Chapter 51: Entry
"Man who is roping a horse, you are mighty and majestic..."
Wu Ming was awakened by the sudden ringtone of his mobile phone. He reached out all over the world to retrieve his phone in a daze. The frantic ringtone kept repeating endlessly. His previous ringtone was too patriotic, so an angry Bai Xiayuan helped him change it.
Bai Xiayuan kicked Wu Ming with his foot and said angrily, "What are you looking for?"
"Mobile phone..." The sleepy Wu Ming was still digging around when he noticed that Bai Xiayuan next to him was staring at him fiercely and said, "What are you looking at?"
Bai Xiayuan was ashamed and angry and said: "I'm watching how you took out the mobile phone from my pajamas."
"Ah?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, and found that his hand had slipped into the collar of Bai Xiayuan's pajamas at some point. He hurriedly pulled his hand away and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry, I had a conditioned reflex when I heard the man was pulling his horse."
"Huh!" Bai Xiayuan pulled the quilt, turned around and continued to sleep.
Wu Ming finally found his mobile phone under the pillow, which was like a second spring. After connecting it, he lazily said: "Who is it?"
"I."
"Yellow duck? Where are you?"
"I'm at the airport..."
Wu Ming interrupted: "Don't you know where my home is? Why call me so early in the morning?"
Tianying said slowly: "I haven't finished speaking. I was at the airport police station and I lost my ID and wallet."
"Then what?"
"If I can't get my documents back and go through immigration formalities, I will be deported."
"You are really good at making trouble. Just wait, I'll be there right away."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Ming sighed helplessly. The internationally wanted criminal, the famous king of killers, could actually stay in the police station without any worries. He is indeed a psychopath, and his nerves are indeed rough.
I wonder if he brought anyone from the Eagle Group here? A group of killers sitting openly in the police station drinking coffee must be very spectacular, right?
After Wu Ming thought for a while, he opened the quilt to look for his thermal underwear, and found that it was pressed under Bai Xiayuan. He pulled it out and then patted the woman's huge buttocks and shouted: "Woman, you press me.
Clothes."
Bai Xiayuan pulled off the clothes under her body and continued to sleep. Wu Ming glanced at her protruding buttocks and secretly admired that this woman's buttocks were really big. Fortunately, she was tall, otherwise it would be disproportionate. If such a buttocks had grown on Tang Yuyan's
On the body, the upper and lower proportions must be like a bowling pin.
Because Bai Xiayuan was hunched over, part of her buttocks was exposed. Wu Ming thought it was unsightly. He originally wanted to help her pull out her pants, but when his hand touched her pajamas, he accidentally pulled them down, revealing the beautiful daisy.
Eyes, gentlemen among flowers, elegant and subtle, shy and timid little daisies, so attractive, so beautiful.
This chrysanthemum should only be found in heaven, and is rarely seen on earth.
I was really impressed. The pants were all patterned with chrysanthemums. Wu Ming shook his head secretly. Chrysanthemums symbolize royalty in the East, meaning holiness and nobility. This woman has some reason to be obsessed with chrysanthemums. If she knew that chrysanthemums are in the hearts of some people in China.
What does that mean? I don’t know what to think?
Wu Ming got dressed, whistled and walked into the bathroom to wash up. Bai Xiayuan, who had been pretending to be asleep, pulled up his pajamas with a hint of resentment in his eyes. He was not sure whether he was pregnant or not, but Wu Ming had already regarded himself as a pregnant woman. They
Now sharing a bed means closing your eyes, stretching your legs, and not even giving me a loving hug, let alone hugging and making love.
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Not long after, Wu Ming rushed to the airport police station. When he saw Tianying, he realized that the matter was much more troublesome than he thought. When Tianying was going through the immigration formalities, he accidentally fell into the trick of the airport's subcontracting party and exchanged cash.
All the documents are lost. Ye Ye Qiang pet: Devil, love lightly.
If the thief cannot be caught and his passport and other documents cannot be retrieved, Tianying will be deported within 24 hours. The matter has exceeded Wu Ming's ability to solve it. It does not matter whether he takes a head above the head or a head under the head as a guarantee.
Wu Ming made several phone calls and received replies that there was nothing he could do. If Tianying lost his documents after completing the immigration procedures, the problem would be easier to solve. The problem is that he has not completed the immigration procedures and is not even qualified to stay.
No.
In the lounge provided by the airport police station, two men were lying on the sofa watching TV. They were waiting for good news from the airport police, such as the thief's conscience, and he voluntarily surrendered and returned the Skyhawk's certificate.
Of course, waiting for good news is just an excuse for the police. The two men know better than anyone else that the police are contacting them to go through the deportation procedures, which will take a certain amount of time. In fact, waiting for good news is just waiting for deportation.
Wu Ming lay on the sofa and looked around for a few times, and said in Arabic: "I'm a little curious, how can you let people drop bags under your nose without knowing it?"
Tianying showed a faint smile and said, "I seem to have seen a familiar woman at the airport."
"who?"
"Gabriel."
"Are you sure?" Wu Ming jumped up from the sofa and exclaimed: "Are you really sure it's her? Did you read it right?"
Tianying's eyes became a little complicated, and he said faintly: "I'm not sure, she should be almost forty years old now, but the woman I saw seems to be the same Gabriel ten years ago, with no change at all."
