Chapter 44: Birthday Banquet (2)(1/2)
It was getting dark, and on a simple stage, the troupe that Mo Xiyan specially invited from the city was performing. His faces changed faster than turning the pages of a book. This was an indispensable characteristic performance of Sichuan Opera.
Change, change, change!
Experts watched the door, while laymen watched the excitement. The surprised children clapped their hands excitedly and cheered. Although the old people knew the secret of face-changing, they still showed interesting expressions. Only the young people found it boring.
What's so cool about this? If a woman puts on heavy smoky makeup and spits on her face, she can have eighteen different faces.
After playing until his phone ran out of battery, Wu Ming, who was sitting in the audience, raised his head and curled his lips and said: "What a boring performance!"
Zhuge Dachang yawned and said, "Yeah! Can't you find a beautiful woman to perform the show of changing into underwear? That would definitely be much prettier than changing faces!"
Leng Zhenyue coughed twice, widened his eyes, and said: "This is a regular song and dance troupe. It only has singing, dancing, acrobatics and cross talk magic, not those messy performances."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were just about to get up when the stage lights dimmed, loud music started playing, and a dozen girls in vests and hot pants came on stage. Their thighs were dazzlingly white. It didn't matter whether they danced well or not. The key is that their thighs look good...
There were snow-white thighs to see, and the two men finally got excited.
The more conservative old people were disgusted with these girls in cool clothes, and they criticized each other in a sanctimonious way. Among them, Leng Zhenyue reacted the most violently, constantly talking about being immoral, but he stared at the girl on the stage.
, watching intently.
After the hot street dance performance, Wu Ming stood up...
"Where are you going?"
"The girls dance so hard, I went backstage to express my condolences to them."
Zhuge Dachang also stood up quickly and said: "I'll go with you! Well! We are half masters, so we should go and show our appreciation."
For his two beloved disciples and godson, Leng Zhenyue was completely speechless. If all the women in this world died, how would they survive?
The actors of the troupe put on makeup and changed clothes in two temporary tents. They were all guarded and non-staff members were not allowed to enter. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang talked sweetly and tried their best, but they still could not enter the tent where the actresses put on makeup and changed clothes.
, the plan to fish in troubled waters failed miserably.
The two of them returned to the stage in despair, just in time for tonight's finale, a female solo. The sexy beauty who sang this song was a little singer. The Mo family spent a lot of money to bring her back, and she was quite famous in China.
"I've seen this girl on TV. Isn't she that xxx?" Wu Ming looked excited, but he couldn't remember her name.
"Yes, that's that xxx. She's more beautiful in real life than on TV." Zhuge Dachang also didn't know her name.
Back to back, sitting on the floor...
…
The only romantic thing I can think of is to slowly go to jail with you until we are too old to go anywhere, but you still want to run away with me...
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This is a widely sung and popular old song "The Most Romantic Thing", but the scene was filled with people and the vague lyrics completely changed when Wu Ming heard it...
disaster!
As expected of a professional singer, she sings well...
No one noticed, anyway, the breasts are very good, and the sexy beauty is very good at inciting the atmosphere. She ignited the enthusiasm of the men, and the cheers of the men at the scene were louder than the lang...
Any man who has a daughter-in-law dares to shout "I love you" loudly. Of course, when I go back to the washboard tonight, I will kneel down. I heard that it is now popular to kneel down to control the remote control? Change the channel and slap me every time?
It can be predicted that this will be a sleepless night!
A group of passionate beasts were so fascinated by the beauties. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang seemed much calmer now. After seeing Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing, the two evil beauties, they were now more or less attracted to beauties.
A little resistance.
If Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing can score nine points, then this sexy beauty can score seven points at most.
It's a pity that Yan Xiaozhu's breasts are a bit small, and her figure is hot enough, but her legs are not long enough. Beauty is not perfect. If they can be rubbed together, they will be perfect, Wu Ming
I secretly sighed in my heart...
After singing three songs, the sexy beauty came off the stage amidst warm applause. Zhuge Dachang grabbed Wu Ming's arm, shook it, and said disdainfully: "Why are you so stunned? That girl has already left the stage."
"Going off the stage?" Wu Ming came back to his senses and cast his eyes on the stage. Sure enough, the sexy girl was gone. He said anxiously: "That girl just sang a prison song, it seemed like it was just released. She must be very lonely.
Empty, let’s go and comfort her as soon as possible!”
"Then what are we waiting for?"
The two of them stood up, and in Leng Zhenyue's eyes, they rushed backstage again. After finally meeting their idol, they made sure to ask for a signed underwear from her and get together as a souvenir...
By the way, they still don’t know the idol’s name!
The sexy beauty singer ignored the crowd asking for autographs. She was escorted by two big men in suits and walked quickly to a nanny car...
