Chapter 570: The Sloppy King Flicks By
In recent days, on the surface, the entire heaven has regained its previous vitality. Everyone turned over the monkey article tacitly, and no one mentioned the so-called influence again.
It is a bit ambiguous whether the four words written by Shen Er on the Lingxiao Palace have any effect. Anyway, Shen Er has never seen these high-ranking immortals doing anything practical for the mortal world.
The immortals and gods in the sky rarely do practical things. Those who do practical things are the immortals and gods in the lower world, such as the Dragon King who has to clock in on time every day and follow the prescribed tasks to spread clouds and rain.
In addition, the delay between heaven and earth is too high.
For example, when people on one side encounter some kind of monster and pray to God for salvation, it is very likely that after a month has passed since the heavens deployed their men to go down to the lower realm, the people on that side have also been eaten by monsters.
This kind of thing happens from time to time. So it is not just because the gods above are lazy and don't like to work, but some are caused by delay.
For example, the Erlang Xiansheng fungus was deeply affected by it.
Erlang Shen went down to the lower world yesterday to deal with a long-backlogged task of begging for a child, but when he arrived, he discovered that the family he was begging for had been dead for decades.
Erlangshen is not lazy. He works hard every day. He gets up early and clocks in to go to work every day. He reviews the documents for a whole day. However, the review speed is often not as fast as the new additions. The review here is not finished yet, but there is a new one there.
Stack up.
Of course, Erlangshen is not the kind of person who sincerely wants to work for the people. He is just worried that others will poke his back and say that he is so desperate because of his relationship with the Jade Emperor.
Just like the previous battle with the monkey, Erlang Shen really put his life into action, using all his magical powers and risking his life.
Shenji didn't intend to educate the immortals in the fairy world, he just regarded the fairy world as a breeding ground. After all, if there was no heaven at all, where would he eat dragon liver, phoenix gallbladder, flat peach fairy fruit?
Where can I drink that kind of nectar that can only be brewed in the sky? Where can I find so many fairies who look pure and innocent on the outside, but actually have secrets and secrets about the universe?
After lifting up his pants and helping the messenger of the Queen Mother of the West, who had had a chance encounter with his clone before, Shinji smiled slightly.
When he just passed by, the messenger of the Queen Mother of the West, who looked to be under thirty years old, with a luxurious face and a plump body, regarded herself as a clone and took the initiative to salute him.
After returning the gift, I noticed that the other person seemed to be a little confused about the big tree on the side that had a hole that could fit half of a person's body, so I told him that I could clear up his confusion.
"Oh? The fungus can really answer my questions? This tree originally only had one big tree hole. What is going on with the small holes on the opposite side? Does the fungus really know?"
"I know, I know, but I can't talk about this kind of thing, I can only demonstrate it on the spot. This is really a bit..."
Shen Er wanted to speak but stopped with an expression on his face.
"It's fungus and the demonstration is! I have been confused by this problem for several days! If you need cooperation, just speak!"
Seeing her persistence, Shen Er had no choice but to follow her wishes and let her get into the tree hole, blocking her upper body, leaving only the other half of her body outside. He also asked her to look out through the small holes...
Shen Er, who worked with his clone to explain her doubts for two hours, finally made her understand the true meaning, soothed the fairy who was unsteady on her legs, accepted her thanks, and left.
"I have forgotten in my mind that the day after tomorrow I will still be here. Can you ask the fungus to come back and help me solve my doubts?"
"a piece of cake."
After saying that, Shinji left. As for whether he will come the day after tomorrow, it depends on whether Rider will give him a day off.
Shen Er, who returned to the mansion of Lord Wan Jie Ming, saw his clone that he had left in the southern demon kingdom in the lower realm as soon as he entered the door.
"I missed it."
"You trash." Shen Er cursed without thinking, but then he realized what was the difference between scolding him and scolding himself?
"Forget it, stop talking, I've released the clone." Shenji, with a subtle expression, waved his hand and casually released the clone of the cat-and-mouse game that had been playing with the police chief in the lower realm for decades.
In an instant, the memories of Little Hundred Years flooded into my mind.
After the quantum speed reading method was used to complete this somewhat long memory in three seconds, Shenji's expression became more subtle.
This clone actually gathered six snakes in the lower realm!
Jin Lian, Qing Lian, Xiao Bai, Xiao Qing, Jin Lian and Qing Lian’s playful mother, and Jin Lian’s daughter, the little snake spirit, who has been hiding from her since the beginning!
That little snake spirit was the daughter of Jin Lian and Scorpion Spirit. Shen Er knew it from the beginning, and he also knew that Jin Lian secretly sent that girl away behind his back, but he didn't say anything.
This dog clone was quite good. Not only did he persuade Jin Lian to take it back, but he even named it Sandwich (Evil God) Sauce. In the end, he actually ate the rice bowl directly, and it lasted for three generations!
He's just a beast! Speaking of which, there are six of them, don't you really feel cold? And why are you gathering so many snake spirits? Are you trying to gather seven summoned dragons?
After flipping through those pictures, Shenji's fist became hardened, and he wished he could rush out of the world immediately and give some human care and warmth to those poor snake demons who were treated inappropriately by their dog clones.
Having said that, Rider can barely be considered a snake, maybe he can really summon a great dragon, Shinji suddenly thought.
Because it is not the most important thing, Shenji puts this matter aside for the time being and plans to talk about it later. The most important thing is what the clone said about the mistake.
After roughly going through his memory, Shen Er finally understood the whole story. In the cat-and-mouse game that he had been playing for a hundred years, his clone showed some flaws for the last time, and Hao Ling caught it.
