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1007 Conquest(1/2)

"It should be let you know, and you will know naturally." After leaving a sentence, Laojun finally glanced at Li Xiaobai and left the battlefield.

"Old Mother." Guanyin Bodhisattva turned to the old Mother of Lishan again.

"Bodhisattva, I will follow Laojun's arrangements." Laojun, the Supreme Lord, was unwilling to say more, and the mother of Lishan would naturally not talk too much.

I don’t know whether the fourth wall is true or not, but Li Xiaobai suddenly turned from the gentleness before to the strong, and they had to consider the reasons.

after all.

Li Xiaobai did not inform Buddhism of the fourth wall. Maybe he had his intentions and leaked it rashly, and he would have evil Li Xiaobai, which would not be worth the loss.

Although Li Jing raised troops to attack Li Xiaobai, they did not show up, so there was room for ease of ease...

Laojun and Lishan's mother left one after another, and only Guanyin Bodhisattva was left in the sky. She looked at Li Xiaobai, who had 100,000 heavenly soldiers under her, and felt unwilling, but she did not dare to throw the Yujing bottle down.

Her original intention was to sow the relationship between Tianting and Li Xiaobai, otherwise she would have been terrified of it. Why did she and Li Xiaobai face each other more than once or twice?

After this battle, the face of Heaven was greatly damaged. With the nature of the Jade Emperor, it is probably impossible to tolerate a monster like Li Xiaobai, and he will definitely find a way to get rid of him.

But the attitude of Taishang Laojun and Lishan’s mother towards Li Xiaobai was ambiguous, and she didn’t know what was hidden in the middle...

The complex thoughts were stirring back and forth in the Bodhisattva's mind, and she was a little confused about the current situation.

Terrible confusion of heaven.

Guanyin Bodhisattva concentrating on his mind for a moment, thinking to himself that the point of breaking the deadlock should still be the shadow Buddha of Lingshan, and I don’t know if Maitreya Buddha can successfully take him down.

To be honest, seeing that Li Xiaobai had subdued 100,000 heavenly soldiers while talking and laughing, the Bodhisattva was not so sure about Maitreya Buddha.

So far, Shadow Buddha has not shown his true supernatural powers. Even if his supernatural powers are half as difficult as Li Xiaobai, Maitreya Buddha may not be able to take over him...

...

"Doesn't it mean that the dream that has not been completed is the most painful, and I can bear the consequences of getting lost. This last outlet is only available after love. Can you give me a song time to turn that hug into forever. In my arms, you don't have to be afraid of insomnia..."

Nezha was wearing a baseball cap and sang coolly.

In mv, Li Jing's role is his girlfriend, but the interaction between the two is not as explicit as in "Courage".

However, the occasional scene of him appearing is still so embarrassing that it makes people die of social dying. For example, wearing seductive pajamas, lying on the soft big bed, blowing out the white candles on the bedside, which represents the romantic...

"Lingshan Buddha, what is your ultimate goal?" Luohu Xingjun asked. He turned into a ferocious Rottweiler, and his voice was muffled when he spoke.

"Preach." Li Mu said.

"What way?" asked the official Yue Yaoxing.

"The way of marriage." Li Mu pointed to Li Jing and his son who performed in the sky, with longing on his face, "Star Lord, all my supernatural powers are understood from marriage and love, breaking up and reunion, abusive love, staying together forever, flying together, the young man admires Ai, and the girl is in love with her...

It would be a pity that I am the only one of the three realms to master it. In order to let more people understand this magical power, learn to love others and themselves, and let the beauty of the world be linked together. No more intrigue, false benevolence, false righteousness, intrigue, and intrigue will disappear from the world. No more I want to hold a blind date meeting, which will attract 100,000 heavenly soldiers to conquer it."

nmb!

He often turns people into dogs, makes people sing, and performs various embarrassing songs...

Do you call these disgusting magical powers beautiful?

Do you have any misunderstandings about beauty?

The Nine Star Lords all complained about it, but I have to say that it is really tempting to learn Li Xiaobai’s magical powers!

"How can a dog get a kiss of true love?" Jidu Xingjun asked everyone's questions. "Whether sincerity comes, gold and stone are opened." Li Mu smiled, "By turning from a dog into a human being is the first step to understand my supernatural powers, so how is it that easy?"

"If we cannot get the kiss of true love, will we always exist as a dog?" asked Sun Yao Xingjun.

"Yes." Li Mu nodded.

One hundred thousand heavenly dogs were silenced, and the stars were silent.

"It should be faster to promote blind dates with me. At least the process of finding true love will not be obstructed anymore." Li Mu smiled and looked at Jiuyao Xingjun, "Starjun, don't worry, even if you can't find true love for a while, you can at least bring in more companions when you are with me, right? The 365 stars in the Heavenly Court, and only Jiuyao Xingjun becomes a dog, which is quite lonely, isn't it?"

...

hiss!

Sun Wukong took a breath and took every step forward. Do you want to be the lord of the Three Realms?

At the beginning.

If he had the magical powers and techniques of his junior brother, why did he end up being a famous Monkey King in the end and was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and he had to be the fourth emperor.

