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Chapter 382 You are not suitable for statistics

After a good sleep, I regained my strength. After washing up, I went to the health center to have breakfast.

"Where did you go last night? I didn't see you when I came back. I went back to sleep after dinner. I was really too tired."

"Yesterday was Children's Day. Didn't you know? There were activities in the school. Everyone had a lot of fun. They also borrowed Yu Qiong's karaoke and borrowed your village's generator. It was very lively."

"It turns out to be Children's Day. I haven't celebrated Children's Day in many years."

"Hahaha……"

"So what did you guys sing yesterday?" Mu Yi wanted to know who sang the last three songs. But he was afraid that if he asked directly, Wen Qingfeng and the others would make fun of him.

"Many of us sang songs yesterday. We haven't been so relaxed for a long time. Let's show off our singing voices! Especially Yun Dajian from your hometown, he is simply the prince of love songs, Mai Ba."

"By the way. How did you know someone was singing yesterday?"

"Your volume was so loud that people in the ravines could hear it. It's a pity that I only heard a few tails and nothing more..."

"Oh. That was sung by Yun Ruoyue. She didn't sing at first. But I don't know what she thought later. She probably couldn't help but want to sing after seeing everyone singing, right? She only sang three songs. They were pretty good.

, it was quite nice. Everyone asked her to sing some more songs. But she didn’t know what happened. Suddenly she said she was going back and stopped singing. Everyone saw that it was too late, so they helped pack up the speakers.

Send them back to Guoshen with these. By the way, I also return Yu Qiong’s things. People from the countryside also helped carry the generator back to the village.”

"No wonder. I just heard some tails. I was halfway down the mountain at that time. I didn't see you when I came back."

"You still have the nerve to say that you didn't even wash the dishes after eating. The pots and other things were just left there. We thought the dog ran in and ate the food. But when we thought about it, it was wrong. How could the dog have the key?

"

This Wen Baikong was clearly cursing Mu Yi in a roundabout way.

"You are the dog. You are the empty dog."

"You are a wooden dog."

"Gungungun, why are you so vulgar?" Wen Qingfeng interrupted the two of them.

"By the way. Mu Yi, I really don't understand. How come Xu Yingxiong is not as tired as you when doing statistical work? As far as I understand, they should ask the village cadres to estimate the figures and then issue them according to the figures at the beginning of the year.

What kind of plans are there, and what are the annual growth rate and other indicators? According to the plan and the progress, the figures are calculated and reported. Is there anyone who does work like you? Why don't you beat people to death? "

"I don't have to do this all the time. I just took over this job myself. I just want to sort out the situation first-hand. Only then do I feel at ease and have confidence in my heart."

"If you do it like this, I'm telling you, it will definitely be thankless. If you don't believe me, let's wait and see. The situation when you touch it will definitely be different from your previous reports."

"The discrepancy must be quite large. Have you never heard of the jingle?"

"What jingle?"

“The village deceived the township, and the township deceived the county. They deceived people one level at a time, all the way to the State Council. The State Council issued documents and read them out level by level. After reading the documents, they went into the hotel, but the documents were not cashed at all.”

"Also, how bold a person is, how productive the land is. Numbers come from officials, and officials come from numbers."

"The current atmosphere is not good. In order to show their ability to work, some leaders often add water to statistical reports. Come up with the truest situation. No one will say good things about you. If you don't believe me, let's wait and see."

"Actually, I wanted to remind you at the beginning. But you are working so hard. Since you want to sort out the situation, this is also a good thing. We are actually also very curious. What is going on in the land of Varado?

They produce a lot of things. Why are they still so poor despite poverty alleviation every year?"

Mu Yi told the two of them the situation he had found out and the general situation of Xiang Shang's statistical report. Both of them were very shocked.

"No way. Is the difference so big?"

"The situation on the report is two or three times higher than the real situation? This fraud is too outrageous!"

"Yes. Don't underestimate these numbers. Report them level by level, and when they are collected to the National Bureau of Statistics, this fraud will be astronomical. And if the country makes some decisions based on these numbers, it will inevitably be criticized.

No one can afford the consequences. Statistical falsification is also a crime!" Mu Yi said with some indignation.

"Keep your voice down. Just say these things here. Don't let the leaders hear it. They will definitely not be comfortable with you. I'm afraid your life won't be any easier."

"Hey, what do you think I should do? Go with the flow? Why do others fix things, and I should follow suit and learn to fix it?"

"Is it possible that you can still submit your so-called first-hand information?"

The scene suddenly turned cold.

Yes. What to do? Compromise to "reality" or stick to yourself? Mu Yi fell into deep thought and silently returned to the township government.

He classified and sorted out the data he collected and compiled according to the categories of statistical reports, and filled out the original draft. He was caught in a contradiction. Should he report the situation he thought was "real", or should he follow the "true" instructions taught by Xu Yingxiong?

Simple method". Multiply the growth rate based on his figures to generate beautiful monthly, quarterly and semi-annual reports?

In the end, he chose to stick to his opinion. He believed that leaders should accept "real" numbers.

"Dong dong dong", he knocked on the door of Xu Yingxiong, deputy mayor Xu.

"Hero. I have prepared the report. Please help me take a look."

