Chapter 481 Don't Lick Dogs(1/2)
At 8 p.m., Konoha BBQ Q.
In the private room, Shinji was fussing about the ramen ordered from Ichiraku Ramen and delivered by Shunshen Shisui himself, while listening to Kosoki angrily recounting the first exam of the day.
"...If it hadn't been for that fat man (Naruto) being nosy and taking the lead, I would have exposed that man's conspiracy and thoughts on the so-called last question (Ibiki) on the spot!"
Toneri, the licking dog, kept licking him again and again. And maybe it was because Karin showed a bit of dissatisfaction and added Naruto to his hate list.
Don't worry about anyone, as long as it makes the goddess unhappy, you will do it to anyone, except your own king, Sama.
Kimimaro simply ate a little and put down his chopsticks on the grounds that he was full. He didn't pay attention to the food and sat in his seat with his eyes closed to meditate.
With a slight smile in his white eyes, Xiang Phosphorus, on the premise of being a companion who can entrust his life, may also be regarded as a slightly willful younger sister from beginning to end.
As the saying goes, he is the favorite of the group.
"Those who are waiting for the second exam must defeat the spirit of these great ninja villages this time!"
Xiang Ling clenched his fists and said confidently, then looked at Shenji who was slowly picking up the roast meat from the grill and putting it into his mouth gracefully.
"Teacher, do you know the content of the second exam?"
"What? Do you want to be spoiled? The unknown is the charm, isn't it?"
"No, no, I'm just a little curious." Xiang Liao quickly waved his hand to deny, and then changed the subject, "Then again, if we go too far in the second exam, the teacher will not be affected, right?"
"What impact?"
"It's like all the ninja villages targeted the teacher afterwards, and then sent ninjas to assassinate him."
Hearing the sound, Shenji smiled slightly, put down his chopsticks and took the high-grade facial tissue handed over by Bai.
After wiping the oil stains from the corners of his mouth very elegantly, Shinji looked at Shisui and Shisui on the other side of the table.
"It doesn't matter, just do what you like. I guess they won't be so petty, right?"
Seeing that the pressure was finally on him, Shisui just pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled bitterly, and could only say reluctantly: "Don't worry, if our genin is indeed inferior to others, then Konoha will never hold anyone responsible afterwards, you say
Right? Kakashi-san?"
Kakashi, who was suddenly disturbed and turned his back on what was happening outside the window, and who only focused on reading the sages' books, nodded in agreement without knowing what Shisui said.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
Shisui:……
So can you be more perfunctory?
It’s just a novel, why are you so involved?
Is it really that good?
I don’t believe it, unless I can be healthy too!
Thinking about it, Shisui unconsciously moved closer to the half-open book in Kakashi's hand, but the keen Kakashi noticed it instantly and closed the page in an instant.
How old is this unfortunate kid that he still has curiosity? Is this something you can see?
"Shisui, the water in these books is too deep for your Sharingan to grasp."
Kakashi patted Shisui on the shoulder, which was quite meaningful.
There was no way, Kakashi knew very well that whenever he read this kind of forbidden book at night, it would lead to physical weakness the next day.
As one of Konoha's top combat powers (Shisui), it would not be good if the next day's combat power was insufficient due to something like this, so it's better not to watch it.
To be honest, apart from myself, there is no other male ninja in Konoha who can grasp this kind of thing. If word gets out accidentally, I believe that paper towels and other daily necessities in Konoha department stores will be out of stock the next day!
Looking at Kakashi with a sigh on his face, Shisui also started to murmur at this moment, what kind of book is so evil? He actually said that he couldn't grasp it?
"When you're full, let's go back."
After eating and drinking, Shen'er took the lead in leaving his seat, taking the four little ones who also had enough to eat and drink with him.
As Kakashi stood up, he opened the book again and followed lazily. As a senior, it is natural for the juniors to do things like checkout.
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Two o'clock in the evening.
An ordinary hotel where Xiaonan stayed.
"Don't leave tonight..."
"Sorry, I will lose sleep if someone is around."
