When Zhiye woke up, she realized that she was lying on the sofa. If she looked around a little, she would find that she was still in my home.

Zhiye sat up slowly, looked at the dining table not far away and saw several familiar figures, but that scene made Zhiye a little unable to adapt.

First of all, the biggest anomaly is Neo Calante. He is sitting upright on the dining chair, with his hands clasped in fists and holding his chin, with an awkward but bright smile on his face, because his hands and feet are

Being handcuffed tightly by the smart editor, he probably posed like this to make himself look more natural.

In the other corner of the dining table, Elf Jade, made of nicotine, was smoking a cigarette with nothing to do. He couldn't understand how a man as big as his hand could have such a strong lung capacity that the place was filled with smoke.

Finally, it’s me in the small kitchen.

I am currently wearing an apron and cutting something with a knife. Zhiye noticed the knife in my hand for the first time. Isn’t it Zhiye’s own weapon, the sword elf? However, I only heard the sword elf contracted by Zhiye saying something to me.

I made a few "haha" sounds in my hand, then raised the knife and used sharp techniques to chop up the ring of tires on the ground into slices, and then threw the sword aside.

Immediately afterwards, I put the pile of tire pellets on a plate, and then walked to the pot that was simmering on the stove. As soon as I opened the lid of the pot, the rich aroma of meat and spices quickly spread throughout the house, which made Zhiye stop.

Time stood still.

Neo also nodded happily.

I saw Zhiye had woken up and immediately called her over.

"Sister Zhiye, come here and sit down first. I will serve you food now."

Although I threatened this morning, I wonder if it would be inappropriate to suddenly call my sister, but the situation dictated that I dared to be hypocritical, but this time Zhiye didn't pay attention at all, and just walked to the dining table and sat down wordlessly.

Seeing that Zhiye is so honest, I feel relieved.

I picked up a little bit from the pot with a spoon and tested the taste. If it felt good, I picked up two plates and put rice on them. Because I did some unnecessary exercise early this morning, I made pot stew curry.

The two plates that were served belonged to Zhiye and I. Then I took out a small plate and made a small one for Jade. As for the sword, it doesn't matter. You see, he has a mouth.

I took out Zhiye and Feicui's share first, and then returned to the kitchen.

Finally, of course, it was the special flavored version for Neo. I poured all the tire crumbs into the pot at one go and stirred vigorously. Not only Neo, but also Zhiye was dumbfounded.

However, how could I possibly pay attention to their expressions? With a wave of my hand, the small can of gasoline that was ready floated up, opened the lid, and poured gasoline into the pot. With a snap of my fingers, the fire in the pot reached the roof. When I saw this, I covered it.

Cover the pot, leaving a small opening of course to allow the pot to continue burning.

I clapped my hands, used magic power to make myself a pair of asbestos gloves, and put the pot in front of Neo.

My smile is as bright as a flower.

"Eat it, Ooni-chan!"

Sitting aside, Zhiye stared at me dumbfounded, Jade took her breakfast and flew away with a look of displeasure, while Neo's mouth twitched involuntarily and asked me.

"You can't be serious?"

"Of course, this is a killer dish that I carefully prepared for you. If you don't finish it, I'll cry. Woohoo."

I pretended to show off from the side, wondering how I could let him go.

As I said that, I opened the lid of the pot. At this time, the flame in the pot had also become smaller, but the flammable materials in the pot could obviously keep the flame burning for a while. There was a strong smell of gasoline and the pungent smell of burnt rubber.

The two complement each other and create a "must kill" dish with an unbearable charred smell, and the surface is charred black under the firelight.

"Ah, I actually forgot. Brother Neo has trouble with his hands and feet now, and he can't eat anything."

Neo was overjoyed when he heard this.

"Yes, yes, help me take this thing away, and don't call me brother, it feels too disgusting."

Haha, I smiled even brighter.

"Of course not. Brother Neo made a mistake. This is the punishment game you deserve."

"What kind of game is this? You call it lynching. I'm your boss. Aren't you afraid of military punishment?"

I hummed twice and said in a strange tone.

"Humph, you should have checked my information, then you should also know that my background is bigger than yours."

"Well, in this case, you will lose even if it's a civil lawsuit."

"Don't worry, my handling of things afterwards is always top-notch. Come on, open your mouth and I'll feed you."

As I said that, I picked up a tire pellet that was full of curry, burning and smelly from the pot, and slowly handed it to Neo's mouth.

"Come,"an""

"Don't come here, you are committing murder."

Neo actually turned his head to avoid my feeding.

"Don't worry, this little thing can't kill you. You shouldn't even forget that you are a reformed person!"

As I spoke, I moved forward bravely, and the feeding speed was as fast as "oh la oh la oh la oh la". But Neo, the modified man, also has considerable body control, and his neck also shook for a while.

"Wood big wood big wood big wood big", and there is still time to argue with me.

"This is not the same thing as that at all, you lunatic, enough is enough, stop and don't come."

It was obvious that I had no intention of stopping, but he started to focus on the third person.

"Miss Zhiye, help me stop this madman."

But it was okay to ignore it. When Neo noticed Zhiye, his whole body felt bad. Of course, his head continued to swing rhythmically, shouting at Zhiye like a leak.

"Why are you so excited to eat?"

I saw Chiba sitting upright, quiet and elegant, eating the food I prepared for her bite by bite, her cheeks flushed with an intoxicating pink color, as if the fight between me and Neo was a world away from her.

Although it looks like a gentle way of eating, in fact, the speed is not slow at all. It looks like the player has been pressed to 3x speed. Not long after Neo complained, Chiye had already finished the food in front of him.

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Suddenly, tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, slid down her face, and finally fell down.

At this time, both Neo and I were dumbfounded, and I was so shocked that one of my hands could not hold it steady, and the spoon fell out of my hand with a crisp sound.

This sound immediately attracted Zhiye's tearful eyes. She looked at me, then at my pot of dark food, and then glared at me with tears in her eyes.

I broke out in a cold sweat on the spot. This woman's thoughts were so unpredictable and elusive.

I consider my cooking skills to be quite good, but this is also a limited level. The comic-like development of making people cry after eating them is impossible even with my feet. I cooked the rice without adding onions.

"Stop staring at me like that, okay?"

stare……

I can no longer act cute towards this person.

"Do you still want to eat?"

She nodded.

"I only have my portion of the stew left. If you want it, the fried rice can be made now."

"I want them all."

What a firm tone.

"By the way, do me an extra job, just do it normally." Neotian shouted shamelessly.

I frowned, grabbed the pot of indescribable stuff on the table and poured it over Neo's head. This time he didn't move away, and was willing to be showered all over his face.

In an instant, I felt that Zhiye looked at me with a hint of murderous intent.

Although it is my fault to play with food, do you need to glare at me like this? You came here this morning to seek justice for your first kiss and you were not as murderous as you are now. You are the reincarnation of a hungry ghost from there. Why did you let me step on you again inexplicably?

hit a mine.

Well, forget it, there's nothing you can do about it.

I went back to the kitchen and gave Zhiye the breakfast I had just left for myself.

Neo, after being showered all over me, took off his handcuffs and went into the bathroom to clean up. I used my magic power to clean up the traces of residue.

Then he went back to the kitchen to prepare food.

"well……!"
Chapter completed!