Because he had made a rule before that he was only allowed to use ordinary magic tricks and borrowed props, so he did not lie after the clone was caught, and was captured by Hao Ling.
Then, there was the thing that he had promised her: as long as he could be caught, he would promise her anything.
She only asked one question, that is, her true identity.
Then, the clone ran up to find him.
"I can't say she's a waste. It's been almost a hundred years. It's time for her to figure out the tricks of the clone." Shenji said to himself.
After roughly looking through other memories, Shinji found the plot of the Sloppy King, but this time the plot of the Sloppy King was mixed with the plot of One Ear in the Sheriff.
In fact, it is the story of the Rat Demon Clan.
The Rat Demon Clan is a relatively unique race in the Southern Demon Kingdom. They belong to business tycoons. When it comes to mice, the word "smart" comes to mind. They are naturally suitable for doing business, and they develop quickly after going back and forth.
But there happened to be a scum among them, named One Ear.
This one-eared man is very capable, but he has done all kinds of bad things. He has done all sorts of harmful things except for the fact that he has never killed anyone. He is also very capable in counter-reconnaissance and has never been caught.
He has his eyes on the clan leader of the Rat Demon Clan, Qianjin, and at the same time, the thief Gong Teng has his eyes on a certain peerless treasure belonging to the clan leader's family.
On the day when the clan leader publicly sought a son-in-law for his incredibly beautiful daughter, the clone (Gong Teng) and One Ear both sneaked into the venue for different reasons.
Because Gong Teng always informed him in advance before committing a crime, the venue was very tightly controlled that day, with police and rat demon clan's personal guards all over the venue.
However, Gong Teng still succeeded.
During the entire theft process, the clone also secretly assisted Hao Ling in catching the evil-doing ear. What’s more, the patriarch’s white mouse daughter finally fell in love with a human boy!
That's right, it's the human boy who got the sloppy avatar!
"The noble daughter fell in love with a poor guy who just wanted to sneak into the venue and eat and drink. Is this really the plot of a sloppy king? Isn't it really a land-based version of Titanic?"
Shenji, who felt like he was being fed dog food, complained, and then withdrew his mind from the memories without intending to do anything. He has always respected things like true love.
Afterwards, after saying hello to Rider, Shinji went down to the next world to deal with Hao Ling's matter.
…
It is the year 191 of the Southern Demon Calendar, and it is the 130th year since the founding of the Southern Demon Kingdoms.
Jingshan City.
Looking at the scenery everywhere that looked like the future world described in science fiction novels, Shenji couldn't help but marvel. Even things like the metaverse and brain computers have become popular in recent years.
The biggest change is that there are not only monsters on the streets, but also many humans. The biggest change when Jin Lian came to power was the expansion of exchanges and trade with other countries.
The huge base of human beings has brought a steady stream of low-level cheap labor to this country, and they have also transferred advanced technologies and ideas back to the country, promoting the development of their own country.
It can be said to be a win-win in a sense.
Shen Er, who transformed into Gong Teng, walked and watched until he came to a century-old Chinese restaurant.
Not far away, Shinji saw Hao Ling. He still had the beautiful ponytail and police uniform, but the few more stars on the hat and the majesty from the inside out just proved the passage of time.
Sitting down at the seat opposite him, Shinji picked up the menu in front of him and started ordering on his own.
"that matter…"
Shenji put down the menu and smiled kindly at the girl in police uniform in front of him: "No hurry, let's have a meal first. You have been waiting for ninety years, do you think you can't wait for this short meal?"
…
In a deserted alley, looking at Hao Ling with a subtle expression that even contained a bit of displeasure and disgust, Shen Er was a little confused for a moment.
If you remember correctly, this girl admired herself very much at the beginning, and even the desktop of her mobile phone was her as the First Consul, so why did she show such disgust after revealing her true face?
"Sorry, I lied to you for so long, actually I am"
"I am leaving."
Looking at the girl who didn't even want to hear the next sentence and turned around to leave, Shenji immediately shouted to stop: "Wait a minute! What's with that attitude? Didn't you admire me the most before? It shouldn't be at this time.
Come to me and ask for an autograph or something?”
The girl stopped, turned around, and once again showed an expression of extreme disgust: "Since I found out that you are actually a person like Gong Teng, that kind of respect has suddenly disappeared."
"You are betraying your past self!"
"You are the one! The guy who clearly created this country single-handedly is still causing trouble for the police all day long after he retired!" Hao Ling turned around, walked towards Shen Er and began to scold: "Every time he commits a crime, he will cause trouble.
Traffic jam! Your fans refused to leave until you finished committing the crime! And..."
Hao Ling scolded him one by one, but Shenji, who knew he was in the wrong, did not refute and just kept his ears drooped while being scolded.
After about thirty minutes, the girl's accusation ended.
"One last thing!"
"More?!" Shenji, who had been scolded for half an hour, was not happy, "And why does it sound like I didn't do anything good? I didn't help you catch one of your ears last time."
"Anyway, there is one more thing!" Hao Ling interrupted Shen Er with some seriousness, then raised his head, staring at Shen Er closely with his misty black eyes, "You made me feel uneasy because of you.
This thing that happened a hundred years ago is now being told to me just because it’s interesting.”
With a snap, the girl's tears fell to the ground.
Then he turned around and left calmly.
"Well, it's my fault."
Shinji shrugged his shoulders, then took the girl's hand, pulling her back into his arms with a look of astonishment on her face.
Just kidding, this is the first time I have flirted with someone without any out-of-bounds nature. I have flirted with someone for nearly a hundred years, so how can I let it go?
Chapter completed!