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Chapter 279 Stupid Loli(1/2)

After Lu Yan came back to his senses, he looked at the other side of the forest in horror, thinking that he had sat there for so long even though he knew something was wrong there. It seemed that his mentality had become a little wandering recently!

I can afford to have fun in a small town because I follow the rules.

And after arriving in the wild, are there any rules to follow?

Come to think of it, I have stayed in the Guardian Land for so long that I almost forgot what this world is like!

Thinking about this, Lu Yan gathered his mind again, put away the idea that I had become a person, and dealt with everything he had to face next carefully!

………

In spring, the rainbow looks like a sky bridge after the rain, and the sunshine is bright and heart-warming.

Lu Yan came to a forest again. After careful observation, this forest should not be a dead place, a desperate place, or a dangerous place.

Because in these places, there will be no phenomenon like singing birds and fragrant flowers!

After the rain, a rainbow bridge was brought to the sky, and it also brought a strange vision to the forest!

Half of the forest is dyed with water droplets, as bright as glass, and the drops of water turn into beads, and the ticking becomes music!

The other half is covered with branches and buds stained with dust, the bark is half-fallen, insects are chirping and birds are chirping, creating a chorus!

Lu Yan looked at this vibrant forest and knew that this forest could be used as a resting place, so he stepped on the water and walked towards dry land!

Under the shade of the tree, Lu Yan walked to the sun spot, his feet touched the ground, and three mounds rose up from the ground!

Throwing his hand forward, the dead leaves on the ground rolled up in the wind and piled up in the middle of the three mounds!

With a snap of the fingers, dead leaves spontaneously ignite without fire, tongues of fire add randomly, and flames dance!

Lu Yan stretched out his hand, and a folding pot appeared in his hand. The strong smell of chicken soup seeped out from the pot lid.

The folding pot was placed on the three mounds, and the lid was lifted. Under the flame, the soup in the pot rolled again, and various mushrooms floated and emerged with the rolling soup, crystal clear, like white jade!

Shredded chicken, shredded mushrooms, and fragrant mushroom soup with fragrant leaves, rushing up your nose, the torrent in Lu Yan's mouth flows out countercurrently!

"Sizzling~smelling!"

With such a good product for treating hunger, how could Lu Yan neglect it?

He opened his hand, and a spoon appeared in his hand. Now his stomach and intestines were standing in a ball! Lu Yan didn't care that the soup was boiling hot, picked up a spoonful, blew on it twice, and put it into his mouth!

The appetizing sound of pigs eating adds a strange soundtrack to the morning music in the forest.

Just as Lu Yan was devouring it, a crisp lolita sound broke into Lu Yan's ears!

"Hey! I planted this mountain, I planted this tree,... I left... food, food... and looting!!!"

Lu Yan listened to this unique sound of robbery, and the sound of pigs eating was interrupted.

He was holding a spoon in his hand, and there was half a spoonful of soup in the spoon. A drop of chicken soup followed the corner of Lu Yan's mouth, on the shred of chicken hanging outside, and dropped into the soup in the spoon, making a few splashes!

Lu Yan shut up and chewed the mushrooms, lowered his head, and squinted his eyes upwards, aiming at the creature shouting for robbery!

I saw a short figure, with bucket shoes covering the feet and white stockings covering the legs. It has a small body, wearing leather armor, and a small leather bag hanging on the shoulder! It has a ponytail with double whips, a face full of tabby cats, and a fierce and artificial expression!

Holding an exquisite butterfly, knife and dagger, he was shouting: Robbery! (Book friend: Nine-clawed Golden Pig guest appearance)

Lu Yan chewed the mushrooms expressionlessly, looked at the stupid loli creature in front of him, commented on her, swallowed the mushrooms and said:

"Hey! Little sister, your boyfriend is gone!"

The Loli creature looked confused at first, and after thinking for a while with her delicate mind, she was shocked! The butterfly and knife in her hand fell to the ground! She hurriedly lowered her head and turned around, her pupils dripping, and she shouted anxiously looking for it.

:

"Golden pig, golden pig, you are here

Then, don’t leave me, I’m afraid of being alone!”

Lu Yan looked at this stupid loli creature and was confused, so he picked up a spoon and drank the soup. But the words of the loli creature made Lu Yan turn around and scream!

"puff!"

Looking back again, Lu Yan looked at the loli creature that was lowering its head and turning around, and now a teacup pig emerged from the hanging bag. It was looking at its master with a confused expression. He looked like he had just woken up.

