Chapter 6 The Law 2
Lu Yan didn't want to talk to the old master anymore and asked, "Whatever you always say is right. Can you give me the money first?"
The old master half-opened his eyes and looked at Lu Yan, and said weakly: "You have to be considerate and considerate of my old bones, and wait until I get up before talking about what I want to do. Otherwise, if you want me to get up and lie down, I will be so tired of my old bones! Do you have the heart to bear it?"
Lu Yan wanted to say: I'd bear it! But he still said: "You'll always lie down, and I'll talk about it when I get up."
Ring~!" Hearing the ringtone, the great wizard, who had been lying on his body, quickly walked towards the counter, like a warm receptionist. Lu Yan looked at the old wizard like this and rolled his eyes.
He despises the old master's interests and hobbies very much. Why? I have said before that the old master is not interested in most things, but being interested in customers is what he is most interested in.
It’s not how much he loves money or anything else, but every time he uses his so-called superb IQ and enthusiastic words to fool customers or scold the returnees to heart and lung shock, it’s a time when the master of the great master feels happy.
"Guest, what do you need to order?" The old master asked quickly when he saw someone coming in.
"Hey, I'll tell you what's going on with this scroll! Why can't most of them be used? Are you cheating me of money?"
The old master's smile disappeared, raised his head and glanced downward, making a look like a nobleman who was communicating with civilians.
The old master looked at the swordsman in front of him with the care of the mentally retarded person. He spoke accent like a nobleman singing, but his words sprayed like venom on the person in front of him.
"First of all, Mr. Swordsman, do you know what you are talking about? Are you saying that a great wizard cheats you on money!? Do you know the consequences of slandering and insulting a great wizard??" The great wizard paused and continued!
"Secondly, I'm not an unreasonable person. Look at this scroll, what do you see?! Oh! I forgot, you are a swordsman! A creature like you who has muscles all over the body and fists in your brain! Sometimes it's forgiven if you can't see the problem!" said the old mage with his eyes glowing!
"Come on, use your brain that may be big in fists to control your eyes to see it! Do you see it? Wet! What does it mean? Don't understand? It seems that your brain is only the size of the Lily fruit core!"
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,Listen! The scroll says: Fireball Technique! Do you understand what this means? It is the spherical shape formed by the gathering of fire elements! When it gets wet, it means that the open fire element has been driven out by the water element! Do you understand?!"
"Even if the Flame Burning City Forbidden Spell Scroll is completely wet, it means it is scrapped! Not to mention that this is just a fireball scroll! Idiot!"
"Impossible! When I buy all my scrolls, Impossible to get in from water!" After saying that, Mr. Swordsman stared at the old mage and looked at the old mage angrily, and two thick airs spurted out of his nostrils like smoke!
The boss said with contempt.
"Oh! It's my fault! It seems that our Swordsman only has the same brain as the size of a flower bean!"
"When you came to buy the reels, didn't you see that it was dry and wet?! How did you wet them after you bought them? Wouldn't you think about it yourself? Ah!"
"Did you, the idiots who have put their brains into their muscles, even their memories have begun to blur?! Even the puppets have done something! What have I seen now? You group of swordsmen are not even as good as puppets!?"
"Are you really humans? Ah! Just because of your existence, the overall wisdom of the human race will be severely lowered by you! Oh! I think a noble mage like me will one day not die under the sharp claws of the demons, but will be pissed to death by you, the group of flesh-refining! I feel dark for the future of my human race!"
"Get out of here!!!"
"If you don't understand anything now, then leave here with yours! Because your existence has begun to reduce my IQ! If you have any needs, please hurry up! If you don't have it, hurry up, leave here!!!"
Mr. Swordsman wasn't angry? Didn't you see it? The brutal green root on the head was as thick as a smoke pillar! The bloodshot almost popped out of his eyes! Plus his blue face! Is the heart exploding? I don't know! But the lung energy is definitely blown out!
Mr. Swordsman pulled out his wallet from his waist in anger! He slapped the counter and said word by word: "Ten rolls of fireballs, ten rolls of fire rolls!"
The old mage, he picked up his eyelids and used his hand, and twenty scrolls were in place in an instant. The old mage used the kind of me for your own good. You don’t understand now and want to hit me, you will understand in the future...
Mr. Swordsman saw
The eyelids twitched straight! The urge to kill people rushed straight into the eyeball from his mind! He stuffed the scroll into his backpack randomly and walked out hurriedly.
What can Mr. Swordsman do? He is also helpless and even more desperate! No matter whether he has fought or not, there is a monster shop in the entire Geluo Town. After fighting, will he come to buy things? The travel fee is not as cheap as possible!
And it is easy for a swordsman to die if he doesn’t have magic items here!
Geluo Town is close to the chaotic mountains, and there is no idea when a dead monster will emerge! Or elemental creatures, what should I do? That thing is free from things!
Relying on the swordsman's fighting spirit, it depends on who will kill him! If you win, another one will run out! Haha! Then you can only wait to die!
But if there are magic items, it is different! First, a fireball technique goes over, and it will not be able to use mental attacks! Then use a fire technique to slap the sword, and rush up to "swipe" a few swords! Everything is done! Look, how simple! If you are lucky, you can pick up a ghost core and buy it!
Thinking of the Ghost Core, Mr. Swordsman thought of a famous saying: If you can’t get along with anything, don’t get along with money! If you fight with the old mage, you can’t get along with your own life! Look! You’re angry and want to kill people! It’s okay! Didn’t you see, I’m rushing to the mountains?! Believe me! My attack power is absolutely magnificent today!!!
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Every time I hear the old mage spraying poison juice, Lu Yan has the urge to beat people. That's right! The hidden problem of the old mage: professional discriminatory
This problem made him look down on all people in the illegal system! In his words: All creatures in the illegal system are a group of stupid things without brains! Sometimes they are not even as good as puppets! The only reason for their existence is that they are cheaper than puppets!
Why did the old mage not beat anyone to death until now? Lu Yan has always had this question in his heart!
Living with him, Lu Yan was very glad that he was a law apprentice. If he was illegal, when he thought about spraying poison juice on him, one day he would only appear: he would only be beaten to death, or be beaten to death by you! And his own death may be 99.99%...
"Boss! Money! Wage! Don't lie down now!"
Chapter completed!