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Chapter 545: The monkey broke the record for the fastest resignation in the Heavenly Court(1/2)

Chapter 545 Monkey breaks the record of fastest resignation in Heaven

Just after returning to the Southern Demon Kingdom, Shen Er heard a piece of news that was not surprising - his grandfather had passed away.

His old neighbor for decades was still the only mortal in the Southern Demon Kingdom. Considering these two points, Shinji took the time to take a look when the funeral was about to end.

It was the rare rainy season in the mountains, and the light rain hit the concrete floor, causing water splashes to fall on Shinji's black leather shoes, which were not holding an umbrella.

In the distance, the cries of seven gourd spirits echoed deafeningly through the sky, making Shenji feel upset. Also upset were the guests attending the funeral.

There were quite a few demons who came to attend the funeral. Most of them were new-age demons that had been transformed in the Calabash Mountain realm over the past sixty years. Many of them had received help from the old man.

These demons also helped plan the grandfather's funeral. As for the seven unpopular gourd spirits, they have done nothing but cry these days.

After the funeral was over, Shenji, who was left among the monsters, just turned around and was about to leave when he suddenly heard the noise of several brothers again. Yes, this was because they were fighting over the money.

No one cares about it, so naturally Shenji won't care either.



Half a month passed, and it was late at night.

In a large bedroom of about fifty square meters, full of modern technology, Shinji, who is wearing a gray satin silk pajamas, rests on a soft pillow, hugs Rider, who is in the same pajamas, and looks out the sky window.

Galaxy firmament.

The time for couples to talk at night like an old married couple——

"Do you know what those seven gourd spirits did with the money they received from the funeral?"

Shen Er was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it a grain harvesting operation?"

Rider sneered, if the silk gold the gourd spirits received could be enough to feed and drink seven people for three to five years if they saved some money, but that was not the case at all!

The first thing the Calabash Kids did when they got the money was to upgrade their old TV at home to a large 3D holographic projection TV that was just released!

I also bought a set of inexpensive game consoles by the way.

I stay at home all day and all night watching movies and playing games. When I'm hungry, I use the new mobile phone I bought to order takeout. It's as good as or even worse than Matsuno's Seven Pines.

Regarding this, Shen Er was not surprised. No matter whether you are a demon or a human, once you get used to lying down, it will be difficult to stand up again. In addition, Shen Er was not prepared to really care.

"What are you going to do with the seven gourd babies?"

"What do you mean?"

Rider, who was leaning against Shenji's chest, raised his eyes and glanced at Shenji: "Didn't you promise that old man?"

"That's right, it's okay to leave it alone, but since I agreed on a whim, I should think of a way." As he said this, Shenji silently calculated in his mind, "There are still two hundred years left before the monkeys cause havoc in the heaven. A little more

It’s a bit long…”

Hearing the words "whim of passion", Rider knew that his Master was planning to trick people again, no, he was tricking monkeys.

"If you are like this, doesn't the old man still have a piece of land left for development? After a month, you can find someone to take back the land. Don't pay too high a price. I guess they will also use the silk money at that time.

It’s almost done.”

Rider nodded. Although Shinji didn't say everything, Rider already understood the meaning. The Gourd Kids would definitely not sell it the first time. After all, he still had some conscience.

Later, when the brothers were so hungry that they couldn't stand it anymore, they would push the price as high as possible. Facing the ultra-low price, they would definitely not sell. Then they would continue to wait, and then lower the price...

In short, standard and old-fashioned capitalist practices.

"Go to sleep. Tomorrow I will go to the sky to add some firewood to the monkey to speed up the progress."

With that said, Shinji closed the skylight on the ceiling.

Under the dim light of the desk lamp, looking at Shinji who closed his eyes and snored softly after a while, Rider happily shrank into Shinji's arms and closed his eyes.

After so many years, my Master can finally fall asleep with me beside him, which means that I have truly become the Master's own.

After so many years of waiting, the result is finally here.

Rider couldn't help himself for a moment, and his eyes became wet.



Heaven is indeed a heaven, the aura is so rich that Shenji feels like he is in an ocean of aura.

As Shen Er sneaked in, the further he walked towards the Lingxiao Palace, the more he could truly feel the luxurious bliss of heaven.

The low-level fairies who come and go with fluttering clothes, proud temperament and no trace of trouble on their faces, any one of them would be a stunning beauty in the mortal world.

However, it failed to arouse Shenji's interest. The main reason was that compared to the female slaves and Xuannv, they were far behind. Even Rider, who had just entered the path of immortality, was a hundred times stronger than them.

