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The movie set of "The End of the Ninth Life of Hua Jing": Scene 165, Scene 1 - An old Chinese doctor makes nonsense of folk remedies.

Mr. Xiao Lin, who had escaped from Xinyue Community, was walking in the bustling market, still thinking about all the troubles and muttering unconsciously:

Each of your street stalls is "more than four to five", each of your shops is also "more than four to five", you, you, you... you sellers are "more than four to five", and you buyers have faces...

Write "four" all over...Why are there so many bad things these days?

The two business transactions were ruined, and the operation of the No. 2 detention center was ruined. The eldest brother transferred one million to clean up the work. Logically speaking, Xiao Lin would not be so upset and full of worries? Who could let him?

Has he lost all his glory again? He is actually annoyed by this...

The soul of the official Ximen was lying on his right shoulder again. Seeing his sad face, he tsk-tsked and said:

"Haha, four to five is more... Actually, there's no need to worry. Who hasn't suffered from the suffering of middle-aged men?"

"Fortunately, you are not that kind of person - when you open your eyes every day, there are old people and young people. They are all people who need to rely on themselves. There is no one they can rely on! Alas! Middle-aged men dare not be unemployed or poor.

Don’t dare to get sick, let alone lose contact…”

"The former Ximen official and the current Xiao Lin always have one common pain, that is, as soon as they open their eyes - this one is gentle and sentimental, that one is beautiful and coquettish; this one is wearing heavy makeup, and that one is flamboyant; this one is playing the pipa, and that one is playing the huqin

Complaints; this one makes steamed dumplings, that one makes a bowl of bird's nest... I understand, I understand, they want some rain and dew, but I am more than willing and unable to do so!"

"Aren't you just asking around, burning incense and worshiping Buddha, and spending a lot of money to get Hu Seng Dali Pill? The name sounds very powerful, but it is actually just a piece of mouse excrement, but it is very powerful. After eating it, you can fight against the eight beauties. When you are tired, you can't think about it anymore.

Drinking a glass of cold water is the antidote. In your day and age, you can take a strong drink!"

"The beauty of both is beautiful, but it can make your life become a flash in the pan. One pill can steal my eight years of life. You think I have taken fifty or sixty pills. If I didn't take it, I would have

Four hundred years old, what about Ximen I... and even Ximen IX's Hua Jingmo? Therefore, if you dare not buy or eat this strong brother, it is equivalent to chronic suicide!"

Ximen Qing lay next to his ear and was moved by emotion and reason, but Mr. Xiaolin was a mortal body and could not hear a word! It was not like Hua Jingmo, who broke bones and connected tendons.

They are of the same origin and have the same thoughts!

"No, no, no! I just gave you a few breaths, and I left you, and things will get better after a while. If you take that tiger-wolf medicine again, it will be hard to say!"

Mr. Xiao Lin chose the largest pharmacy - "Renxin Pharmacy". He opened the glass door and walked in.

Two female pharmacists in white coats came up to him and asked him what kind of medicine he wanted to buy. He pretended to be deaf and turned around in a circle, ignoring them very rudely.

Facing two pretty girls, he didn't know what to say. When he saw an old doctor sitting at the door, he walked over as if he had received an amnesty.

When he saw the glasses on the nose of the elderly doctor, his intuition was that he was knowledgeable and superb in medical skills. Looking at the row of Chinese medicine cabinets at the back, it made people feel more at ease when seeking medical treatment. Chinese medicine has a long history and a long history, and it will definitely make him prosperous again!

He sat down on the medical stool and stretched out his right wrist to rest on the pillow. The doctor closed his eyes and took his pulse.

When describing things being done slowly, the old traditional Chinese medicine doctor took the blame. Now it seems that he really takes the blame. The right hand is used to number, and then it is changed to the left hand, and then back to the right hand. The old doctor is calm and relaxed, and his mind is wandering in the pulse...

It took half an hour before he opened his eyes and said slowly:

"Your pulse is fast...small...hard...heavy, and if it hits the pulse pattern, it means deficiency of essence...deficiency of qi...and excessive fire. Have you had strong liver fire and loss of appetite recently?"

"Yes, yes, doctor, you are so accurate. In addition to these, you have added another symptom."

The old Chinese medicine doctor looked at him with doubtful eyes. He hesitated to speak, and finally lowered his voice and stammered:

"I...it just doesn't work when my wife and I get into bed..."

