Chapter 281 Stupid Lolita 3(1/2)
At this time, the loveless little golden pig finally couldn’t stand it anymore!
It could never let its master be embarrassed like this anymore, so it bent its limbs and flicked hard, and the whole pig flew up, and a pig's hoof was printed on the silly Loli's forehead!
"Ouch!"
After being attacked, Silly Loli squatted down with her hands covering her forehead, and said to Little Piggy with an angry face:
"Smelly pig, you hit me again! Why did you hit me again?"
The little golden pig didn't pay any attention to the stupid Loli's question. What it wanted was this stupid girl's attention!
The little golden pig stretched out a forelimb and tapped the silly loli's hanging bag. He groaned and didn't know what to say, but the silly loli nodded his head in a serious manner. After a while, he became very angry.
He said: "Remember, I don't forget on purpose!"
Saying that, Silly Loli stood up happily. She pulled her small hanging bag and took out a small white teacup fox from her hanging bag. She held it in one hand and smoothed its hair with the other.
He said with his little face:
"Wake up little fox, it's time for us to practice magic again! Get up quickly!"
The little white fox exposed its breasts and fangs, let out a breath, swept the stupid loli's little face with his fluffy tail, opened its hazy eyes, glanced at the stupid loli, and then continued to sleep with his eyes closed.
Got it!
The silly loli glanced at the little white fox that ignored her, snorted, then hit the little white fox and put it on her forehead, and put them on both foreheads. A white magic circle appeared on the foreheads of the two cute creatures, and a bright white light appeared on them.
Blazing, along the bodies of the two creatures, the luminosity becomes pupae, the blazing light merges and becomes one!
When the light disappeared, a new image appeared in Lu Yan's eyes: the silly loli transformed, and the fox-tailed beast-eared girl appeared!
Ahem, a stupid loli with fox tail and animal ears appears!
As if she saw Li Yan's surprise, the stupid Lolita with animal ears swung her proud tail, swayed her little body from side to side and said hummingly: "I'm awesome!"
Lu Yan was indeed shocked. What did he see now? A monster? A vixen? How could such a thing be produced by combining two bodies?
"Bai Yatou, what kind of magic are you doing? Too..."
"Hmph! I must be awesome. Let me tell you, I am now a great mage!"
"My talent is very powerful. As long as I have a Warcraft willing to communicate with me, I can merge with the Warcraft to form a new combat profession!"
"They are so awesome!"
Lu Yan was indeed shocked!
This is a talent that can break the boundaries of professionals! No wonder this girl chose Summoner, a profession that has been put into the history pile!
This talent combined with this profession is simply perfect!
Thinking about it, Lu Yan couldn't help but look at the teacup pig that was lying somewhere forgotten and hopeless again!
The little bean sprouts under its belly made certain images appear in Lu Yan's mind.
Stupid pig's trotter loli? Big muscled pig's trotter stupid loli!!!
Thinking about it, Lu Yan quickly shook these contaminated images out of his mind!
Nezha, the muscle tyrant in the previous life, was already bad enough in terms of outlook on life. Now that a muscle tyrant Loli appears, it will hit his brain even more! So Lu Yan wanted to change his mind and asked Tushan Baibai:
"Bai Yatou, didn't you say you were a magic hammer warrior? Where is your hammer?"
"Hammer? Yeah? Where's my hammer? Hey! My hammer is lost again!"
Lu Yan didn't know how to describe this stupid loli at this moment!
"Girl, you'd better let me take you back
Go! If you keep wandering around here, you may even get lost soon!"
"You know, I sacrificed a lot in order to send you back!"
"Do you know? I have a car. It's a new car! And I originally planned to go to the Rhine Imperial Capital, so I took my girlfriend for a ride first!"
"But now I have to catch you first!"
"Did you know that the first time I drove a car to pull someone in this world, I actually pulled two pigs! Oh, and there was also a fox!"
"This is really a very depressing thing, so don't hesitate to refuse. Let me pull you back quickly. I'm really worried about you wandering around here!"
This is true!
Lu Yan was influenced by the harmonious society in his previous life! As long as it was not a matter of his own life or death or his own interests, he was willing to reach out to help others!
The premise is that this thing really happened to me!
And you also need to know the cause and effect of the whole thing. If it is not necessary, you will never take the initiative to participate!
And the stupid loli in front of him was the one who bumped into him, and he just gave her a ride without any impact, so Lu Yan really wanted to extend his hand!
