Chapter Two: Started
Luxurious five-star hotels, gorgeous yet elegant guest rooms, costing RMB 688 a night, large-screen computer TVs, high-end stereos, and soft beds, all these are like paradise to travelers who are tired of traveling. .
"Are you coming back to sleep tonight?"
"Get back to me!"
After the two people walked out of the hotel, they parted ways. Zhuge Dachang planned to go to a mysterious place, while Wu Ming took a taxi to Haiding District. Although the two went in different directions, they had the same goal. They both went out to find women to have sex with. The difference was that one One is legal, the other is illegal.
Nine o'clock in the evening, Sun Garden, Haiding District, Beijing.[
Ding dong, ding dong, who is it so late? Shen Ruoxi walked to the door and looked out through the peephole. She saw a man, a man who made her miss her day and night. Her first reaction was not to open the door. , but jumped up and ran into the bathroom to look in the mirror and tidy up her appearance.
After a long time, Shen Ruoxi opened the door gracefully, and her eyes met. Wu Ming, who was standing outside the door, smiled. The woman in front of him was still beautiful and graceful. The two slippers of different colors exposed her cute side. It was really A charming fairy.
"Beauty, you have express delivery."
"What?"
"Mr. Wu Ming has sent his entire package and mailed it over. Please sign for it..." Wu Ming said, bowing down, putting his cheek in front of Shen Ruoxi, and then said: "Please hurry up and stamp and sign for it."
"I thought you were talking about something!" Shen Ruoxi looked around and found that no one was there. She blushed and quickly pecked Wu Ming on the cheek and said softly: "Come in quickly!"
The two of them entered the door together. When they entered the entrance to change shoes, Wu Ming asked casually: "Where is Yiyi?"
"She's in the room."
After changing his shoes, Wu Ming walked slowly to Shen Yiyi's room. After entering the room, he saw Shen Yiyi wearing headphones and surfing the Internet. He walked up quietly, wanting to scare the little girl, but Shen Yiyi suddenly turned his head. , there are two long fangs in the small mouth...
"Damn!" Wu Ming covered his little liver and shouted, "What the hell is this? Are you scaring daddy to death?"
"Coward!" Shen Yiyi made a face, took out the fake fangs in her mouth, took off her headphones, jumped in front of Wu Ming, stretched out her little hand, and said in a deep voice: "Where is my gift?"
"No."
Shen Yiyi snorted and threatened: "I'm going to go out and tell Sister Shen that you touched my butt."
Damn it! Fortunately, the naughty little girl was prepared in advance, otherwise her mother would have beaten her brains to pieces before they even had sex. Wu Ming took out a small box from his pocket and said angrily: "Here! For you."
"Hehe... I knew there was a gift, thank you uncle!" Shen Yiyi took the gift with a smile, opened the small box and found a pair of gemstone earrings, and asked excitedly: "Are these platinum ones?"
"stainless steel."
"Stainless steel?" Shen Yiyi patted Wu Ming on the shoulder and said in an old-fashioned way: "Young people should work hard and try to buy aluminum alloy next time. Today's stainless steel is not very reliable."
"knew."
After chatting for a while, Wu Ming exited Shen Yiyi's room. Shen Ruoxi, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, stood up, walked up to Wu Ming with a sweet smile, and joked: "You don't have stainless steel to give me. ? "[
"Did you hear that?"
"Don't say no."
"Hey, how could I miss you?" Wu Ming smiled flatteringly, took out a small box and opened it. Inside was a pair of pearl earrings.
"Give it to me!" Shen Ruoxi reached out her hand excitedly.
Wu Ming put the box back into his trouser pocket as fast as lightning, winked, and said with a pun: "Don't be so hasty! I'll give it to you when I get back to the room."
"Bad guy! Give it to me quickly..." Shen Ruoxi smiled coquettishly and stepped forward, quickly reaching into the man's trouser pocket. Wu Ming pressed his trouser pockets with both hands, and the two of them spread out around the crotch. Fighting for...
At this moment, Shen Yiyi, who was about to go to bed, walked out of the room. Seeing the two adults laughing and entangled, she curiously asked: "Sister Shen, are you digging out uncle's bird's nest?"
"Ah?" Shen Ruoxi hurriedly withdrew her hand, looked back at her daughter, shook her head in panic, and explained: "No, no, I just want to grab his pair of pearls..."
"Pearl?" Shen Yiyi interrupted her mother's words, glanced at Wu Ming's crotch, and said sarcastically: "Uncle, are your toys so exquisite?"
Toy? Exquisite? Wu Ming's face immediately darkened. When people use exquisite to describe a thing, it usually means that the thing is not too big. Exquisite means small and exquisite. No matter which man hears a woman use sperm I would not be too happy to describe my artifact in a speech.
"Little girl, I think it is necessary to explain to you."
Shen Ruoxi nodded and agreed, "Yeah! Listen to our explanation."
