"Reincarnation: The Ninth Life of Hua Jingmo" movie set: Scene 31, Scene 1 - the long-haired version of "Big Talk".

Next, let’s see how the second female Yellow Emperor, Hesheng’s mother, skillfully dealt with Changmao and the others at No. 1, changing the “courtesy first, then the soldiers” to “courtesy first, then the courtesy, and continuing the courtesy”——

"I said it's long hair! Let's continue the story of Xu Shu entering Cao Ying!" He Sheng's mother said preparedly.

"Okay! In this No. 1 place - Huang Zi No., you are as noble as the 'Huang Di, the leader of the ancient Chinese tribal alliance and the co-leader of the Chinese nation in ancient China'! Whatever you say is what it is, and the three of us are just you.

I'm going to follow your lead!" At this moment, Changmao is as loyal as a dog. To put it in that sentence - loyalty opens the door to loyalty. Loyalty is at home.

"It's long hair! What you said made me drifting and swaying, my body kept flying upwards, and I could catch a handful of clouds with my hand! This bed of mine is no longer a bed, what should I call it--

The dragon collapses; my stool is not called a stool anymore, what should it be called - a dragon chair; haha, my feet are not mine anymore, they are soft and weak when I walk, I need someone to support me and carry them in an eight-carriage sedan chair.

He has become the Yellow Emperor!" He Sheng's mother said in high spirits while grabbing, pointing, patting and gesticulating with her hands, looking very lively!

"Auntie, oh, no - eldest sister! You really know how to make people laugh, just like that crosstalk actor on TV!"

"Aren't those who talk about cross talk all men?" He Sheng's mother rolled her eyes at him ungratefully, scolding him for not knowing how to flatter.

"Sister, how can you say that all crosstalk actors are men? Have you forgotten a great person? You will know after I teach you a lesson." After saying this, he went to his room to clean up.

Ichiban. It took about half a cup of tea to make a wonderful appearance——

Her long hair was tied into a ponytail with a red hairband. She was wearing a red T-shirt and tight black pants. If you look closely, you can see that her face came out of a noodle jar - melon white; her eyebrows were burned with paint.

Drawn out with matchsticks - melons are thin; his mouth ruined several pearl cherries - melons are red. He was standing there preparing for the performance mood!

He Sheng's mother stretched her neck and shouted at him: "Is this the makeup artist from the multiple skills you mentioned last time?"

"Yes, keep your eyes open and your ears clean, and watch carefully!" Changmao replied confidently.

As he spoke, Changmao straightened his collar, smoothed his hair, straightened his expression, and walked to the center of the living room in a swaying manner. He looked like a male actor in Peking Opera, holding his voice and imitating the women.

The voice shouted outward:

"Maids Xiaohong, Xiaoyu, where are you?"

"Yes, Miss, we will serve you at your side!" As he said, two maids, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, walked up. They were the only ones seen.

Holding up her orchid fingers, holding up her long skirt, carrying the teapot, and holding the teacup, she came in with quick little steps. The two of them walked to Hesheng's mother, put down their things, stood up straight with their legs, upper body upright, and stretched out their hands.

The fingers were clasped together in front of the left chest (the right hand pressed the left hand), the right leg was bent back, the knees were bent, and the head was lowered. The two of them brushed their hands together and said a solid blessing to Hesheng's mother in unison:

"Please greet me, Mrs. May you be blessed!"

"Oh, my God! I have lived for half my life and have become a noble character in a costume TV series. I am still a maid. Blessed. Should I say 'thank you' or 'Pingsheng'?"

Hesheng's mother clapped her hands, a chrysanthemum bloomed on her face, and her eyes narrowed into slits.

"You don't have to do anything, just give them a smile!" Changmao said with a smile.

"No, I want to reward you with some of my most precious things!"

The mouse's eyes were shining, he was looking forward to something so golden that the mouse couldn't chew it and the fire couldn't burn it.

"Come on, you three close your eyes and raise your arms." After just a few puffs, the mouse's nose was the first to soften.

"In my eyes, the most expensive thing is this liquid gold. A bottle costs more than eight million! If I use this money to marry you, you can marry eight! Each person will receive two and there will be two left, and each person will share three

It’s not enough, but it’s bothering me so much!” She complained while spraying.

The three people who sprayed perfume immediately started a sneeze party, sneezing, sneezing, sneezing... They spoke very actively and the discussion was lively!

When the meeting is over, the mouse, Changmao, brings tea and water to Mother Hesheng, and then stands on both sides!

Changmao saw that everything was ready and started the performance:

"Today, I'm going to perform my favorite show - the Changmao version of "On Ping Tiao"! First I will perform a Qiong Yao version of "On Ping Tiao", and the name is "Peng Deep, Teasing Meng Meng"."

