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Chapter 380 Slaughtering Pigs and Cooking

"If you look at the actual width of the road, we'll rule out deer first. Because deer are narrow and light, they mainly run and jump, and the ground is difficult to get wet, so we'll rule out deer monsters first!"

"The only ones left are pigs and cattle! Cows live in groups, so they run around looking for food! Pigs live in nests, so they occupy an area of ​​​​for hunting! What do you think the remaining monsters will be like?"

"pig!"

Hearing the crazy girl's instinctive quick answer, Lu Yan nodded and answered:

"Although you are a little stupid, you are much smarter than pigs! It shouldn't be difficult to find a pig, right? Looking at this road, you should understand that most creatures habitually follow their own instincts and only follow the roads they are familiar with.

!As long as you go down this road, a pig will appear in front of you soon! This shouldn't be difficult for you, right?"

"Humph! Stop looking down on others!"

The crazy girl responded angrily to Lu Yan, then got up and ran along the real road!

The senior sister who was following behind saw the crazy girl running away, so she turned to Lu Yan and said:

"There won't be any problems, right? After all, this little girl is just a war mage. She doesn't have much fighting power! If the monster is too powerful, it will probably cost her her life! You..."

After hearing the senior sister's question, Lu Yan waved his hand and said:

"No problem! Today's war mages are no different than before. After I developed a set of equipment for them, their combat effectiveness is no less than that of professionals of the same level!"

"If they work hard to improve their combat skills, they may be better than warriors of the same level! However, war mages are all relatively Buddhist people. In addition to studying the art of command, they are relatively good at most things.

Lazy! So thinking about it, there may not be many people who are willing to calm down and study combat skills!"

The senior sister was speaking in such a loud tone to what Lu Yan said at this moment, which made her feel a little unhappy!

But after all, I don’t understand the functions of this equipment. I don’t comment on things I don’t know. This is my rule for getting along with others!

So the senior sister did not ask again about the crazy girl’s equipment! Instead, she was very interested in Lu Yan’s method of analyzing Warcraft, so she asked:

"Why do you study and analyze things like Warcraft Life?"

"I haven't studied these things, I just know them instinctively after seeing them too much!"

"Then why do you care about them? You know, even Warcraft hunters are too lazy to study these things!"

"After all, you can easily find them with tracking magic and tracing magic. Why would you waste your time caring about their lifestyle?"

Lu Yan looked at the senior sister who was like a curious baby and said with a smile:

"Ha! I said I don't have time to study them, and I'm also not in the mood to care about their lifestyle!"

"These things are actually very simple. One method is applicable to all methods! As long as you have seen and understood these things, you can see their essence clearly at a glance. After all, nothing can change from its origin!"

"Just like the pig just now, it has left clues on its own, you just need to follow the clues and analyze it!"

"As for your research, I have really studied them carefully, but it is not their lifestyle, but their bodies! In short, I have studied every part of them that is edible!"

When the senior sister heard this, she was immediately confused. It seemed that what she was asking about was different from what she imagined!

The eldest sister wanted to obtain Lu Yan’s method of analyzing monsters because she was very interested in a monster.

I want to surrender to it and sign a pet contract with it!

But the guy in front of him told himself that he had no research on the living habits of Warcraft. He only studied the meat on Warcraft and how to eat it!

This is really frustrating!

Just when the two of them were in awkward silence, the crazy girl came over carrying a monster in the shape of a wild boar!

When Lu Yan saw it, he raised his eyebrows and thought: Good guy, looking at this figure, this pig must weigh two thousand kilograms!

"Girl, okay, it's fast enough!"

"You think everyone is like you, someone who drags out equipment and cuts corners when it comes to equipment. Your character in my heart has already been completely ruined!"

"Hey, crazy girl, you have to speak with conscience! When have I ever wronged you? It was you who sold one Blue Magic Coin for 10 Blue Magic Coins. People hate you because you did something wrong.

Yeah, how can you blame me?"

"Bah! I'm too lazy to talk to you, a bastard who talks nonsense! Get the food ready for me! The barbecue machine you bought me last time was already worn out! How long has it been? It's broken again! You said you weren't cutting corners.

What is it?"

"Hey! This machine..."

"I don't want to listen to your ridiculous explanation! I want barbecue, I want a brand new barbecue machine, and I won't pay for it! Don't talk! Don't refuse to give it, otherwise my aunt will never end it with you.

kind!"

"I...forget it, I'll give it to you!"

At this time, Lu Yanji remembered that all the machines he gave to this little rich woman were tampered with in order to get more out of her! So compensation is what she deserves!

Who knows that I was so poor at that time that in order to build this Fata chariot, I could only catch one sheep, so I worked hard to pull out the wool!