The confused expression looks so cute!

Lu Yan saw that this stupid loli creature was still spinning around, so he said loudly:

"Hi! Little sister, your boyfriend is back! He is wearing it on his lanyard!"

The silly lolita creature froze in her movements and said "Oh!" to express her knowledge and confusion!

Then he naturally pulled the hanging bag beside him, took the teacup pig out of the hanging bag, put it on his face, rubbed it, and said:

"Little Golden Pig, you can't be as bad as before, disappearing all the time and asking people to look for you! I'm scared of being alone now. If you dare to leave me behind again, I'll cry for you!

"

The teacup pig went from being confused to disgusted. It pressed its trotters on the face of its stupid owner, but in the end it couldn't bear to push her away!

It finally showed a look of despair on its face. At the same time, it also expressed: When was it that I didn't find you when I woke up? When was it that you found me by yourself? How could I find you?

You are such a stupid master?

Lu Yan looked at the two harmless creatures in front of him with a confused expression! A thought rolled through his mind: This kind of stupidity should not be contagious, right?!

Although Lu Yan has judged these two creatures as retarded and harmless, their value is still very high. At least she can chat with her.

"Hey, little sister, do you want some?"

The loli creature who was enjoying the nugget with her eyes closed was suddenly awakened by Lu Yan's voice!

She let go of her dumb hands, and the little golden pig fell to the ground naturally. Then the loli creature hurriedly lowered its head and turned around, and finally picked up the butterfly knife in a hurry, and shouted to Lu Yan fiercely:

"Robbery!"

"Do you want something to eat?"

"Yes!" (A drop of unknown liquid passed from the corner of the mouth)

"Then come here!" (throwing a packet of cakes)

"oh!"

"I want one more!" (After taking the cake, he pointed his finger towards the soup)

As soon as the cute loli heard that there was something to eat, her fierce expression disappeared, she licked her lips and quickly walked towards Lu Yan in two steps.

But what did he think of one after another? He quickly lowered his head and looked around for something, and finally found the target!

She threw the delicate butterfly and knife on the ground, hugged the golden pig with a look of despair, and said apologetically:

"Little Piggy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I just forgot. Can you forgive me?"

"By the way, I grabbed some delicious food, can you eat it first? Can you forgive me?"

With that said, Chou Meng Loli held the teacup pig in her arms in confusion and walked towards Lu Yan.

Lu Yan, on the other hand, listened to the stupid Loli's words with a spoon in one hand and a bowl in the other. He rolled his eyes and thought: I am being robbed? And by such a stupid and cute creature!

I spooned a bowl of soup with plenty of ingredients for this silly lolita, then took out another bowl and served myself a bowl!

After all, I am sharing the same pot with others, and eating it the same way as before is a bit much!

Fortunately, the soup is still boiling, so sterilization is no problem.

After the cute loli took the soup, she drank it in a daze

After taking a sip, he thought of something and hurriedly said to the teacup pig:

"Little Piggy, don't worry, I'll give it to you if I say I'll give it to you first, but I'm afraid it'll burn you, so I'll try to see if it's hot first!"

With that said, Silly Loli took another careful sip and then, a little reluctantly, brought the bowl in front of Teacup Pig.

The teacup pig looked at the cute loli with disgust, and finally drank the soup in the bowl.

But before taking a few sips, Silly Loli brought the soup to her mouth, blew on it, took another big sip, and then stuffed it in front of the teacup pig.

When the teacup pig was taken away from the soup bowl, and then when it was stuffed into his mouth, he still remained in a dazed state until he came back to his senses, rolled his eyes and looked at his confused master, sighing heavily in his heart.

In one breath: My pig life is over!

Then he ate the food in the bowl with abandonment.

Lu Yan watched the two cute creatures interacting there, and he didn't know what to say.

Should I have the consciousness of a person being robbed?

"Hey! Little girl, where is your home?"

Silly Loli held the bowl, looked at Lu Yan warily, and said:

"My mother said that anyone who asks where my home is is a bad person! They are preparing to do bad things!"

"Why are you asking me where my home is? Are you a bad person? Are you planning to do something bad?!"

After hearing this, Lu Yan rolled his eyes and thought: Even if I want to do something bad, I will not trick you, a stupid loli!

Even if it succeeds, there is still no sense of accomplishment!

And do you know that a silly and cute loli like you feels guilty for cheating? Do you know that this greatly tarnishes my decent image?
To be continued...
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