The three spectators applauded and welcomed them!

A long-haired Hong Kong and Taiwan female voice sounded, and she said affectionately to a brother who was invisible to the audience: "Isn't this brother? Brother, please. I'm making fun of you, please don't argue with me, okay, okay!"

"He seemed to be grabbing someone's lapel or holding someone's hand, twisting and shaking!

He continued: "Brother, you said it, you said it clearly! Do you know, your eyes have betrayed your heart, but your eyebrows have betrayed your eyes!"

It made He Sheng’s mother laugh and squirt the tea!

"Next, I'm going to perform Jin Yong's version of Pengdou, which is called "The Legend of Stage Heroes: Praising Evil and Teasing Poison"!"

Changmao lowered his voice and spoke in a thick and bold Shaanxi dialect to an opponent invisible to the audience:

"Who do I (pronounce 'er') think I am? It turns out to be the head of the Ping Ke Gang, a hero with bad feet (pronounced 'jue')? That's right. Are you guys just some heretics?

Only those of us who are funny can be called martial arts heroes!"

After saying that, he geared up and got ready to go. First he made a move of golden rooster independence, then a falcon catching a rabbit, a cat catching mice, followed by a tiger pouncing on food, and an eagle spreading its wings. He was as light as flying, as heavy as thunder, and shaped like

Changhong. Each of his moves is a good example of his family background.

"Okay, okay! This is the martial arts master you mentioned in the multi-study skills. Your punches and kicks are precise and precise. It's awesome!" He Sheng's mother commented promptly.

"La la la... la la la... la la la la la..." Two big maids, Mouse and Rice, waved their handkerchiefs and came on the stage, dancing "Cheerleading" dynamically, which was very similar.

The cheerleading dance performed by all the long-legged beauties during halftime of the basketball game.

"Sister, this person doesn't even know how strong he is if he doesn't work hard! It's not that he has been locked up here for a long time and there are so many people taking over. I really don't know that I can act, make up, martial arts, and speak.

Those who know how to do things...are all forced and trained!" After Changmao said this, he poured himself a cup of tea and acted again.

"Finally, let's play a palace version of Peng Dou. It's called "The Secret History of Peng Dou"." The long-haired man walked solemnly and gracefully to the invisible emperor's husband, very carefully and extremely carefully.

Said with caution:

"See you, your majesty. May your majesty be blessed! I am your concubine."

Changmao took another step forward and said: "Are you talking about three-point teasing and seven-point support? Are you talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point support? Really, Your Majesty, is it true?

Is it the legendary three-point tease and seven-point compliment?"

Changmao spoke without panting or pausing, and kept saying with the energy of overwhelming Taishan: "Is it true, Your Majesty? Then, why is it called the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point support? Really?

Well, Your Majesty? Do you think it's fair to treat Concubine Dou like this? I'm tired of the intrigues in this deep palace, endless, endless, endless, endless..."

"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard!" He Sheng's mother burst into tears from laughter.

I saw Changmao's expression change again, and suddenly he said this: "The goddess and the tomboy, the goddess and the tomboy! I'm heartless and a group of boys are rushing around to fight with me!"

"Stop! No need to go on, I know who it is! If you go on, it will kill me in an instant - the IQ of He Sheng's mother. If I don't know who she is anymore, I will be so angry that the TV will not pay for my life, and I will be unjustly charged for electricity.

How can I afford my TV and electricity bills if I don't get rebates?" Hesheng's mother said a little excitedly.

"Isn't the show you performed in the most popular show at the Spring Festival Gala that year? That actress is so beautiful and lovable! Her eyes are big and round, and her face is also round. The most beautiful thing is that

Two round dimples. I think they are two laughter dimples. Her laughter dimples always seem to be filled with laughter, and then overflow, making the whole audience laugh. It is a vortex of laughter that can cause a big laugh.

!She is what people call Princess Nvdouji—Ling?”

"Jia Ling!" Mouse reminded quickly.

"Yes, this girl! On New Year's Eve that year, my son Hesheng came back before setting off fireworks, eating dumplings, and watching the Spring Festival Gala! I was so happy! I made him a big New Year table

Dinner includes braised chicken, steamed fish, braised pork..."

As soon as Da Mi saw her raising her fingers, she kept talking endlessly. He stepped forward and said hurriedly: "Sister, it's dinner time!"

...

"Have you seen Jia Ling's cross talk?"

"Seen!"

"That must be very exciting? I really want to see it!"

"I'll show you when I'm out. Ximen will ask."

"You also said that you wanted to take me to see Hengdian Film and Television City, saying that there is a house like Ximen Mansion there."

"I didn't forget, come one by one!"

"By the way, you haven't asked a question today?"
Chapter completed!