Two men and women, who together were in their sixties, were walking hand in hand in Zhonghai Film and Television Base, showing off their love, romance, and gold watches...

"beware of the steps."

"I'm not a child."

Bai Xiayuan was led down the steps by Wu Ming, her eyes flashing with happiness. She liked the feeling of being carefully held in the hands of a man. In fact, every woman likes to be pampered by a man.

During the recent period, the two have been frequently engaged in human-creation activities. Bai Xiayuan is in a critical period. Wu Ming suspects that she may be pregnant. If counted from the first day of the critical period, she is at least a week pregnant?

Of course, only the fairy who runs a stall can detect the pregnancy at one week. To put it bluntly, only ghosts know whether Bai Xiayuan is pregnant. However, she had done a pre-pregnancy physical examination before. The doctor said that her physical condition was excellent and her eggs were very active.

It is extremely easy to conceive, so Wu Ming thinks that he is an expectant father.

I wonder what other people feel when they become fathers for the first time? Wu Ming is a little nervous and seems too sensitive, mainly because Bai Xiayuan is old, and older pregnant women have to bear much greater risks than young pregnant women.

Although it has not yet been determined whether Bai Xiayuan is pregnant, Wu Ming has activated the God of Killing Mode. Once a creature that threatens Bai Xiayuan approaches, he will kill it immediately. But to be honest, there are not many creatures in this world that can pose a threat to Bai Xiayuan.

many.

Bai Xiayuan is definitely an excellent representative of a new era daughter-in-law. She can get out of the hall, enter the kitchen, climb over high walls, fight against gangsters, easily knock out mistresses, and even carry gas bottles up to the sixth floor without breathing. However,

, one thing about her, like most beauties, is that it is very difficult to cook.

Entrusted by others and a matter of loyalty, Wu Ming came to Zhonghai Film and Television Base to visit Xiaobai's class whenever he had free time these days. Several women at home would come with him to play with him every time. However, the one who wanted to beg Xiaobai

The man wearing underwear has never shown up, and Wu Ming's crotch-feet licking has never been put to use.

In the past two days, Ding Zhenyuan and the three girls stayed to watch Xiao Bai filming, while Wu Ming took Bai Xiayuan, an expectant mother, around for a walk, because Xiao Bai was filming a TV series with the theme of the Anti-Japanese War, and there were many scenes of beating up little devils, and he was afraid of Bai Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan will be stimulated if he watches too much.

Don't look at the kid being bullied miserably on TV. If a fight really breaks out, Bai Xiayuan alone can beat up Xiaobai's entire crew. If Wu Ming dares to let loose, he will also be beaten to the point where he can't find his way.

But to be honest, Wu Ming, who has always been patriotic, also thinks that the recent Anti-Japanese War dramas are too deceptive and completely defy the intelligence of the Chinese people. A small guerrilla group can easily wipe out the most elite Kwantung Army squad of the Japanese army.

, there are countless more ridiculous plots than this. If the little devil is really so vulnerable, will our ancestors have to fight bloody battles for eight years?

Hey! A flash of surprise flashed in the eyes of Wu Ming, who was thinking wildly. On the artificial lake of the film and television base, two actors in ancient costumes were hanging wires to film a fight scene. In this film and television base where the Anti-Japanese War drama is like a forest, you can actually see

It’s really rare to film a martial arts drama.

Wu Ming and Bai Xiayuan walked to the lake. There were many tourists watching and taking pictures by the lake. When they inquired, they found out that they were in front of them from the drama crew of The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty. The two actors who were playing the role were the protagonists Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling.

Wu Ming has watched a version of this martial arts drama and is a little confused. Aren't Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling good friends? How could they get into a fight? Most of the time the brothers turn against each other because of women. These days, the sister-in-law is so beautiful.

When you watch the heroes on TV, they look elegant and handsome while flying over the walls, but when you actually go to the scene and watch the actors filming, you will know that filming scenes like flying over the walls is extremely frustrating and the risk factor is very high.

Bai Xiayuan pointed to the two actors hanging above the lake and asked, "Is it dangerous for them to film like this?"

Wu Ming said with a crow's mouth: "Of course, if it falls and falls, it will drown."

"Don't curse people."

"Just talking. If my words were so effective, I would have been in San Gong and Six Courtyards long ago."

The filming started, and the two actors hanging wires were slowly floating in the air, trying their best to pose the most handsome poses. The weapons in their hands touched from time to time. Suddenly, one of the actors' wires broke.

, he fell straight into the water from mid-air handsomely.

With a splash, the water splashed three meters high.

The crowd of onlookers screamed in panic. Bai Xiayuan secretly rolled his eyes at Wu Ming. Is this man the God of Plague? It really came true. Wu Ming wiped his sweat and realized that his crow's mouth skills had become more and more powerful.

Innocent people were shot while lying down.

…………

…………

The actor who fell into the water quickly came up. Before everyone could breathe a sigh of relief, everyone found that the actor in the water was drinking happily and waving his hands in the air. If this is not a trendy swimming skill, then he

He must be struggling.

Damn! This kid doesn’t seem to know how to swim? Wu Ming, who felt a little guilty in his heart, shouted loudly: “He doesn’t seem to know how to swim. Everyone, go down and save people.”

