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Chapter 170: Paimon Don't Ask Will Grow Up

After calling a few like-minded teammates, the six Fools and the Cats were far away from the marked location, observing their surroundings vigilantly.

No longer just waiting there, in case the other party really calls for people to come and be destroyed, since they don't really have hostages.

So I waited in the distance, waited for confirmation that the other party was coming alone, observed the situation clearly, and then swarmed up, took it directly, tied up the people and ran away, and fled Mondstadt without looking back. They had brought all the dry food.

Six people highlighted a caution.

But speaking of caution, could you please first change out of your extremely conspicuous uniforms of fools?



"Feike, will the little girl come?" An old fool who was called here said uneasily.

"They should come. Aren't the people in those churches full of kindness and morality?" The fool named Fike, the young fool with a long history who planned this conspiracy, nodded firmly.

"Hey! It's coming, it's coming!" A Fool soldier who had been observing saw the girl with light yellow hair and wearing a white princess dress who came into view, and shouted quickly.

"Be alert and pay attention to whether there are other people. If there is any problem, retreat immediately!" Fike reminded aloud. The reason why he was able to join the special team members of the Fools was because he was cautious.

The six of them held their breaths and looked at Barbara who was gradually walking to the agreed place and then looking around. There was no one around. It seemed that she really came alone.

Great work!

Fike showed an excited smile on his face and quickly greeted a few people.

"Brothers! Still working!"

The remaining five people were also very excited. One took out a wooden stick, one took out a dagger, one took out a sack, one took out a rope, and one took out...a spherical gag?

"???"

The other four people, including Fike, all looked at the fool who took out the gag with a strange look on his face.

The crowd of fools holding gags: "..."

"Ahem... aren't I afraid that she will cry out for help..." The man coughed dryly and argued.

Everyone: "..."

"Forget it, hurry up, rush up to surround her, and don't let her run away!" Feike twitched the corner of his mouth and said quickly without worrying about his teammates' xp.

Everyone yelled and rushed out.



"Strange..." Barbara frowned and glanced around in confusion. She lowered her head to look at the map.

That's right, the location marked on the map is right here. How come no one is there?

At this time, there came from the front Ula——! Several overlapping roars, and six miscellaneous fish in uniforms of the Fools surrounded her in the center with lightning speed.

"Fool... fool everyone?" Barbara looked a little confused.



Hiding in the grass not far away, two people were peeping.

"Wow, Miss Barbara is surrounded by those bad guys! Traveler, Miss Barbara is not in danger, right?" Pamon exclaimed in a low voice when he saw the fools swarming up.

[Probably not. Mr. Qi Shi didn’t say that we don’t have to worry about it. I believe Miss Barbara.] The traveler shook his head, took out the punk camera he took from Qi Shi, operated it, pointed it at a few people, and started recording.

Lower the evidence.

"Okay..." Paimon nodded, but still looked at Barbara with a very worried expression. After all, her appearance looked really weak and deceptive.



"What are you doing?" Barbara called out vigilantly when she saw the fools suddenly appeared and surrounded her with an aggressive attitude.

"???~ You're finally here, so you kept us waiting." Feike said with a strange smile, his eyes excited. In his opinion, Barbara was not just a person, but a sparkling and huge contribution.

"Huh?" Barbara was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately, with an angry look on her cute cheeks.

"It's you! You actually kidnapped the children. I'm here. Where are the two children?"

Then she noticed a strange-shaped pacifier (gag) held by one of the fools, and God Barbara's expression became even more furious.

"You even bully a child who is still nursing! If you don't return the pacifier quickly, do you know how much psychological trauma this will cause to the child?!"

Everyone: "..."



"Is that...a pacifier? It looks so strange..." Paimon put his little hand in front of his forehead, looking at the unknown spherical object with four straps from a distance, and asked doubtfully.

[Don’t ask Paimon, he will grow up.] The traveler said with a strange expression.

"Huh? Why?" Paimon looked over in confusion.



Barbara's sudden speech made the six of them stunned. They all held their prepared words in their mouths for a while, looking weird.

"Pacifier? Hahaha, I'll let you taste its power in a moment!" The fool holding the gag laughed evilly.

After he finished laughing, he suddenly realized something was wrong in the atmosphere.

He found that his five classmates were all looking at him in disbelief and horror.

Five people: "Brother, how can you be so bad? You are such a heinous bastard."

"Uh...uh...sorry..." The fool holding the gag felt very guilty.

Oh no! Why should I apologize? Aren’t we all bad guys?!

"Anyway, we are here to arrest you. Did you see that there are many of us? If you don't want to suffer the consequences, just come with us." Fike coughed dryly, pulled himself back together, and said with a ferocious expression.

"???~ That's right, have you seen this dagger? It's full of poison! Suck it~" The fool holding the dagger stretched out his tongue and licked the blade, threatening with a strange smile.

"Uh... It shouldn't be poisonous, right? We need to survive." The fools holding sticks next to him didn't seem to notice anything wrong, but reminded him.

"Don't worry, there is actually nothing painted on it. I lied to her. You see, the effect is amazing, she was stunned." The fool holding the dagger laughed proudly.

"Wow~ You are really a bad guy."

"Hehe, prizes are given."

Fike: "..."

Watching the two people conspiring loudly, Fike fell into silence.

Fortunately, there was no real poison, otherwise you would have been poisoned to death by yourself, and she was obviously stunned by your retarded behavior.

Fike covered his face in pain.

Why are all my teammates such idiots?

"Uh... that... those two children..." Seeing that they were ignoring her, Barbara asked in a low voice. She had already begun to doubt that the other party actually had no hostages at all.

And I'm starting to question the overall IQ of the Fools. No matter how perfunctory you are in recruiting people, there must be a bottom line.

"Hostage? What hostage?" The fools holding the sacks asked quickly.

The fool holding the rope next to him hit him on the shoulder. Only then did the fool holding the bag react and said quickly.

"Yes! We have a hostage. You must get into the bag immediately, otherwise we will tear up the vote."

I was afraid that Barbara wouldn't believe it, so I added another sentence.

"Don't believe it, we have arranged 800 ax hands to guard the hostages. As long as we give the order, they can be chopped into pieces in an instant. I advise you not to act rashly!"

Barbara: "..."



Snap——!

Fike slapped his hands and covered his face.
Chapter completed!
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