"Fairy, walk slowly, I want to ask for directions——"

Hearing the sound, the fairy who was carrying a basket of fresh fruits, chatting and laughing with some good sisters and rushed to the Lingxiao Palace stopped, and when she turned around, she saw an eight-foot-tall young man with extraordinary temperament waving to him.

"Who are you……"

"I'm the new little fairy."

"A new fairy?" Several fairies circled around Shen Er, secretly looking up and down carefully.

In just a short while, the second-placed Erlang Zhenjun was squeezed out by the young man in front of him in the beauty rankings of Heavenly Court, which only existed among fairies.

As for the first place, it is the Jade Emperor. There is no way, after all, he is a big leader, and he has to give up his face, even if it is against his will.

"The new little fairy? What's your official position?" asked a maid.

"I am still a young monk and have no official position. I only received a notice saying that I am Bi Mawen's attendant clerk. However, the document did not tell me where the Royal Horse Prison is. It is my first day to join the job. I am worried that I will miss the time, so I have to stop.

The fairies."

Shinji was confident in his acting skills, and he convinced these simple maids with just a few words.

And although he was a low-ranking official, he was good-looking and well-mannered, which made several maids feel like they were under the spell of Ecstasy.

There was even a bold one who waved his sleeves and started flirting on the spot, even rubbing Shenji's oil. Facing the extremely bold maids, Shenji acted like an innocent junior high school student, blushing and hesitating and speechless.

Come.

Seeing Shen Er so embarrassed and shy, the maids became even more itchy and started teasing him even more unscrupulously. Little did they know that they had stepped into an extremely dangerous abyss.

"Oops! I almost forgot the time! We have to send the fresh fruits as soon as possible!" a maid suddenly said.

"It's all my fault for wasting the time of several fairies." Shen Er said quickly.

Immediately afterwards, several fairies simultaneously glanced at Shenji, who was bowing his head, and then gathered in a group to have a friendly discussion in a low voice about who should take this handsome boy to the Royal Horse Prison.

In the end, the hottest and boldest maid got this rare opportunity by bribing the other sisters.

After handing the fruit basket to the other sisters, under the envious eyes of all the maids, the young lady turned around and boldly took Shenji's hand.

"Let's go, my sister will take you there."



Isn’t he an innocent herbivorous man?

In an uninhabited corner, the head maid who originally wanted to eat him thoroughly, but ended up being stained by Shenji's meal, straightened out her messy clothes and cursed endlessly.

However, Shenji was not prepared to end it so hastily. Don't give up what was delivered to your door.

"Don't...don't, I don't have any strength..."

Shinji doesn't care about that much, just like Hashirama's possession in a certain Naruto mobile game, he doesn't care about that much and just feeds him.

"The clothes...the clothes are going to be messed up..."



In short, the journey that originally took a few minutes took a full two hours, and it was not until noon that we arrived at the Royal Horse Prison and saw the monkey wandering around the horse farm.

The monkey, who was wearing a red official uniform with his hands behind his back, followed by two apologetic attendants, was looking around in the horse farm.

"Hello, fairy."

When the two attendants saw the maid, they quickly bowed their heads to say hello. Although they were the lowest maids, their status was much higher than their own, not to mention that they were serving the boss, the Jade Emperor.

"This is the new one...the new servant of Bima Wen. It's his first time to go to heaven and he doesn't know the way, so don't be surprised if you're delayed for a while on the way." The maid with unsteady breath said, and at the same time, she secretly flirted with Shen Er.

Thousands of charming eyes.

The meaning is very clear, I helped you today, remember to come back next time to help my sister solve the little problem of water leakage.

"That's natural." The attendant responded quickly, then pulled the monkey aside and introduced to Shen Er, "Newcomer, this is Master Butima Wen."

Just as Shen Er was about to salute, the monkey grabbed Shen Er.

After getting closer, he looked at the face carefully.

There can be no mistake, this is the man that the master told himself in the dream not to mess with, and not to talk to him if he met him!

But why was he assigned his own horse supervisor?

The monkey thought about it and couldn't think of a reason.

At this time, the Jade Emperor's maid, who mistook the monkey for being dissatisfied with Shen Er being late for work on his first day, spoke again, but this time there was a bit more coldness in her voice.

"Bima Wen, it's certainly wrong for him to be late, but I hope you can do it for my sake and just turn a blind eye to today's matter."

Immediately afterwards, the two attendants who understood the situation also pulled the monkey away, and they began to persuade me in a low voice.
To be continued...
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