"Oh. It's done. When it's done, bring it over and I'll sign it. I'll sign it and you take it to the boss to sign it. If he's not here, you can also go to Zhang Gang directly. Stamp the boss's signature on it, and then

After stamping the township government seal, you can go down and submit the report. By the way, you can also go back and have a good time."

Mu Yi handed the report he made to Xu Yingxiong.

"Mu Yi, sit down. What are you doing standing there?" Zhang Xiuhui saw that Mu Yi was still standing and quickly told him to sit down.

Mu Yi was still standing next to Xu Yingxiong. He was carefully observing Xu Yingxiong's expression.

Sure enough, Xu Yingxiong frowned at first, then tightened his face. In the end, he actually gritted his teeth.

Suddenly he tore up the statistical report with two fistfuls and threw it to the ground angrily.

"What kind of reports are you making? It's a mess. Where did you get these numbers? How did I teach you step by step? What do you mean?"

Xu Yingxiong spoke in a much louder voice because of his anger. He blushed and asked Mu Yi. Mu Yi was a little confused by his appearance and his fierce reaction. He didn't know how to answer Xu Yingxiong.

"What's wrong with Yingxiong? If you have anything to say, please talk to me." Zhang Xiuhui was a little surprised to see Xu Yingxiong suddenly get so angry.

"You don't understand! Don't talk." Xu Yingxiong rolled his eyes at Zhang Xiuhui and said this to her.

Mu Yi never thought that the first-hand "real information" he had put in so much effort to obtain would actually make Xu Yingxiong and Deputy Township Head Xu furious. However, he thought that he had personally obtained this information from household to household.

The numbers gave him confidence again. He also suppressed his anger.

"Mr. Xu, these numbers are not something I imagined out of thin air. I worked door to door for more than a month and came up with them. I can be responsible for the authenticity of the numbers. If I made a mistake somewhere, if there is something wrong with the numbers.

I am willing to accept organizational processing. Please point it out to me."

Xu Yingxiong choked uncomfortably at Mu Yi's words. He was so angry that he pointed at Mu Yi's head with his finger and said three times in a row, "You, you, you..."

"What am I?"

"You are like a pimple, and your reports are just stinky dog ​​shit. Worse than stinky dog ​​shit. Even stinky dog ​​shit can be used as fertilizer. Your reports and your numbers are simply rubbish!" After saying this, he continued to say vigorously.

He stamped his feet on the torn report form several times.

Xu Yingxiong's move really frightened Mu Yi.

Mu Yi really couldn't understand how a real statistical report could make the dignified deputy mayor Xu so angry? He even became angry with embarrassment.

Looking at the angry man in front of him, Mu Yi couldn't connect him with Xu Yingxiong who picked him up on the street of Guoshen Township. He didn't know what changed Xu Yingxiong. It made him a little scary and became

Somewhat strange. He silently bent down, picked up the statistical report that Xu Yingxiong had torn up, held back the tears of grievance in his eyes to prevent them from flowing down, turned around and walked out of Xu Yingxiong's room.

Returning to his dormitory, he quickly took a few deep breaths to control his turbulent emotions. He took out the empty form and filled out a new set of statistical reports. Then he wandered around the township government compound. What was he going to do?

Looking for the "boss". He is going to "report" the situation to the "boss".

"Brother, why are you wandering around here? I haven't seen you for a long time? What are you busy with when you leave early and come back late? I heard that you are visiting villages, is this happening?"

It seems that every move I make is still firmly controlled by my leader.

"That's right, boss. Didn't the countryside give me the responsibility of statistical work? I just wanted to do my best to do this job well. So I went down to investigate first-hand information."

The mayor of Ke smiled and nodded. "That's right, brother. Without investigation, you have no right to speak. It seems that you are practicing this seriously. Tell me, what have you learned?"

Mu Yi reported everything he had learned through his investigation to the township head of Ke.

"Brother, this situation is quite different from our report."

"That's right. The 'moisture' is too heavy. We should squeeze out the 'moisture' and report the real situation."

"Haha." Ke's township chief snorted coldly.

"Brother, your seriousness and practicality in work are worthy of praise. However, sometimes there is still a gap between theory and practice. Don't be too bookish. If you report the situation as you said, then all our work will be

It was rejected. Do you think you are slapping yourself? Are you going to slap me? Are you going to slap the Valado Party Committee and Government? You’d better stop having such childish thoughts. Put your

I have given up this idea. You should still report in the same way as you reported before."

When Mu Yi heard Ke's township chief say this, he knew very well that he was severely criticizing himself. But Mu Yi felt that he had done nothing wrong. What happened to reporting the real situation? Is it "mature" to report false numbers and false reports?

Yes, it is "childish" to report true figures and true reports. It's a joke. What a joke. It's so ironic. I wonder if they still have the "Statistics Law" in their eyes? They also slap the party committee and government. How dare I Muyi?

I was trying to wipe the ashes off the face of the party committee and government.

"Boss, this is a report I made, take a look at it. I can take full responsibility for the authenticity of the data in it."

The mayor of Ke took Mu Yi's statistical report and glanced at it. Then he handed it back to him gently, leaving only one sentence: "Brother, you are not suitable for statistical work." Without looking back.

gone.
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