside the gate. Soon, Yan Ruyu's pretty face The smile came into view.

Woof woof! The little black dog that had finished its work sprang out from the vegetable garden, wagging its tail and rolling to the gate, sticking out its tongue excitedly. Yan Ruyu immediately squatted down to tease it, looking like a childlike child. Wu Ming was speechless. Laughter.

"My eldest lady, where did you just come back from?"

"My two sisters and I went shopping..." Yan Ruyu stood up, looked around the inner courtyard of the villa, and said with a smile: "Is our little Bai here with you?"

"Yeah!" Wu Ming nodded, opened the door, and said, "Have you had dinner?"

"have eaten."

"Would you like to come in and sit down?"

"I'll go back and put my things away first and come back later."

Yan Ruyu turned around gracefully, but before she took two steps, a silver-white Maserati came to the door. Wu Ming's pupils instantly dilated, God is going to kill me! In the few seconds he was stunned, Leng Bingbing had already turned off the car and got out of the car.

"Man, you haven't eaten, right? My parents..."

Leng Bingbing stopped mid-sentence. She saw Yan Ruyu. Of course, Yan Ruyu also saw her. The eyes of the two beauties turned to Wu Ming together, with questioning and a trace of suspicion in their eyes.

If this scene cannot be waited for, a major accident may occur. Wu Ming raised a red alarm in his heart, secretly took a breath of air, and said hello with a forced smile: "Why does our Mr. Leng have time to come to Humble House?"

"My parents asked you to come over for dinner and said they have something to discuss with you." The cold words were addressed to Wu Ming, but they kept staring at Yan Ruyu.[

Yan Ruyu couldn't help but interrupt and asked: "What are we discussing?"

"Are you talking about promoting me to vice president?" Wu Ming was the first to say something, then he made a haha ​​and continued: "Didn't I tell you before? I'm not administrative material..."

He interrupted with a cold expression: "We are discussing our engagement."

A stone stirred up thousands of waves, and all three people fell silent. A breath of impending rain was flowing. If the expressions of the three people were compared to the surface of a lake, Leng Bingbing would be like the rippling waves, Yan Ruyu would be like the turbulent waves, and Wu Ming would be like there is no water. The lake is dry...

"Wu Mingjun, it's time to eat."

Bai Xiayuan's cry broke the silence and injected vitality into the three petrified people. Yan Ruyu pointed at Leng Bingbing and shouted excitedly at Wu Ming: "Who is she? Who is this woman?"

"she……"

Leng Bingbing hugged her shoulders and said quietly: "I am her fiancée."

"Fiancée?" Yan Ruyu screamed, then shouted at Wu Ming with red eyes: "Is what she said true?"

Wu Ming stepped forward and grabbed Yan Ruyu, saying anxiously: "Xiaoyan, please listen to my explanation..."

"Explain? What else do you have to explain? Liar, liar, liar..." Yan Ruyu shook off Wu Ming's hand and roared heart-breakingly for a few times before crystal tears fell from her eyes.

"you listen to me……"

Seeing Wu Ming trying hard to explain to Yan Ruyu, water gradually appeared in Leng Bingbing's eyes. In order to prevent the tears from falling, she gritted her teeth, then silently turned around and walked towards her sports car. Seeing this, Wu Ming hurriedly caught up with him, and there was a rumor behind him. Here comes the roar of the sports car starting...

In the end, Wu Ming didn't keep anyone. Two women, one to the left, one to the right, and the two sports cars drove away in opposite directions. The man stretched out his hands, but neither woman stayed. To be precise, he didn't know what to do. Who to save?

After standing there numbly for a long time, Wu Ming turned around and closed the door. Bai Xiayuan snorted in gloating, leaving only the shadow of a cool fart. Wu Ming's face turned darker. Does this family want to rebel too? No fight for three days. , want to go to the house to uncover the tiles again? I want to spank my butt fifty times when I go back as a warning to others.

He didn't answer the phone calls, didn't reply to the text messages, and the situation was urgent. After nightfall, Wu Ming bravely visited his house one after another. Although he was not rejected, Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing both avoided seeing him. Wu Ming returned home with melancholy, and he was destined to have trouble sleeping tonight.

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Ya'an is strong, Sichuan is strong, nothing can knock you down, there are more than a billion compatriots standing behind you!
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