Chapter 101 Enlighten life(1/2)
Me: "Is it convenient to talk about it?"
Black Peony: "Forget it. Even talking about it won't solve the problem."
Me: "Tell me. It will make you feel better if you tell me."
Black Peony: "I feel very depressed. I feel very miserable and tired. I am working hard to survive. I don't know why."
Me: "What do you do?"
Black Peony: "I sell ducks."
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
Black Peony: "No kidding."
Me: "Braised duck or roast duck?"
Black Peony: "It's just a duck. Whether you sell it to others for braised duck or roasted duck is up to others."
Me: "Oh. I see. You raise ducks."
Black Peony: "Yeah."
After chatting for a long time, I remembered that I hadn't eaten instant noodles yet. The noodles had melted and the noodle soup had gone cold. I was really hungry, so I wolfed it down and started eating. While eating, I thought about raising ducks.
It's quite a good idea.
After eating the noodles, I saw there were several messages.
Black Peony: "Then what do you do?"
Black Peony: "Isn't it convenient to say it? If it's not convenient, forget it."
Black Peony: "Speak!"
Black Peony: "Are you still there? If not, I will be offline."
Black Peony: "Did you get offline?"
I quickly sent a message: "Sorry. I was eating instant noodles just now."
There was no reply. I sent again: "Are you still there?"
Still no reply. I sent again: "Are you angry?"
Still no reply. I thought Black Peony might have been disconnected. I also thought it was very late now and there were very few people online. My network here is very good, so there was no reason for it to be disconnected. That might be true.
It's offline. Oh, I still have a lot of questions to ask. Why is it offline! This damn instant noodles, no, this damn belly, why are you hungry? It's great if you're not hungry, just for
Eat instant noodles. This is great, all the friends I just met are gone.
My mood suddenly became depressed again.
Just when I was feeling regretful, the sound of "cough cough" came from the earphones again. My mood suddenly became excited.
Black Peony: "Sorry, I just went to the toilet. I turned around to turn off the phone, and then I saw your message. Are you still online?"
I quickly replied: "Still."
Black Peony: "You should eat less instant noodles because they contain preservatives and are not good for your health."
Me: "Thank you. You are so kind."
Black Peony: "Aren't you going to rest?"
Me: "Well. I'm in an Internet cafe and have no place to rest. What about you, why don't you go back so late?"
Black Peony: "What's wrong?"
Me: "There are a lot of bad people in Internet cafes. And it's dangerous in the middle of the night."
Black Peony: "You must be the bad guy."
Me: "I'm not a bad person. But that doesn't mean others aren't bad people."
Black Peony: "For the sake of your concern for your sister, I will tell you the truth. I have access to the Internet at home, so I am not afraid. There is no danger, and there are no bad people. The only person is you."
Me: "I'm not at your house."
Black Peony: "Hey, hey, come on. When you come, I'll treat you to duck eggs, braised duck, and roast duck. Oh, it's delicious. The duck legs are so fragrant, and the duck wings are so comfortable. Take a bite.
Take a sip of beer and feel very comfortable."
Me: "Hey, hey, please stop saying hey. My saliva is dripping out."
Black Peony: "Hahaha, I teased you on purpose. Who told you to go eat instant noodles and ignore me just now?"
Me: "Are you really at home alone?"
Black Peony: "Is it fake? Do you want to come and take a look?"
Me: "You just said that on purpose because you knew I couldn't come."
Black Peony: "Yeah. It was intentional. What can you do to me! Hahaha"
Me: "Where is your home?"
Black Peony: "Why should I tell you?"
Me: "I want to learn how to raise ducks from you."
Black Peony: "Don't be joking."
Me: "Really. I don't have any skills, and I can't find anything suitable to do."
Black Peony: "You mean to raise ducks only if you don't have the ability."
Me: "That's not what I meant."
Black Peony: "There is a lot of knowledge in raising ducks."
Me: "How about making money by raising ducks?"
Black Peony: "How should I put it? If you raise it well, you will make money. If you raise it poorly, you will not make money, or even lose money."
In my mind, raising ducks is a very simple matter. It doesn't mean hatching duck eggs into ducklings, then getting some fresh grass to feed the ducklings, and then rushing to the river to take a bath. When the ducklings change their feathers,
Feed some corn or something, and the ducks will grow into big ducks. The female ducks can lay eggs and sell them for money, and the male ducks can be caught and sold on the street.
Me: “Isn’t it easy to raise ducks?”
Black Peony: "It's not easy."
Me: "If there's something not simple about it, you should tell me about it."
Black Peony: "You don't understand even if I tell you."
Me: "If what you say is true, just tell me where you are. If it's not too far away, I'll come and visit. If it's far away, I won't come."
Black Peony: "Hahaha. Then you have to worship me as your teacher."
Me: "Why?"
Black Peony: "Don't you want to learn how to raise ducks? How can I teach you if you don't want me as your teacher?"
Me: "Should I light up the incense candles, kneel down and kowtow to you, then offer you a cup of tea and call me master?"
Black Peony: "Be good, my disciple, be good!"
Me: "You're taking advantage of me."
Black Peony: "Hahaha, hahaha, I'm so happy."
Me: "Tell me where you are."
Black Peony: "Why do you have to know where I am? Can we still have a good chat?"
Me: "Because I am serious. I really want to learn how to raise ducks from you. If you are telling the truth."
Black Peony: "I told the truth. Do I need to lie to you? But you keep asking me where I am from, are you trying to trick me?"
Me: "What bad idea do I have against you? I don't even know where you are."
Black Peony: "What if you are a bad person? There is a saying that says, 'You must not have the intention to harm others, and you must have the intention to guard against others'. Don't you think so?"
Me: "You're right. But I'm really not a bad person. If I were a bad person, you can call the police! Besides, I'm here, and I'm not familiar with the place. If you want to bully me, I hope you won't bully me."
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Black Mudan: "Hahaha. That makes sense. Then remember it. I'm from Qingyijiang. I'm on your route home. You take the train from Chengdu and get off at Qingyijiang Station. I'll pick you up."
Me: "Really?"
Black Peony: "Really. I keep my word. If you really come, I will pass on all my experience to you."
Me: "Then you taught me everything, do you charge tuition?"
Black Peony: "Hahaha, I have to collect it. I will collect it when you make money."
Me: "Then I'll come tomorrow. You must come to the train station to pick me up."
Black Peony: "Don't worry. By the way, what do you look like? How can I pick you up? I don't want to hold up a sign, it feels so good."
Me: "I'm neither tall nor fat. I'm wearing a linen shirt, linen shorts, and leather sandals."
To be continued...