"When I gave that tree house to you, I just wanted you to clean it up quickly so that I could exchange tree houses with you again."

"But who knew you were lazier than me? It's been more than ten days and you haven't even cleaned up!"

"Do you know how sad I am? In order to wait for you to pack up this tree house, I stayed in my current residence for more than ten days!"

"Do you know what's going on in the tree house I live in now? There's green smoke all over there! I don't dare to give you that tree house because I'm afraid I'll scare you!"

"That's why I gave you my original residence. After you clean it up, I will be mentally prepared, and then I will drive you to live in another tree house. After you have cleaned up, I will move you to another tree house."

I'll rush a few more times and clean up my old tree house, and then everything will be perfect!"

"But you kid didn't cooperate with me at all. Not to mention cleaning up, you didn't even take care of your own hygiene!"

"What can I do? If I stay in that tree house any longer, if nothing else, I will definitely stink!"

"And of all the tree houses I have that can be inhabited, the one you live in now is the only one. If you say I don't stay here, what else can I do? Where else can I go?"

When he heard Lu Keer was telling the truth, Lu Yan listened with a serious face!

But as Lu Ker'er's bizarre reasons appeared, Lu Yan's expression became increasingly weird.

This is a great reason!

I've taken advantage of myself, two hundred and fifty!

I thought it was a pie falling from the sky, but who knew it was a green toad!

This trap is well planned!

Giving away a house is so arrogant, and snatching a house is so arrogant!

A real ladies man!

Get out!

"Okay! Your reason... is interesting enough! I'll listen!"

"But that's not the reason why you bully me? Why bully me just because you have big fists?"

When Lu Ke'er heard Lu Yan's question, her eyes darted from side to side.

"Why can't I bully you? You are such a lazy person. Is it wrong for me to bully you? If you clean up the house, will I bully you?"

"You are lazier than me, why should you bully me?"

"Just because I'm lazier than you, I should bully you more! Otherwise, who can I bully?"

"What kind of logic is this?"

"The logic of a lazy person! If you are lazier than me, what's the use of you?"

"Haha! Sister, you can do it, I really have you!"

"What the hell, what are you doing? You want to be beaten, right? Let me tell you, I'm just bullying you, and I'm going to beat you!"

What else could Lu Yan say? He could only raise two middle fingers in his heart as a greeting!

Who told him to be greedy for petty gains when he first arrived? Before he accepted a gift from a titled professional, he didn’t even know who he was!

The beautiful appearance of a lazy lady, the true nature of a dirty scoundrel!

It's more exaggerated than psoriasis. You can't win, you can't scold, and you can't run away!

Are your two legs even better than the teleportation array?

This is the result of being greedy for petty gains!

Lu Yanzhen could only suffer in silence!

But it's not without its benefits. The magic weapon Lu Yan wants to create next will require the help of such a powerful formation master!

So if you have a better relationship, you can save a lot of guard points!

Think of it as an early investment!

At this time Wang Yifei came over and said as she walked:

"Captain Yan! What are you two muttering over there? Why don't you start your performance quickly? Don't think that everyone's time is worthless, I am not an elf!"

Lu Yan felt a little strange when he heard this and asked:

"You didn't hear what I said to her!"

Lu Keer raised his eyebrows and said with a smile:

"Do you think I am a fake mage? Can anyone hear the secrets I tell you? No one wants to hear what I don't want others to hear!"

Yes, this

Among the 4 people, I am the only one who has poor foundation and is stupid.

But lack of knowledge is nothing. I will use my wisdom to conquer you!

"You want to see a show, right? That's easy! Today I'll let you see what the power of wisdom is!"

"In my opinion, war mages who play magic are stupid idiots and brainless!"

"Except for the aura of a war mage, most of his spells are rubbish to him!"

"In that case, why stick to spells?"

"We can't look any further. Is there any other way that works?"

"Since most of the war mage's aura spells are focused on melee combat, why don't we also make the war mage into a bull, bear, or even a tank!"

"So I used this idea to study war mage equipment, and finally I successfully built it!"

"While building equipment, I realized an important rule about mages, that is, a mage who doesn't know how to fight melee is not a good mage!"

"So I want to work hard to create a war mage that focuses on fighting enemies hand-to-hand. I call it a heroic war mage!"

"And the war mage equipment I built, I call it war hero equipment!"

Listening to Lu Yan's heroic words, the three women fell to the ground laughing!

When Lu Yan saw this, he didn't care at all. What's the blow of seeing a joke? I can take any big blow!

Don’t take it to heart at all because of the drizzle of seeing a joke!

Just pull their faces back later! Then they will be normal!

At this time, the three women were indeed laughing!

Let war mages, such precious animals, go to the battlefield to fight hand-to-hand with the enemy? How did you come up with this?

And that: a mage who doesn’t know how to fight in hand-to-hand combat is not a good mage?

Only a crazy person would let a mage fight the enemy in hand-to-hand combat!

He can think of things that have no possibility of happening in this life. Is this what he calls wisdom?

This time you plan to make me laugh so hard that you can inherit my tree house (property)!

Lu Yan ignored the three girls who were laughing crazily and the live broadcast continued!

Turning over his hand, a belt appeared in Lu Yan's hand.

"This belt is called the War Lord's Throne! As for the function of this equipment, I don't know!"

After saying that, Lu Yan put the belt around his waist, and then reached out and swept the ground. A pair of shoes appeared on the ground. The style was, well, very ugly!

To save labor, the equipment is all rough and unpolished metal shoes!

"This pair of shoes is called the War Lord's Trample! It comes with gravity and various spells, so I won't explain them one by one! Well, because of the rush and material issues, it's a bit ugly and defective, but it doesn't matter, it can be used.

That’s good!”

With another wave of his hand, a ferocious shoulder guard and a glove appeared in front of the three women.

The gloves are woven with gold wire and have a layer of magic metal gauntlets.

The shoulder pads are made of full magic metal. There is a long sharp horn on the shoulder, and there are sharp needles near the sharp horn. It looks very ferocious!

"I won't say much about the gloves, because one of my hands is disabled, so I only have one to save some materials!"

"This shoulder pad is a defective product that I carefully crafted. Its name is: War Lord's Clash!"

"I won't go into details about its effects. You will know it when you try it."

With that said, Lu Yan used the hand of the mage to put all the equipment on himself, and then turned to look at the three women.

At this time, the three women were looking at Lu Yan and his equipment with disgust on their faces!

At this moment, all they have to do is cover their noses and leave!

For the elves, exquisite items are tools. No matter how good this piece of equipment is, they won't take it if you give it to them!

When Wang Yifei looked at the appearance of this equipment, she was no longer in love!

Fortunately, this equipment is not worn on my body, otherwise I would not dare to go out and meet people.

You have to dress like this

Needless to say, when you go out on the street wearing all these gadgets, the rate of turning heads will be absolutely high! Wearing the kind of equipment that makes people laugh to death will definitely make you lose face!
To be continued...