Chapter 444 Morale
"I don't think that a force under the Guardian Land is qualified to ask about the crimes of the persons under the Guardian Land without reason!"
"If he comes directly, I will open the Face Consciousness Mirror to question each other! Do you think that a titled hero who was granted by two Face Consciousness will be favored by Face Consciousness, or will a group of meticulous and meticulously miscellaneous people who are welcomed by Face Consciousness?"
"I don't think I need to explain it, you understand the difference, right?"
After listening to Lu Yan's words, Yasuo also realized that this guy is not so easy to fool!
Moreover, this guy has many cards, including backstage, backstage, and strength! It is really not easy to control him casually! Not to mention fooling him and threatening him with words, so that he can make him commit it!
Yasuo: "Boy, why do you have to do this? This broken-up is not good for everyone! Just lower your head and let everyone live with your face! Then can everyone make a profit?"
Lu Yan: "Hey, brother, this is your good, he is good, I'm not good! This matter is free! If you want me to help? It's not difficult! Take out something that makes me excited, and you can say anything! Otherwise, don't say nonsense!"
"Okay, let's stop here. I'm here to help the crazy girl fight a civil war. If you have anything to do, I'll talk about it later! It's noisy here, which can easily hurt everyone's feelings! This topic is here, no need to say anything else!"
Yasuo: "I..."
Lu Yan: "Brother, I'll have a bottle of juice. This is my new mixed juice!"
Yasuo: "No hurry, I..."
Lu Yan: "Then let's have some dried fruits, these are all new products!"
Yasuo: "Wait, I..."
Lu Yan: "If you don't like it, then let's have some tea to cleanse your stomach and intestines!"
Yasuo: "No, I..."
Lu Yan: "Then let's have some chrysanthemum tea..."
Yasuo: "…"
Lv Yan: “…”
Yasuo: "…"
Lv Yan: “…”
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After sending Yasuo, who was full of constipation, Lu Yan stared at the crazy girl with an unhappy face and said:
"I said crazy girl, are you so smart? Why did you have a brainless person? You have to take this guy over?"
Wang Yifei: "What do you mean? You? Didn't you talk to someone just now? And Uncle Yasuo is also very good, and his popularity can be seen in these few days! Someone greets him when he sees him. Why do you listen to your tone? It seems that he doesn't welcome him!"
Lu Yan: "Ha! Girl, brain, brain, brain! This thing is very important! Do you know? It took only a few days for a person to come to your Duke's Mansion to understand your entire Duke's Mansion and even the entire Duke's City! Do you think he is a popular person? People like him are the kind of person who sells you and you also counts money for him! Do you know?"
Wang Yifei "..."
"Isn't this possible? He speaks kindly, and the behaviors he shows are also very caring! When the soldier is injured, he helps raise his head and feet, and he is not the kind of person you said!"
Lu Yan: "Hey! This brain is still swaying. You can't even see the most basic essence clearly when you see things! Do you think I'm exaggerating? He is a legendary master, and he will lower his value without any other wishes to talk to you low-level lives with low-level brains? Not to mention doing things to help you, the soldiers who are suffering, raise your hands and feet!"
"I can tell you the truth,
I don't know what he wants to seize! And I may just be one of the things he wants to fool!"
"And I don't know what you have to enter his eyes, so I can't give you verbal support! All I can tell you is to be careful, that is, don't let others put you in a pig cage, grin, smile like an idiot, and count the money to him! Be careful with yourself!"
Wang Yifei ╰_╯: "Why are you so sure? He is trying to make an idea at our family?"
Lu Yan:~_~: "A good relationship with people means that people know how to chat, and know how to chat means that people know how to collect information! In the entire Duke City, the omniscient and omnipotent one is not your father, the duke, or the steward who can do anything, but the people and soldiers!"
"What they see and hear may be just a little bit! But collect them and analyze them again, the information they are asked for by those who have a purpose will be clear!"
"Do you think that the people in your own family can really understand everything in detail? No! But the unconscious maid and guard are possible! So there are many dark and meticulous things that he knows more than you, and even things that you forget are clearer than you!"
"For example, when you were young, he knew better than you who was peeing under a tree that day?"
Wang Yifei: "You...can't you use a good metaphor?"
