029 No paper in the toilet
"Squeak...squeak...squeak..."
Zhang Yang rode his tricycle through this busy city. He saw too many people and things in the city. People living here are either for money, profit or fame. Zhang Yang is just a child from a poor family.
He doesn't ask for much, he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, and with the extra money he can use it to improve his family's life. That way he is already very satisfied.
"Bang...bang...bang..."
Zhang Yang's hands were full and he couldn't take out the keys from his pocket, so he had to bang his head on the door, hoping that Wu Aiqing in the room would open the door for him.
"squeak…"
After a while, Wu Aiqing yawned and opened the door. She was still wearing the sexy pajamas that Zhang Yang had just seen. Zhang Yang's face turned red within a few seconds of staring at her.
"Hey, let me tell you, didn't I give you the key? Why can't you open it yourself?"
Wu Aiqing didn't seem to see what Zhang Yang was holding in his hands. She continued to scold Zhang Yang: "Look at you, it's rare for me to take a vacation. I can't sleep well even if I want to. What do you think you are doing?"
what's up?"
"I...I don't have the hands to open the door!"
Zhang Yang pitifully put the things in his hands in front of Wu Aiqing, hoping to make Wu Aiqing understand that he didn't mean to disturb her sleep.
"No hands? Why don't you put them down first? I've seen people stupid, but I've never seen anyone as stupid as you!"
Wu Aiqing let Zhang Yang in dissatisfied. This was her only day off in a month. She slept in so unsteadily that Zhang Yang woke her up twice. Could it be that she felt uncomfortable?
of.
Zhang Yang knew that he was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to reply to her. He moved all the things directly to his room and then ran downstairs to move the remaining textbooks and other things. This moving work was very difficult for him.
I was so exhausted that I first moved two large bags of things weighing 100 kilograms from the seventh floor to the first floor, then ran with them for several kilometers, and then carried them from the first floor to the fifth floor. By this time, Zhang Yang was already covered in risk.
Sweating.
"Hey, fat man, why did you bring your stinky quilt and stuff over here?"
Wu Aiqing was sitting on the sofa in the living room, pressing the remote control randomly. She saw Zhang Yang had brought all the quilts over, so she frowned and asked. The daily necessities in this house are all complete.
The quilt in Zhang Yang's house was left behind by her last roommate! She was also a beautiful woman. In her opinion, Zhang Yang was simply taking advantage of him by using that quilt. What's more, she had actually washed the quilt.
of.
"Um...my name is Zhang Yang!"
Zhang Yang said nonchalantly to his beautiful landlord. Although he is fat, he doesn't like others to call him fat.
"I know your name is Zhang Yang, but what's the point of calling me by your name all the time? How easy is it to call me fat?"
Wu Aiqing took out a pack of snacks from somewhere, and she started eating them incessantly.
"What's smooth? I'm afraid it's just you calling it smooth?"
Zhang Yang said secretly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it on the surface. After all, they were two people who had just met, and the other person was a very good-looking beauty. It was not good to say it so harshly.
"What about you? What should I call you?"
Zhang Yang can still have an idea in his mind. Since he can't go straight, he will take a roundabout way and take the route of "saving the country through curves"! Hehe, Zhang Yang's idea is good, he is just waiting for Wu Aiqing to come up with it.
If it matched his so-called "fat man" nickname, then he would have a reason to reason with Wu Aiqing.
"Me, just call me Sister Qing!"
I'm dizzy! Zhang Yang almost choked on his own saliva. What? When we got to her place, "Sister Qing" was just a casual title?
"Why do I feel so wrong? After doing this for a long time, I still have to give her some advantages when I call her!" Zhang Yang didn't speak for a long time, and someone secretly cursed to the side.
"Hey, why don't you hurry up and pack your things? The stinky sweat all over your body smells terrible. Once you pack them up, hurry up and take a shower." Wu Aiqing said, stroking her nose.
"Oh! Okay!" Zhang Yang also knew that the smell on his body was a bit scary now, so he had to put aside the question of the title and hurriedly ran to his room to clean up.
The previous owner of this room was obviously a girl, and Zhang Yang could tell at a glance. The pink quilt, the cartoon-shaped wardrobe, and the colorful walls all illustrate this fact.
The quilt on the bed was useless. It was not that he thought the quilt used by others was not good. It was just that he always felt that sleeping in a quilt made by his mother was particularly comfortable.
