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"The End of the Ninth Life of Hua Jing" movie set: Scene 291, Scene 1 - Madman Wu performs the Monkey King's drama.

Yu Jiahui's original intention was to be a fruit madman, smashing the fruit and causing bad breath to come out. He did not expect to be a martial arts madman who attacks people, so he did not dare to hurt anyone. He just swung it around with a stick, knocked it randomly, and fought with Wang

My sister-in-law was in a confrontation of scolding and demonstration, but she did not behave excessively.

Just as he and the sister-in-law were advancing and retreating, and no one was seriously injured, a police car screamed and drove over.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Two policemen got out of the car. Bai Zhenzhen and the others felt greatly that the savior had arrived.

"What will happen if the police come? Can the law still punish a crazy martial artist?"

When Yu Jiahui hurt people with his stick, he had already thought of a countermeasure. When the police arrived, he started to "perform":

At this moment, his stick turned into a golden hoop, and he waved it around in his hand, dancing and speaking plausibly:

"Monsters, where are you going! Here comes my old grandson! Take a stick from me first! Let me tell you monsters that my old grandson is the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!

I have traveled thousands of miles in a single somersault! My ancestral home is in Dongsheng China, and I was born from the immortal stone since the beginning of the world.

I think back then, I led a group of monkeys into the Water Curtain Cave and became the king of the monkeys, revered as the "Monkey King". Later, I learned skills from Master Subhuti through thousands of mountains and rivers, and I got the name - Sun Wukong. I will meet the earth evil spirit.

Count seventy-two transformations, somersault clouds, immortality and other superb spells. Neither you, a demon, nor your male and female demons (referring to Yu Jiahui and Bai Zhenzhen) can escape my fiery eyes."

He played with the golden hoop for a while, then pointed it at the onlookers, imitating Sun Wukong's monkey behavior, scratching the back of his hands, jumping on his feet, and said with a smile:

"Haha~ Hey, you ordinary people, with your naked eyes, how do you know how powerful this is? How much money have you deceived by these goblins?"

He pointed at the watermelon that had been smashed to pieces and said harshly:

"What you see is a watermelon. In my eyes, this is a skeleton. This one is a stone, that one is a frog, and what is even more terrifying is the crispy pear, which is a toad.

,besides......"

The two policemen saw that the homeless man was still circling the fruit stand, talking about how various fruits were made. They shook their heads and said to the onlookers:

"Let it go! Let it all go - it's just a lunatic. Fortunately, there are no casualties. We need to do some investigation. Let everyone do their own thing! Don't block the traffic."

After being dispersed by the police comrades, everyone dispersed as if they were watching a good show. They were still praising him for pretending to be a monkey brother. Some even guessed that he was a martial arts actor and must have pretended to be a senior brother on the stage.

...

They watched Madman Wu perform the Brother Monkey show with amusement, completely ignoring the losses and gloomy mood of the two fruit stall owners.

Most of the crowd dispersed. The two police officers saw that the madman was now competing with various fruits, and the harm was no longer serious, so they could relax their vigilance. They called the victims - the two stall owners.

, first asked if they had been personally attacked, then checked the losses of the two stalls, took notes on the basic information and contact information of the stall owners, and finally informed them:

"According to Article 13 of my country's "Public Security Management Punishment Law": Mental patients who violate public security management when they are unable to identify or control their own behavior shall not be punished, but their guardians shall be ordered to strictly monitor and treat them. Intermittent Mental patients who violate public security management when they are mentally healthy should be punished."

"We are now going to investigate him. Is he a local? Does he have any relatives or guardians? If there are any clues, we will inform you as soon as possible. If we contact his family members, we will order them to pay for your losses.

Make reparations!”

After hearing this, Mrs. Wang curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly:

"Listening to what you said, if we can't find his family, we will consider ourselves unlucky for the loss, right?"

"It's a good thing your head didn't end up like a watermelon!"

The two police officers explained in a calm tone:

"Fortunately, none of our personnel were injured. This is the best situation. We have all seen the economic losses, and we are very sympathetic to your experience. In response to these situations, our police station has set up a small subsidy fund with each person's donation. We will support you

To compensate for the losses. Just close the stall early today and go home to rest! As long as there are people around, you can earn back anything!"

After hearing this, Mrs. Wang and Bai Zhenzhen said very gratefully:

"Thank you two police officers, you are really good servants of the people!"

Later, when the police asked the merchants and residents here, they all said that they had never seen this madman with scars on his face and long hair. Bai Zhenzhen and Mrs. Wang said that they had been setting up stalls in this area and had never seen such a madman.

people.

While the police were investigating the crowd around the fruit stall, Yu Jiahui had had enough trouble and was tired. He slumped down on the ground and rested, but he still did not stop saying the Sun Wukong mantra, instead of shouting: Goblin, where are you going?

!That is: Where is the master? He was kidnapped by the goblin again? He even shouted at the trash can: Idiot, where have you been eating secretly again? Your face is so big that I can’t see it...

In short, he was pretending to be crazy. He saw that the policemen were busy talking to them and no one noticed him. He got up, took a stick, and slowly retreated. As he retreated, he hit the roadside isolation with the stick.

He took the belt and shouted: Monster, monster, turned into piles of grass! Then he pointed at the tree and said:

"I know you. You are the white-bone spirit that I, Old Sun, fought against three times. How come you are so tall, so ugly, and have so many limbs? You look like a tree demon. Let's see how you turn into a human form. Go ahead.

Are you deceiving the master’s bodhisattva heart?”

He muttered as he walked, and walked faster and faster after walking far away, trotting all the way away from the place where he was acting mischievously and causing harm to others.

Sister-in-law Wang was alone and relied on this stall to make a living. She could never let go of her loss. Some people said: Sister-in-law Wang, just think of it as a waste of money to eliminate disaster!

She said: I don’t need to spend money to eliminate disasters. I have already suffered too many disasters to count. If I can’t overcome them, there is no need to do so...

"Look, he's running away, that damn lunatic!"

When Yu Jiahui left his crazy figure behind, Mrs. Wang was the first to notice that he had "sneaked away like crazy".

She pulled the policeman and said:

"Look, he ran away. I think he was pretending to be crazy to evade responsibility. You must find out his situation and give us victims an explanation. Otherwise, I will report to you tomorrow."

"The police have already lost money for us! Why bother..."

Seeing Mrs. Wang's reluctance, Bai Zhenzhen came over to persuade her and said:

"Sister-in-law Wang, we all think that we encountered a mad dog today. If we are bitten by a mad dog, we will consider ourselves unlucky! Are we going to bite the dog again? Besides, the police comrades promised to compensate us for some losses. They have already exhausted their benevolence and justice. We must be spared."
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