Wu Ming pretended to take off his clothes, and a friend next to him also started to take off his clothes. With this posture, they were taking off their clothes and going into the water to save people, but the two of them took off their clothes too slowly. They had to wait for them to take off their clothes.

After putting my clothes in the water, the day lilies were cold and everyone was stiff.

Several crew members jumped into the water to save people. After seeing someone entering the water, Wu Ming immediately stopped taking off his clothes, rushed to the lake embankment, took out his mobile phone, and shouted impassionedly: "Don't be anxious, I'll do it now."

Call an ambulance for you."

Brothers, go for it! I'm covering from behind. A familiar sentence instantly appeared in everyone's mind. Wu Ming, who was so reckless, was immediately despised by the crowd. However, he didn't pay attention, and the old god made an emergency call.

.

Just after making the call, Wu Ming heard a woman's exclamation from behind him. He turned around and couldn't help but secretly call her "sister". The man who had taken off his clothes with him earlier actually took off his clothes so cleanly that he didn't even have any pants or socks.

Keep.

I wipe it! Is it necessary to strip off so thoroughly when going into the water to save people? Isn't there any sinister intention? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched. At this moment, the actor who fell into the water was dragged back to the shore. It seemed that everything was fine.

.

The man who had just taken off his clothes was stunned for a moment, and then he slowly put on his clothes again. Wu Ming was sweating profusely. He took off his clothes and showed off his delicate little bird. He put his clothes back on without using them for anything. Who are these people?

Huh? Those who knew him wanted to take off his clothes and go into the water to save people, but those who didn’t know thought he just took off his pants to walk around!

There are many crews stationed in Zhonghai Film and Television Base. Actors and stars can be seen everywhere. Wherever there are stars, reporters are indispensable. There are even as many reporters stationed here as actors. A large number of reporters flocked to the actor who had just been rescued, and some reporters surrounded the actor who had just put on his pants.

The bird-walking man.

"Excuse me, why are you taking off your clothes?"

"I want to go into the water to save people."

"Then why take off your clothes?"

The man walking the bird said righteously: "At that time, I was only thinking about saving people, so I took off all my clothes before I knew it."

"Since you only want to save people, why do you still need to take off your clothes? Isn't this a waste of time to save people?"

The bird-walking man replied calmly: "When we save people, we should be calm and rational, not blind, otherwise we will only harm others and ourselves. Taking off our clothes before entering the water can reduce resistance and help us stretch our limbs better. This is for better rescue."

The latest chapter of Humanity Heart Cultivation Demon Biography."

"But you didn't save anyone."

The bird-walking man snorted and defended: "But my courageous spirit has infected other people, and I have passed on my positive energy to others, so there are so many people jumping into the water to save others regardless of their own safety."

"I think your buttocks are very white. I want to take a close-up of your buttocks. The title is Light of Love. Can you take a look?"

"no problem."

The bird-walking man turned around and raised his butt, ready to take off his pants. All the reporters were scared to death and ran away in all directions. What kind of media reporters have such strong tastes? Wu Ming, who was among the interviewing reporters, covered his mouth and snickered, and ran away.

They ran away together.

You want to be famous even though your brother has a needle eye. You think so well. After doing the damage, Wu Ming looked happy and pulled Bai Xiayuan back to the set of Xiaobai's crew. Seeing them coming back from outside, Zhi Zhi and others came to greet them.

"Oppa, where have you been?"

"Just going out for a walk."

He pointed his finger with a gossipy expression on his face and said, "I heard that someone fell into the lake just now. Did you see it?"

Wu Ming shrugged and said, "I saw it, and we also saw someone running away."

"Guo Ben?" A cameraman from the crew came around excitedly and asked: "Who is Guo Ben? Is he still there?"

"You are interested in?"

"So interested."

Wu Ming smiled evilly and said jokingly: "A man, are you interested too?"

The cameraman blurted out: "As long as someone takes off their belt, I love both men and women."

"…………"

Brother, you have been exposed. He cast a complicated look at the cameraman. Wu Ming quietly took two steps back, with a hint of wariness in his eyes. He has always been insensitive to gay sex.

"Don't get me wrong..." The cameraman, who was shocked to make a mistake, hurriedly explained: "I don't like men, I just like sex. It's not what you think, I'm not gay."

Wu Ming whispered: "But you already have this tendency."

"I don't."

"You can have this."

"Really not."

The director roared angrily: "What are you talking about, kid? Come here quickly, we are about to start filming, what are you still chatting about?"

I'm not just chatting, I'm clarifying a fatal misunderstanding. I don't dare to disobey the director's order. The cameraman ran away in tears and wailed in his heart. My innocence is like a piece of used toilet paper. I may never come back.

not coming.

This is called a slip of the tongue that turns into eternal hatred. Wu Ming and others couldn't help but laugh. When you are in a low mood, it is really difficult to write funny scenes. When the interest is burned out, coding is really boring and boring. There is no

I have a happy heart. It’s too hard to write funny jokes. It seems that there are only dozens of die-hard brothers reading my book now. I hope friends who read this book can come to the mobile website and leave me a message.

I want to make a rough count of how many people are still reading the book and how many people like this kind of obscene style book. If there are too few people, the always lazy uncle may not have the motivation to write the next book. Please leave me a message.
Chapter completed!