Wu Ming was silent. A woman cannot forget her first man, and conversely, how can a man forget his first woman? The first time he ate the forbidden fruit will always be an unforgettable memory.
The memory of a woman losing her virginity is pain, and the memory of a man losing his virginity is a hole. One is the understanding of pain, and the other is the understanding of holes. This is life, this is growth, and this is a process we must go through.
A woman's first time is mostly given to the man she likes. A man's first time is relatively complicated. Some give it to his hand, some to his girlfriend, some to the woman who collects money, and some to the sister-in-law next door.
, of course, some people also gave it to the big brother next door.
Gabriel, the instructor in charge of psychological counseling and cultural knowledge, first met Wu Ming when he was six years old. She was only sixteen or seventeen years old at the time. Almost all of Wu Ming's first intimate encounters with the opposite sex were related to her.
, the first time to truly see a woman’s naked body, the first time to kiss, the first time to have sex, the first time to get a woman for the first time...
After a long silence, Wu Ming sighed and said with a wry smile: "If it is really her, what is she doing here?"
Tianying glanced at Wu Ming slightly jealously and said, "I'm definitely not here for a trip."
Wu Ming snorted proudly and said in Chinese: "One night and a hundred days of kindness, she can't be here to kill me, right?"
"You said one less thing..." Tianying replied in blunt Chinese: "As long as you work hard, you can be a husband and wife in a night and a hundred days in love."
"As long as you work hard, you will be a couple for a hundred days," Wu Ming repeated. After savoring it carefully, he curled his lips and said, "Can you, a foreigner, understand such profound words?"
"What?"
Wu Ming shrugged noncommittally, did not continue to pester, and asked instead: "Is she alone?"
Tianying told the truth: "I only saw her alone. It was because I saw her distracted that someone else took away my satchel."
"What's the use of her coming?" Wu Ming touched his nose and muttered: "She doesn't pose a threat to me."
"Who said she is not a threat to you?" Tianying snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "I think her threat to you is the biggest threat to you."
"You seem a little out of sorts? I feel like you are talking with a gun and a stick?"
"Have it?"
"You're not still jealous of me, are you?" Wu Ming looked at Tianying and winked: "Just because I slept with Gabriel and your first love goddess?"
A flash of shame and anger flashed in Tianying's eyes, and he said coldly: "You are the most despicable, shameless, and filthy sewer rat I have ever seen."
After Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered for a while, his face straightened and he asked: "By the way, why are you here alone? Didn't you bring the people from the Eagle Group?"
"I only brought a few people with me, and they will arrive two days late."
The people from the Eagle Group are here, but Tianying is facing deportation. God knows how long it will take until he gets a new certificate before coming to China again? It seems that after returning, Tianying can only sneak across the country, Wu Ming thought helplessly.
The two of them sat in the lounge waiting for good news from the police. They waited for more than two hours. Unexpectedly, they got an unexpected surprise. Someone found Tianying's lost backpack in the bathroom and handed it over to the airport service.
tower.
After Tianying took back his satchel, he took inventory and found that all the cash, mobile phone and other belongings in the bag were gone, but all the documents were there. His identity was verified immediately, and his passport and visa were all fine. Soon, he got it done.
Immigration procedures.
"There is no way out in this desperate situation, but there is no place to put on pants..." After everything was done, Wu Ming pointed to the airport western restaurant with high spirits and said cheerfully: "Let's go! Let's go eat."
“Are their steaks flown in from Europe?”
Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I only know that the flight attendants from various countries who eat in the restaurant are flown here."
"Is it fresh?"
"Ah?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment and joked: "Are you asking about the steak or the stewardess? I don't know about the steak. The stewardess should be quite fresh."
Tianying nodded and said, "You can give it a try."
"What to try? Stewardess or steak?"
The two chatted and laughed happily and walked into the western restaurant one after another. Tianying dragged his suitcase behind him. When he entered, the suitcase accidentally bumped into a middle-aged man who was going out. He apologized like a gentleman: "I'm sorry...
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"Excuse me?" A middle-aged man with a gold dog chain around his neck and several big gold rings on his hands said angrily: "Can't you tell, the foreign devil's pretty face can also speak Chinese? Do you know the clothes on my body?
How much is it?”
Wu Ming turned around, looked at the middle-aged man coldly, and said, "What do you want?"
The middle-aged man tugged at his trousers and said in a brazen tone: "My trousers cost 8,000 yuan a pair, and you guys shaved them off. Shouldn't you pay for it?"
"Eight thousand, right?" Wu Ming took a stack of banknotes with a note from his bag, shook it and stuffed it into the middle-aged man's hand, saying, "This is ten thousand."
"Boy, you're pretty good."
"Since I lost the money, your pants are mine..." Wu Ming reached out and grabbed the middle-aged man's pants with lightning speed, and tore them down with force, tearing a pair of trouser legs to pieces in an instant, revealing the thermal insulation pants underneath.
"You...you kid, wait..." The middle-aged man rushed to the door in embarrassment and embarrassment, "I won't let you go, just go ahead."
The two men found a seat and sat down nonchalantly, not taking the middle-aged man's bluffing remarks seriously at all. In a dark corner of the restaurant, a beautiful blond beauty looked at them in surprise and surprise, her delicate red lips raised slightly.
Chapter completed!