The way to love!?

What the ancestors told him to understand was not only magical powers, but also the methods of being a human and doing things!

"Nanwu Lingshan Buddha." Tang Monk habitually said the Buddha's name, looking up at Li Xiaobai in the sky, wondering what he was thinking.

Lu Ren sighed, "How could this go?"

Is this still the way to obtain the scriptures? You are going to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and become the Jade Emperor! Have you forgotten my wish?

"The catastrophe is coming." Zhenyuan Daxian stood up and looked up at Li Xiaobai and Ten Thousand Tiangou in the sky. He was puzzled. He was not in conflict with the world, so why did the disaster start from Wuzhuang Temple!

...

"What if we follow you and the Jade Emperor blames you later?" asked the Sun Yao Xingjun.

"The law does not punish the masses." Li Mu smiled and said four words. Then he paused, "I think the Jade Emperor doesn't want to be the king of ten thousand dogs. Otherwise, why would Taibai Jinxing never return? Besides, if I were the Three Pure and Four Controls, why would I worry about not being able to protect you and other things..."

Three Pure and Four Imperials?

What is your purpose in preaching the world?

The nine stars and stars were all shocked and exchanged their eyes with each other.

moment.

The Sun Star Lord sighed, wanted to hold his fists but arched his two dog paws, as if he was cute, but he didn't realize it: "I hope the Buddha in Lingshan protects us."

"That is inevitable." Li Xiaobai said, "I can swear here, and I will never die before you."

"Thank you, Lingshan Buddha." Jiuyao Xingjun said in unison.

"All Star Lords, soldiers, please stand behind me and watch Li Tianwang return to his throne." Li Mu clasped his fists and bowed in circles, and said loudly.

Orders are prohibited.

The Hundred Thousand Tiangou changed the formation, and in a short while, Li Jing and his son were isolated.

certainly.

The giant spirit god, Harpoon general and other family generals who had followed Li Jing for many years were still standing behind Li Jing and his son in a tangled manner, like a wild dog abandoned by his family, lonely and helpless.

But at the moment when the team was decided, the restless heart of the Hundred Thousand Tiangou suddenly calmed down. When Li Jing and the other two sang and danced, their mentality was completely different, and they could enjoy it quietly.

...

The song is over.

Nezha and his son retreated from the mv.

Face to the face.

Hundreds of thousands of dog eyes stared at them.

The father and son were stunned at the same time.

The first song, the society dies;

The second song, military orders expire;

In the third song, all the soldiers and generals ran to the opposite side.

The situation changed so quickly that Li Jing and his two minds couldn't turn around. Didn't they just spend three songs?

"If you eat your king's fortune, you must be loyal to the king..." Li Jing's hand holding the banner was trembling.

"Li Jing, you have become a laughing stock in the heavenly court. How can you still live in the world?" Li Mu interrupted him without hesitation and shouted.

"..." Li Jing was shocked, his eyes turned red in an instant, and he held up the Linglong pagoda with one hand, "Thief, you and I are incompatible. Even if Li Jing dies, he will still chew a piece of your meat..."

"Salvation of magic weapons, sing and dancing." Li Mu threatened with a smile, "Li Jing, I have said before that no one can do anything to do in my power."

Li Jing froze.

"You are no exception." Li Mu turned to Nezha again, "The Third Prince, there are billions of songs in my music library, which is enough to make you sing here forever and become the live screen of my blind date conference. At that time, the gods, Buddhas and demons in the Three Realms will see a different third prince..."

"Monster, how dare you?" Nezha was furious, and his hand holding the fire-tip gun couldn't stop trembling. He clenched his silver teeth, but he didn't dare to take another step forward.

"I turned all 100,000 heavenly soldiers into dogs, what else can I dare not to do?" Li Mu chuckled, "You used to peel dragon skins, pluck dragon tendons, cut flesh to return mothers, and pick bones to return fathers. It seemed arrogant, but compared to me, it was really a small witch who saw the big witch, and it was still far from it! By the way, your second brother Muzha has also become a dog by me, and the Bodhisattva cannot do anything to me..."

"You..." Li Jing heard the bad news again and was furious. A mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth. He stared at Li Mu, feeling as if he had been dead. The Li family had been run for thousands of years and was deeply rooted in the Buddhist temple of Heaven. Who would have thought that it would fall apart because of a person in just a short time.

Very miserable!

Compared with Li Jing and his son, the common voice of the Nine Star Lord is just a simple dog, which seems quite comfortable.

When talking about compassion and doing evil deeds, Li Xiaobai is really not a thing!

Sun Wukong stared at Li Xiaobai in the sky, feeling mixed feelings, as if he had only truly known him at this moment. With such a junior brother, his senior brother really couldn't find the meaning of existence. No wonder his junior brother always emphasized that he didn't need to take action. His proud skill is like a joke in front of his junior brother!

"How are you going?" Li Jing asked in a deep voice.

"How can I understand Jiuyao Star Lord like this?" Li Mu invited with a smile, "I am responsible for eliminating the scandals between the three realms for you and giving you a clean body."
To be continued...
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