Lu Yan: "No! Because only by saying this will your impression will be deep! Didn't you say that this old man is good? Then try him with the fact that you pissed when you were a child, and observe his expression carefully to know if what I said is true or false!"
Wang Yifei: "I'm spitting at you! You're testing him with the fact that you pissed when you were a child! I..."
Lu Yan: "Come on, shut up! Whether you believe it or not, you'd better communicate with your mother! If you think it's necessary, it's better to analyze me and your mother and tell your mother what she means!"
"If you have any desires, you must pay attention to it! Your mind and mind cannot be the opponent of the old man! So it is best for your mother to deal with these things!"
After hearing this, the crazy girl flattened her mouth and replied:
"knew!"
He then left Lu Yan's guest room with high heels!
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The delay for more than ten days was a civil war, and it was as ridiculous as playing! After a few arrows, the enemy retreated! Fully let Lu Yan understand what it means to be a marching war that comes and goes in a hurry!
At least Lu Yan has never heard of it. It can be fought hundreds of wars in a day!
However, such actions by the enemy generals are not useless strategies!
At least this strategy of disturbing the army has been perfectly effective!
These ten days and nights of continuous harassment made the soldiers guarding the city wall look like they were nervous and had no energy!
People were like lost, leaning against the city block, fighting without any intention, just thinking about changing defenses as soon as possible so as to go home to rest, and their morale was gone!
In the past 10 days, Lu Yan has never taken any action!
It was not that he listened to Yasuo's advice and committed less killing, but that the enemy did not give him a chance to take action. He shouted and killed thousands of meters away, and stopped and retreated back and retreated!
It’s so amazing that Lu Yan’s eyes are pounding with their eyes! This is so angry!
As for the matter, break out of the city wall to destroy the enemy!
Lu Yan didn't dare to do this at all!
He knew his own affairs. Lu Yan was now a famous celebrity in the enemy camp!
It is the kind of person who will be sent to siege and kill once it is discovered!
Moreover, Lu Yan estimated that if he was alone, the opponent's camp might not surround him and kill him! Instead, he would walk far away as soon as he saw him, and he was more than 10,000 meters away from him!
It’s not because my deterrence has reached this level, but because I want to let Bingzi run away a little further, indicating that this is no longer a battlefield! So that a group of legends can run out and surround themselves and happily dismember themselves!
You should know that this is not impossible. I am famous in the enemy camp, which can be said to be extremely hated!
The kind of thing that wishes to peel yourself, suck your tendons, cut your flesh and eat raw, make bones, boil them with water, and eat them for a year without changing the pattern, and can't relieve your hatred. It's really possible!
So it’s better to be a little vague, don’t be the first to be the first!
Looking at the stove built by the enemy camp, bursts of smoke rose, Lu Yan knew that today's harassment war was over again!
Seeing this, Lu Yan also knew that it was time to increase morale today!
So, Lu Yan floated on the center of the wall, removed his invisibility illusion, and shouted with a loudspeaker:
"Hehe! Today's morale-raising speech has begun. Is this the topic of yesterday?"
Under Lu Yan's amplification, a group of lifeless soldiers suddenly became alive, and the chaotic voices gathered into one word, yes!
Seeing this, Lu Yan pressed his hands a few times, signaled everyone to stop and said:
"You are just a bunch of miserable sex. Even if I teach you more secrets to pick up girls, it will be useless to have no money! But if you listen too much, it is a good thing to improve your IQ! But today I won't talk about picking up girls. Let's tell you a little story. Listen to it and be more happy!"
Soldiers: "Okay!"
Lu Yan: "There is a believer who went to the church to pray and asked the priest:
Father, I know that due to war in this world, there are more women and fewer men! But why is it allowed only one man to have multiple women, and one woman cannot have multiple lovers? Why is this?
Father, don’t you think this is unfair? The more women a man has, the more praise he will be! And I have multiple lovers, the more despised me! Father, don’t you think this is unfair to our women? I really love them!
The priest blinked his eyes at the fat woman believer in front of him. He was very familiar with the fat woman believer in front of him! Because this fat woman believer is a generous donor, and in the past it was the kind of dumping rice!
But since the previous part, the donation of this fat woman believer seemed to have shrunk a lot in an instant!
I originally thought that there was something wrong with her business, but I was thinking about when I could do my best to help her overcome this difficulty!
Chapter completed!