"Beauty, wait!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang caught up with the beauty. They opened their hands to block her way, both showing lewd smiles.
"Please let me... eh..." A big man guarding the beauty looked at Wu Ming with a surprised expression on his face and said: "Master Wu, why are you here?"
"You know me?" Now it was Wu Ming's turn to be surprised.
"No one in the company doesn't know you." Another big man smiled.
Judging from his tone, he should be the company's bodyguard. Wu Ming immediately changed his face to a serious face and said coolly: "Our employer wants to get an autograph from this lady. Is that possible?"
After successfully getting the autographed photo, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang seemed very depressed. How could it be such a coincidence? Fortunately, they didn't take action. Otherwise, they would have asked these two guys to go back and make a small report to let Chu Min know that they were trying to pick up female clients. They would not die if they went back.
Also have to shed a layer of skin.
Back in the nanny car, the beauty pretended to be casual and asked: "Who is that Mr. Wu just now?"
"Oh...he is also our company's bodyguard." A big man replied with a smile.
"Bodyguard?" The beauty snorted disdainfully and thought to herself: Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu, you thought he was some big shot, but it turned out to be just a small bodyguard.
Seeing the disdainful look on the beautiful woman's face, another burly man had a trace of resentment in his eyes, and said in a low voice: "You may not know, but he is the top S-level bodyguard in our company. Hiring him to handle a case costs more than one of your business performances."
many."
A flash of shame and anger flashed in the beauty's eyes, and she stopped talking.
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There were quite a lot of rooms in the Mo family's old house, but there were hundreds of guests staying overnight. It would take several people to squeeze into one room to sleep. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were no longer interested in watching the show and returned to the room that Mo Xiyan arranged for them.
But they saw someone they didn't like, Feng Tianming.
I don’t know why, but this boy is not as girly as when we first met him. Of course, he is still unlovable. A grown man growing his hair long and having to bathe in the stream is really a heinous crime and should be punished by castration.
The room was quite elegant, but there were only two small beds. Feng Tianming was lying on one bed playing on the computer. When he saw Wu Ming and Wu Ming entering the room, he said calmly: "Are you back?"
"Why are you here?" Zhuge Dachang said coldly.
Feng Tianming picked up a strand of long hair and stuffed it into his ears, and asked: "Why can't I be here?" After saying that, he closed the laptop and continued: "There are too many guests, it is difficult to arrange, Uncle Yan called me
Come and squeeze in with you."
"Squeeze your sister! Do you think it's milk? Will it work if you squeeze it?" Wu Ming was furious: "How can three people sleep in two beds?"
"I don't mind two people sleeping together, but..." Feng Tianming said as he took off his clothes, "I like to sleep naked."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and felt chills all over their bodies. If you sleep together with a man without pants on, you must be prepared for the risk of death!
"Little J... let me tell you a secret..." Wu Ming walked to the bedside, covered his mouth and whispered into Feng Tianming's ear: "Brother Zhu is very restless when sleeping and likes to touch around. Be careful.
He helps you masturbate."
Of course it’s fun to masturbate by yourself! But if you let other men do it for you? That’s really not a very pleasant thing!
Feng Tianming's face changed drastically when he heard this, and he stared at Zhuge Dachang in horror. He hurriedly put on his clothes and said firmly: "Then you two sleep on the same bed, and I want to sleep on my own."
Damn it! You can’t even scare me away!
Wu Ming said angrily: "I don't like sleeping with men either, so only two of the three of us can sleep on the bed, and one of us has to sleep on the floor!"
Zhuge Dachang snorted and said: "Anyway, I don't know how to sleep on the floor."
"Me too!"
"Okay! For the sake of fairness, let's punch!"
The two men stood on a united front, stretched out their middle fingers together, and said in unison: "Go away..."
Wu Ming touched his nose and said: "It seems that you don't agree with this plan? Well, let's have a political election. Those who agree to let Tianming sleep on the floor raise their hands!" After saying that, he raised his hands first...
Zhuge Dachang chuckled and raised his hand!
Wu Ming laughed and said: "Very good! Two to one, Xiao J, you sleep on the floor!"
Feng Tianming shouted angrily: "You two are on the same team, this is not fair!"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"Then let's compare like men..." Zhuge Dachang straightened his lower body, smiled obscenely, and continued: "Compare the size, the smallest one sleeps on the floor!"
"Your sister!"
"nausea!"
Zhuge Dachang suggested again: "Then let's compare who is older. The youngest will sleep on the floor."
"Okay! Respecting the elderly is our traditional Chinese virtue!"
"Don't forget, caring for children is also our traditional Chinese virtue!" Feng Tianming, who is only in his early twenties, immediately made a fuss about his age.
To be continued...