Thinking of this, Lu Yan threw the two storage bags at the crazy girl and raised his palms in the air, causing the wild boar on the crazy girl's shoulders to fly in the air!

Lu Yan spread his five fingers, and all the hair of the wild boar was plucked out. With a hook of his index finger, the whole wild boar was disemboweled, and the blood hung in the air and was drawn into a ball!

When the five fingers were pressed together, the whole wild boar was skinned and cramped, the bones and flesh were separated, and the impurities in the internal organs were separated, leaving only the clean intestines and belly!

After throwing the dirty things far away and burying them with soil, Lu Yan used clean water to wash away the remaining blood, water and other dirt on all the ingredients, and then let the three bottles of spices scatter in the air, falling into the pork internal organs, and the magic power spread out and wrapped up.

The spices are blended into the pork offal!

With a wave of his hand, a bucket, a pot and a grill appeared in front of the three of them! The bones and internal organs were added with a small amount of pork and pig skin and stewed in a large bucket with water!

A large amount of pork flew to the barbecue machine and was grilled! The remaining snowflake meat was picked out by Lu Yan and fried pork chops!

The whole process was operated by Lu Yan so smoothly that it was like an artistic operation, leaving the two women stunned to watch it all!

For a moment, the alluring aroma filled the surrounding space, making the two female foodies salivate!

Luckily for the crazy girl, she knew something about Lu Yan’s cooking skills, so she didn’t react too much!

But senior sister is different!

At this moment, the senior sister was staring stupidly at the fried pork chops on the flat pan! The strong aroma was arousing her nerves, making her think that the food she had eaten before was pig food?!

Although the food she had eaten in the past was not too bad, the blood and stinky smell in the meat disgusted her! But she had to eat the food!

Now I'm looking at the food cooked by others. The senior sister has a good idea. Is her mother a good person?

She has been abused since she was a child and made her eat food that doesn't taste good!

Or maybe your opening method is wrong? Put something less in it?

But when I thought about what I ate in the tavern, it seemed to be no different from what I ate at a noble banquet, and what I ate at home, I immediately thought of the key point!

It turns out that this is what he said: the reason why he likes to study the body of Warcraft!

People like to study this now! Can you teach the Jialun family?

Just when the senior sister was obsessed with the pork chops, the crazy girl skillfully took out the roasted meat from the barbecue machine!

Then he took out a large number of iron skewers from the space ring, skewered the barbecue again, and ate by himself, licking his mouth from time to time, nodded, and then brought it to the senior sister to share it, and said smoothly:

"Come on, Sister Ruomeng, let's eat a little first. Otherwise, if we eat too much later, our stomachs will feel very uncomfortable! And it's rare for Yanmanzi to cook the food himself, but it's much more delicious than the food cooked by a machine. No need to

If you try to eat more, you will really feel sorry for yourself!"

After Lu Yan put the pork chop into his space ring, he opened the lid of the soup bucket, used his space assistant to grab the pig intestines and stomach, cut it into pieces in the air, and then threw a handful of mushrooms into the soup to make the soup rich.

Rolling there!

Then take out a large bucket, pour 1/30 of the Longya rice, add 1/10 of the pork bone and mushroom soup, add water and close the lid, turn on the formation, and let it cook on its own!

Then stir-fry ginger, onions, mushrooms, fruits, and pig offal. After starting the pot, divide all the grilled meat and fried food into two large plates! After tidying up my things, I used the hands of the mage to carry two buckets of soup and rice.

, two plates of meat and vegetables, and walked towards the cave!

But before she had even taken two steps, the crazy girl suddenly ran up to Lu Yan and stopped her. She opened her mouth and said:

"Wait a minute, Manziyan, where did you fry those ten big pieces of meat just now? Why didn't I see you put them on the basin?"

Lu Yan lowered his lips and looked at the crazy girl with big eyes and said:

"What 10 big pieces of meat? No!"

"Shit! I'm just watching! Do you think you're greedy?"

"You're so greedy! That's what I use to pick up girls, it's none of your business!"

"You... Yanmanzi, let me tell you. I beat this pig!"

"Are you hitting someone of your own kind?"

"What do you mean?"

"Are you an idiot? What does the thing in my hand have to do with you? Asshole, stay out of the way!"

"You...you...okay! Yanmanzi, please remember this!"

"Don't forget it!"

After hearing Lu Yan's reply, the crazy girl stamped her feet, turned to the senior sister and said:

"Sister Ruomeng, what this bastard hides must be the most delicious! Let's rob him together, shall we?"

Lu Yan did not wait for the senior sister to reply, and continued:

"Steal my things? These pork chops have been included in my talent space. If you have the ability, come and grab them!"

"You... Manziyan, you are shameless!"

"Gee, you can bite me!"
Chapter completed!
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