As expected of a well-informed old Chinese medicine practitioner, upon hearing this, he solemnly asked:

"Do you want to use Chinese medicine or Western medicine? Take it internally or apply it externally?"

Mr. Xiao Lin saw the majestic medicine cabinet behind the old doctor and said firmly:

"TCM!"

Hearing this, the old Chinese doctor wrote the prescription in a hurry, then called two female doctors and asked them to prepare the medicine. Then he mysteriously called him closer to her, leaned against his ear and said:

"Fry a pair of medicines three times, pour them together and drink them. After frying, make a gauze bag, fill it with the medicine dregs, and then stuff your thing...in it, and apply the medicine dregs for half an hour at a time. These five pairs of Chinese medicines

Go down, take food and apply it, and it will be used as medicine until the disease is cured. It will definitely satisfy your wife, and make her look like a flying swallow the next day, in a good mood, and walk lightly..."

"Liar, liar, when the time comes, your illness will be cured. This doctor just happened to have a chance. He even thought of a crooked way to treat you! It will save you the trouble of my old nine!"

The movie set of "The End of the Ninth Life of Hua Jing": Scene 165, Scene 2 - Mr. Xiaolin returns home defeated.

Xiao Lin bought five sets of traditional Chinese medicine for a total of 500 yuan and returned to Shuangfu City in high spirits.

Of course he was greeted by the number one celebrity - Xiao Linzi.

As soon as he put the medicine on the table, he asked Xiao Linzi to get a computer and let him see for himself what a good job he had done. As a result, he couldn't open the video at his elder brother's place and couldn't produce evidence.

Xiao Linzi said while doing it:

"Brother, something must have gone wrong. I copied the video and played it!"

"You little bastard, you made me make a fool of myself. I tried my best and prayed to all the gods in the sky for protection, but I just didn't open it."

"Let's make a bet. If you open it, I'll call you big brother and lose you 100,000 yuan. I'll give it to you with both hands. If I win, you will be my little brother for the rest of your life, and your salary will be halved every day, month, and year.

.”

Ximen Qing’s ghost lay on his shoulder, chuckling and saying:

"As you wish, call him eldest brother, lose him a hundred thousand, and give it to him with both hands. Haha... I didn't follow Hua Jingmo to the south. This was a great move! Not only did I help him, I dated a beautiful woman, and I also watched

A good show, a big gamble..."

Xiao Linzi double-clicked the file - it opened, double-clicked the video - it opened, the first video was of Hua Jingmo wearing sunglasses and knocking on the door...

There were two "pop" sounds, which were the sounds of Xiao Lin's two eyeballs falling to the ground out of surprise.

Xiao Linzi clicked on the second video. It was him who took Wu Ying'er out and got into the car...

Xiao Linzi said:

"Brother, isn't this turned on? The picture is clear and the playback is smooth!"

"How could this happen? How could this happen? The same computer, the same USB flash drive, the same clicks, but different results. Why didn't I open it! Who wants to go against me? Come out! Come out!

"

Xiao Linzi saw Mr. Xiao Lin's eyes were red, his eyeballs were bulging, and his hair stood on end. Then he was beaten, smashed, and thrown!

Mr. Xiao Lin stumbled around like crazy and yelled:

"What a ghost in the day, but now it's opened again! Who is it? Who wants to harm me? Come out and fight with me with live ammunition! What kind of hero does he pretend to be?"

Seeing how crazy he was, Xiao Linzi remembered an old prescription, but he didn't know if it would work or not.

He went up and slapped Mr. Xiao Lin on the face with all his strength. This slap seemed to wake him up, and he touched his face and started crying:

"You all bully me and beat me, and you have to pay for it. Xiao Linzi, do you know how much you paid for my eldest brother's slap in the face?"

Xiao Linzi was so frightened that he stood there and shook his head.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurantu...Tell you, he transferred one million to me. Tell me, how much compensation will you give me?"

Xiao Linzi was stunned and shook his head, but Xiao Lin still cried:

"You are one zero less than my brother! Just 100,000! I lost 100,000 in the bet just now, now it's even."

Xiao Linzi suddenly realized that his eldest brother was waiting for him here. He stopped shaking his head and said to Xiao Linzi:

"Brother, it's not fair. Just now you were possessed by an evil spirit and went crazy. If I hadn't saved you in a hurry and delayed the treatment time, you would have gone crazy forever."

"Then tell me how you saved me?"

"I slapped you!"
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