Wu Ming said seriously: "The word exquisite cannot be used indiscriminately. Uncle's... ahem... should be described as tall and straight."
"What did you say?" Shen Ruoxi's pretty face turned red instantly. She kicked Wu Ming angrily and said anxiously: "Yiyi, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think."
Shen Yiyi waved her hand and interrupted again: "Okay, okay, you continue to play. I'm going to bed after going to the toilet."
"Yiyi..."
"do not talk."
The little farce was over. Shen Ruoxi snorted at Wu Ming and ran back to the room in shame and anger. Wu Ming immediately chased after him. After the two entered the room, they were quiet for a long time. Then, Ruo Xi came from the room. There was a groaning sound, and along with the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking, the moaning became louder and louder...
Wu Ming was announcing in disguise that the man of this little lady's family had returned with force. Of course, no matter how strong and brave he was, after a fierce battle, he still fell into the dust in the war between men and women. .
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Facing the morning sun, the two of them sat in a black Audi car, enjoying the feeling of being stuck in a traffic jam to the point of getting angry. Shen Ruoxi insisted on sending Wu Ming back to Fengtai, but who knew that the car could not move as soon as it got off the ring road? .[
"Have you ever gotten a woman pregnant?"
"Uh..." Wu Ming was startled by Shen Ruoxi's abrupt question and hesitated: "This..."
"Don't hesitate, yes or no?"
Wu Ming glanced at Shen Ruoxi and asked cautiously: "Can I have this?"
Shen Ruoxi said coldly: "What do you think?"
Wu Ming's heart trembled, and he immediately said decisively: "No, absolutely not!"
"Really not once?"
"As a man, if you say you don't have it, then you don't have it."
"I went for another gynecological check-up a few days ago, and the doctor said I don't have any problems..." Shen Ruoxi looked at Wu Ming and said seriously: "I think you need to go for another check-up."
"No need?" Wu Ming chuckled and said ambiguously: "Didn't I prove it last night? There is nothing wrong with my body."
Shen Ruoxi blushed and spat, saying: "Ability should not be directly related to fertility. Let's transfer to the Affiliated School of Beijing Medical University later?"
"I'm not free, I'm going to report in later."
"Ask for leave?"
"Do you want me to lose my job?"
Shen Ruoxi hesitated for a moment, then took a step back and said, "Okay! Then let me register for you first. When you are free, we can go check it out."
Damn it! Even without my second brother, I can get a woman pregnant with just one look. Wu Ming sighed secretly, feeling a little helpless, but he didn't dare to tell the fact that he had gotten a woman pregnant. After all, Shen Ruoxi was driving. If you lose control due to stimulation and drive your car onto the sidewalk carelessly, you are committing a sin.
After returning to the hotel and watching Shen Ruoxi's car leave, Wu Ming walked into the hotel lobby. As soon as he took out his mobile phone, it happened to ring. The caller ID was Robert. Is work going to start? He pressed the button slowly. Press the call button to answer, and sure enough, the work is about to officially begin.
In the catering department on the second floor of the hotel, Zhuge Dachang was slowly eating breakfast. Wu Ming picked up the milk and took a sip, showing an interesting expression on his face...
"Brother Pig! The circles under your eyes are a little dark. Did you fight for your life last night?"
"Play a ball!"
"What's wrong?"
"I picked a beauty last night. She must have a good figure and a good face. If she wins the beauty pageant 100% of the time..."
"nice!"
"That's not bad!" Zhuge Dachang cursed angrily, "It almost disgusted me to death."
"Uh...that woman has chest hair?"
"It doesn't matter if she has chest hair, she has a bird in her crotch."
"Bird? Pfft..." Wu Ming laughed. After a while, he exclaimed: "It is not easy for us in China to find a monster that is neither male nor female. Don't you take pity on him?"
"Get out!" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "I just touched it and it made me so sick that I couldn't sleep well all night."
"Did you touch someone's round balls?"
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After finishing breakfast leisurely, the two walked side by side to the tallest office building nearby. Wu Ming was in a very good mood and whistled all the way, while Zhuge Dachang had a dark face and a very unhappy mood.
The first floor of the building was under construction. The glass door on the first floor was broken for some reason. A dozen workers were reinstalling and repairing it. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked around the construction site and followed the crowd into the building. Soon they heard a cry It's gossip.
Last night, a drunk man accidentally drove his car into the first floor of the building. He seemed to want to drive the car up to the second floor, but unfortunately he failed. The car stopped after smashing the glass door. I heard that no one was injured. He was just scared. Some of the security guards guarding the door almost peed their pants.
The building is a bit far away from the motorway. Under normal circumstances, it would take some effort to drive a car into the building. It seems a bit exaggerated that a drunk driver could accidentally crash into the building, but it happened.
The second to sixth floors of the building are Tengda Industrial. Could all this be related? For example, a disguised warning? With doubts in mind, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the front desk of Tengda Industrial.
Chapter completed!