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237 Slap in the face 2(1/2)

Lu Yan said arrogantly at this moment:

"If he wanted to attack me, he would have to spend a lot of energy to split the space layer by layer, and then face the suppression of the laws of this world. Then he would use such force to attack me,

After it gets in front of me, how much energy does it still have? Even his farts must be stronger than this attack!"

"So if he wants to mess with me, he can only rely on curses!"

"But if he wants to curse me, he needs the media!"

The Red Mountain version of the praise played its role on the spot:

"That's not right. The Demon General can still initiate a curse even if he doesn't have the media to use as a hook!"

"A powerful being who can become a demon general is also capable of casting curses on people!"

Lu Yanpai responded teasingly:

"The Demon General is awesome! But there are still several layers of space between me and him! He can still look at my afterimage and lust for me. Can't I do that?"

"And across several layers of space, even if he threw a curse at him, under the weakening of layers of space, plus the multiple suppressions of plane consciousness and laws, he would have nothing to offer him as a sacrifice.

, and how powerful can the curse be at the expense of its own output?"

"So throwing a fatwa to the Demon General is the most practical revenge!"

"The Devil General's Fatal Order is thrown over. No matter how much it is weakened, as long as it can stick to me, then this Devil General's Fatal Order will work!"

"And I have become his designated target to kill. Then those soldiers under his command, big and small, are going to chop me down whenever they see me, and spray me when they see me!"

"So in his eyes, I am just a piece of shit waiting to die, so his Devil General's death warrant cannot be regarded as being given to me in vain!"

"If I make his main door smaller, he will give me a fatwa to kill me and wait for me to die!"

"Everyone has their own ideas, the cards are there, and everyone thinks of their own solutions. I couldn't escape the pursuit of the demon group, so I died there!"

"He can't build a large demon gate, so he can only release bedbug demons in small quantities!"

"This is reincarnation, who wins or loses depends on you!"

After listening to their words, Red Mountain fell silent!

To be honest, if he had been in his position at that time, he might not have done any better than he did!

The head of a hell dragon stretched out from the crack in space and breathed out dragon breath!

Even if this dragon is stuck in a space crack, its danger is not reduced at all!

After all, it is also a dragon, a dragon of hell!

The strongest attack power of a dragon is its dragon breath, not to mention that this is a dragon from hell. The natural dragon breath contains the soul-burning power of hellfire!

And the most terrible thing is that this dragon must be a legendary dragon of hell!

Because a hell dragon that has not reached the legendary level simply does not have the power to tear open the cracks in space!

Therefore, Red Mountain judged based on his own experience that this dragon must be a legendary level hell dragon!

The legendary dragon of hell! He was just beaten and tortured by a low-level poor archmage!

What an impossibility this is! What a wretched thing this is!

Red Mountain felt that he could not accept this matter, and his three views refused to accept this matter!

But the facts are before his eyes, and he has to accept them even if he doesn’t want to!

Therefore, the fire of jealousy in his heart was constantly burning and extinguishing, making him feel uncomfortable no matter what!

God, how unfair!

Think of me, a talented person like Red Mountain, who spends a lot of silver every time to collect countless

Treasures, hunting demon nobles every day for decades!

There are countless demon nobles who have died by their own hands!

But what do you get? Everything you get is an empty shell!

He has been killing demon nobles for decades, but he didn’t even get a hunting order for the demon nobles!

As for the boy in front of him, he didn't even kill a demon noble, but he got a demon noble hunting order for nothing, and even gave a demon general a killing order!

It’s unfair! How unfair is God!!

Red Mountain, who was originally a super foodie, now has no appetite (nonsense, where does he have the appetite? He is so bloated from eating, can he still have the appetite? Does he still want to eat himself alive?

Is it a success?)!

Red Mountain stood up in despair, patted your grandfather on the shoulder with his big belly and said:

"Brother, nothing is important in this life. The most important thing is to have luck! I'm jealous of your luck!"

"If you don't say it, it will be even worse!"