Bai Yatou used his confused mind to think between leaving and staying, but still got nothing.
So she listened to the person who was robbed and asked him to take her home!
Well, let’s eat some delicious food along the way!
With a wave of his left hand, a motorcycle chariot was placed on the ground. Lu Yan bent his knees and sat astride it, waving to Tushan in vain.
Tushan Silly Loli was confused for a moment, then understood immediately. With a cry, she canceled the transformation, stuffed the little fox into her bag, and ran towards her with her feet up.
Seeing this stupid loli running away, Lu Yan couldn't help but remind him:
"The little golden pig is behind you!"
When the stupid Loli heard this, she immediately woke up and turned around to find the little golden pig. However, the little golden pig knew a lot about its owner. As early as when his owner just set off, he was chasing his owner on short legs the size of chopsticks.
Come!
When Silly Loli turned around, she saw that the little golden pig was chasing after her, so she squatted down to catch her, but the little golden pig had a bad temper! It kicked its limbs hard on the ground and flew into the air! It raised its right forelimb high and waited for Silly Loli to get closer.
At that moment, he stamped his right hoof on stupid Loli's forehead!
"Snapped!"
"Ouch!"
The little golden pig was really a little angry. After beating the stupid lolita, he didn't need his master to stuff him. He stuck out his little legs and got into the hanging bag to show his anger!
Stupid Loli rubbed her painful forehead, muttered a few words, and then ran towards Lu Yan's chariot with her short legs!
After watching the stupid loli climb into the chariot and sit down, Lu Yan input his magic power and controlled the chariot to soar into the distance!
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The sky is like a pot, covering the earth, and the rain is like silk, spreading over the mountains.
In the mountains, in the cave!
Sitting on the ground, bonfire, two guests!
A cart, a corpse, and a folding pot!
"Gulu! Brother Yan, are you okay?"
"It's not ready yet. The beef brisket is cooked right on the spot until it becomes gelatinous. The flavor of the spices is blended in to make it delicious! This is a pressure cooker, so it's already fast. Just wait a moment and it'll be ready!"
"Well! Wait a minute, but Xiaozhuzhu is already hungry. Brother Yan, can you get some meat for Xiaozhu first?"
In order to prove that she didn't want to eat it, Silly Loli immediately grabbed the sleeping little golden pig out of the hanging bag, shook it vigorously, and started the tool that took the blame.
!
The little golden pig is very familiar with this kind of shaking. Even if his whole head is thrown around, his nose is still bubbling and he is still sleeping soundly!
The silly Loli had no choice but to prick the air bubbles on the little golden pig's nose and send the little golden pig to the pot so that the little golden pig could smell the aroma!
As soon as the bubbles of the little golden pig burst, its nose twitched a few times, then took a few sharp breaths, its eyes suddenly opened, and the whole pig started to struggle and was about to send itself into the pot!
Seeing that the little golden pig was about to throw itself into the soup pot and make food for itself, the stupid lolita quickly picked up the little golden pig and comforted her softly. Then she raised the little golden pig high, squinted her moon eyes, and said happily to Lu Yan:
"Look, Brother Yan, Little Piggy is hungry!"
Lu Yan had no choice but to pick up a few pieces of chewy beef brisket, stuff them into the mouths of these two gluttons, and said:
"Bai Yatou, brother, I've given you so much delicious food. I don't ask for anything else. I just ask you not to lead me into a trap again!"
"We've been walking all the way these two days, and you took me to six cliffs, three devil insect nests, and finally to a dead end!"
"You said your death-seeking attribute is too powerful! If my brother and I hadn't run away as soon as I saw something was wrong, we would still have bones left? How did you get through these places before?"
Silly Loli sucked the crystal left on the corner of her mouth and said to Lu Yan in confusion:
"In the past, when I went to other places, I used teleportation! And I only knew a general direction. When I wanted to go back, it was always Little Piggy who led the way!"
Lu Yan was speechless upon hearing this!
This time the blow seems a bit big!
People can go anywhere by teleportation, and when they come back, the pig will lead the way. After the energy of the necklace is full, they can teleport back again!
I was kind enough to send her back, but it was actually unnecessary, because this stupid loli only needs to stay in the forest until the energy of his necklace is full, and then he can automatically teleport, or it can be activated by the little golden pig and send her back!
This is why, for such a stupid girl, her family is not worried at all after she has been missing for so long!
To be continued...