In fact, Shenji's words are no longer completely true now, but can only be said to be half-truths and half-falsehoods.
This may be the case for other people, but after spending a hundred years in the simulated world, Shen Er can now sleep peacefully holding Xuannv in his arms, and no longer suffers from insomnia because of someone next to him.
But it's only for Xuannv, others still can't.
Maybe it’s because I didn’t have a blank memory at the time and started from scratch, plus I’ve spent a lifetime together in that world and have become extremely familiar with each other.
All in all, if we were to rank the priorities now, it would be: all lovers, only Xuannv can be called wife.
Of course, Konan didn't believe this, and mistakenly thought that Shenji was definitely going to find the fox who didn't pester Shenji because of Tsunade's summons tonight.
"I don't want to sleep yet."
Xiaonan, who had unknowingly been inspired by the so-called winning mentality of women, once again grabbed the future with her own hands as she spoke.
You must be able to grasp it yourself!
Xiaonan's eyes were full of fighting spirit, but this confident fighting spirit only lasted for less than half a moment, and then he became a defeated dog like mud and could not get back up.
After putting on his clothes, Shinji patted his butt, walked away and disappeared under Xiaonan's gaze.
No need to ask, the picture taken was definitely not Shinji's own butt.
And Shinji's next stop is neither the hotel where he is staying nor Hong's home, but the country of ghosts.
Maybe it was because he suddenly thought of Xuannv, and Shinji thought of that miko who never fought or grabbed, had a gentle personality, but was quite hot at certain times.
I have to say that the two people are still similar in some aspects, such as being considerate.
…
The sky is dark and bright.
"Ziyuan is about to wake up, you... please hurry up..."
On the boat that had been swaying for a long time, Maitreya covered his mouth and said this in a low voice, for fear of waking up Ziyuan, who was still sleeping nearby.
I have to say, Shenji is really a bit arrogant this time.
"Don't you think it's more exciting this way?"
Hearing the sound, Miroku almost screamed, turned around and glared at Shenji with his beautiful eyes, but the next second he was immersed in Shenji's deep kiss.
As I said, I haven’t seen him for half a year and I really miss him.
It's just that my half-grown daughter has to act coquettishly and sleep with me today, so she can't fully express her thoughts. It's really a pity.
As if he saw what Maitreya was thinking, Shen Er's heart moved. The next moment, Maitreya suddenly felt a chill all over his body.
After staring, he realized that he had been taken to the waterfall behind the palace.
Without too much verbal communication or eye contact, Maitreya began to express with all his heart the longing for this man that he had never expressed before and had always been hidden in his heart.
If we were to rank these women in the ninja world for their combat prowess, Miroku, the miko who is the least talkative and has the calmest personality, would definitely be ranked first!
Terumi Mei was second, Konan was third, and at the bottom was Kurenai who was good at illusions.
Of course, this is only temporary. There is also Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, who has been booked for a long time and has not yet started to practice.
Shinji estimated that once Tsunade joins in, it will be hard to say who will be ranked first.
After all, a woman's strength in certain things has a great relationship with her age, experience and ambition.
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At three o'clock in the morning, looking at her mother, who was wearing a bathrobe, her face was red, and her steps were a little less steady than usual, Ziyuan, who had just woken up and was already a teenager, was filled with doubts.
"Mother, have you gone to purify yourself?"
Konoha.
Training Ground No. 44, in front of the Forest of Death.
Looking at Shinji who was wearing a bathrobe, his hair was a little messy, his two hairy legs were exposed, and he was still yawning. He was summoned by Tsunade last night, and he was busy until the middle of the night. He felt a taste in his heart.
Judging from the smell of more than one kind of perfume and women's body fragrance, while he was away yesterday, this man definitely went to find another woman to be happy!
Gan! It’s really hateful!
"Well, the location of the second exam is right here. You guys can gather there and I'll go back and take a rest."
"Hey? Teacher, don't you want to see it?"
"I'll go back and see, go back and see."
Shinji waved his hand and left with a group of little tails (Konoha jounin).
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To be continued...