After busying for a while, Zhang Yang finally got everything neat and tidy. The quilt was replaced with his old quilt, the old man's computer was placed neatly on the desk, and all other books, clothes, etc. were put where they should be.
Where to put it.
After finishing it, Zhang Yang couldn't stand the smell of his body anymore. While Wu Aiqing was still nibbling snacks in the living room, he took a change of clothes and walked into the small bathroom.
"Wow..."
The icy cold water hit Zhang Yang's body, and the sweat and greasiness all over his body quickly disappeared.
"It's so comfortable!" Zhang Yang couldn't help but let out a long breath.
"Uh...huh?"
Zhang Yang was washing and washing, and suddenly he felt something was wrong in his stomach. The sound of "gulu, gulu" sounded like thousands of war horses galloping in his stomach.
"Hey, it can't be done! It can't be done!..."
Zhang Yang originally thought about taking a shower first and then getting into bed. But within two seconds, he couldn't bear it any longer. Fortunately, the toilet happened to be here, so he didn't even have to take off his pants.
Okay, just squat down.
"Boom...boom..." Two loud noises startled Zhang Yang. What was this? He had never had diarrhea like this before. Fortunately, he didn't turn off the shower head.
Wu Aiqing in the living room should not be able to hear it.
"Damn, I remembered it!"
Zhang Yang suddenly thought fiercely while squatting, this must be the fault of the lunch he had in the school cafeteria in the morning. Many people in the class said that the things in the cafeteria were unclean, but Zhang Yang never did
He had encountered it before, so he didn’t believe it too much. Now it seems that it turns out that he has taken too few “night walks”, so the chance of encountering a “ghost” is much less than that of others.
After pulling for a while, Zhang Yang finally felt a little more comfortable in his stomach. At this time, his two feet were already numb from squatting, and there was no way to continue like this, so he had to get up as soon as he felt better now.
Then find a drug store to buy anti-diarrhea medicine.
"Huh? Why is there no paper?"
After searching for a long time, Zhang Yang was suddenly dumbfounded. He couldn't find paper in the toilet where he could see through it at a glance. This was a tragedy. He didn't even know what to do with his big butt naked!
"Ask Wu Aiqing to bring some paper?"
As soon as the idea came to Zhang Yang's mind, he immediately rejected it. Not to mention whether Wu Aiqing could hear him calling in the sealed toilet with the TV on. Even if she heard it, by then
How did she hand the paper in?
You know, the squatting pit is more than an arm's length away from the door. He can't just run to the door with his butt raised? Even if he could, it was the first day he met Wu Aiqing.
!Pooping in the toilet and then asking a beautiful woman to give you paper, he doesn’t have the nerve to do such a stupid thing.
"How about using this?"
Zhang Yang's eyes gradually moved to a pack of rectangular pink things in the toilet. The pack was folded squarely and wrapped in some plastic bags. It was surprisingly a pack of sanitary napkins for girls.
"Holy crap! This can't work!"
Zhang Yang stared at this pack of sanitary napkins for less than two seconds, and his face turned red. He had seen this stuff before, and it was always on display in the supermarket.
But those things without owners are different from the pack in front of him. Wu Aiqing was the only one in this room. Zhang Yang was sure that the pack of sanitary napkins in front of him was the one Wu Aiqing had been using. When Zhang Yang thought about what was inside
Ambiguous, his heart kept jumping wildly.
But if it is not used, Zhang Yang can't find any way to solve the current dilemma.
"Just use one piece! Maybe if you just use one piece, she won't notice!"
Zhang Yang thought to himself in his heart, he slowly reached out to the pink plastic bag with both hands, and in just a moment, he grabbed a piece and pinched it in his palm.
"Huh? What's this for?"
Zhang Yang opened the plastic bag that contained the small piece of sanitary napkin. After spreading the whole thing out, Zhang Yang was suddenly curious about how girls used this thing.
"Uh...what are I thinking about?"
Zhang Yang almost wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Under the current situation, he was still in the mood to study this. Isn't this just asking for trouble?
Blushing, he quickly wiped his butt a few times, and Zhang Yang didn't dare to take a shower. He just threw the sanitary napkin into the toilet, and then poured buckets of water into it.
It should be eliminated, right?
After flushing the water, Zhang Yang quickly put on his clothes. At this time, he was particularly afraid that Wu Aiqing would find that she was missing a sanitary napkin. By then, it would be impossible for him to find a hole to drill. Now
It's business to hide in the room immediately before she notices it.
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[e="Records of Medical Officers from Another World"]
Chapter completed!