"Brother, I have eaten today! But I am satisfied with your meal, but it also makes me jealous! I have to find a place to balance my mentality! Otherwise, I will not be able to start today

Live your life!”

Dude! Why did I hear the meaning behind your words? It sounds like you are committing suicide?

"Brother Lei, are you leaving? Why don't you sit down and take a rest first, then eat something later before leaving? Your mood will be the same for a while, so just sit down and sit down!"

"It's okay. I'm just sitting here. I'm heartbroken! Don't worry, I'm okay. I just want to go out for a walk. I'll throw two coins at someone. If I hit someone, I'll feel better!"

When Lu Yan heard this, he felt heartbroken!

Why don't Brother Lei just sit here and throw money at me? I'll stand still and let you throw it at me. If you throw it at me a few more times, you'll feel better!

Just when Lu Yan wanted to say something else, Red Mountain waved his hand, signaling Lu Yan not to say anything and not to follow him, he could just go on his own!

Lu Yan looked at the human-shaped Jinshan and paced out the door. His heartache was getting worse and worse!

Long Ke'er looked at Lu Yan's situation and didn't understand what this little villain was thinking!

Get up, take a step, and sweep away with a slap!

In an instant, Lu Yan, who had been in his wildest dreams, suddenly came to his senses!

He covered the back of his head where he had been hit with his hand, and looked back with wide eyes, wanting to see who was so bold as to slap me on the back of the head!

But after one look, Lu Yan's anger was extinguished instantly!

"I said, baby, why are you hitting me? I don't seem to have done anything to make you angry now?!"

When Long Keer heard Lu Yan's question, he rolled his eyes on the spot.

"You didn't do anything to make me angry? Then what are you doing here? Are you looking for a husband's stone? Everyone has disappeared, and you are still standing here watching. If you don't want to make me angry, what else do you want to do?"

When Lu Yan heard this, he knew that Long Keer had a misunderstanding. It was not that he and Red Mountain were in a male-to-male relationship, but that he had bad intentions for others!

But Lu Yan felt that he was so wronged!

Although I deceived the crazy girl inhumanely, it was because I wanted her to know that people's hearts are evil!

That’s really well-intentioned!

Now, Lu Yan felt that it was very necessary to explain Long Keer's misunderstanding.

"Baby Ke'er, I really didn't have any bad intentions, I just think Brother Lei is unreasonable!"

"He's such a huge human-shaped golden mountain, and he's eating and drinking here so happily that his stomach is bloated! He didn't even think of leaving anything behind!"

"Isn't a poor mage like me the one he should be funding? After funding me, he gained fame again! This is a win-win situation! Why doesn't he think about it?"

After Long Ke heard this, he felt discouraged.

How could I find a man with such a wonderful mind?

"Are you a pauper? Which eye of yours sees that you are a pauper?"

"Do you still need to look at this? I just feel like I am him!"

"What's wrong with you? Do you think it is? You don't even look at your equipment!"

"Just stand out with what you are wearing. The heirs of other people's big families, their equipment can hardly compare to yours!"

"You still have the nerve to say that you are a poor mage. Do you want others to beat you to feel at ease?"

After Lu Yan heard this, he unconsciously touched his body. He even forgot to take off the equipment on his body!

Now that I am full of mid-level equipment, I am really embarrassed to tell others that I am a poor mage!

Now that I look like this, it can be said that I have greatly revealed my wealth. It is not an exaggeration to say that I am wearing gold and silver, and my shoes are studded with precious stones!

This is a waste of money!

No matter what you do after you go back, let’s take off this equipment first!

Then change your clothes depending on the situation, otherwise, it will be difficult for you to survive in this deceptive industry!

"Ker, honey, you are mistaken. This equipment of mine is called a facade outfit. Do you know what a facade outfit is? It's just for people to see!"

"The shorthand is just a slap in the face to make people look fat. It doesn't have much practical value!"

After hearing this, Long Keer was speechless for a while.
To be continued...
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