So, Jing Tian handed out a guild invitation to the other party without even asking. A few seconds later, the guild channel popped up a system prompt: "Welcome to the player [Smoke Ghost] to join the Qiyun Lost Snow Guild!"

It turns out that this is what is called fate!

There is already an unstable drunkard in the guild. Should there be an old smoke gun?

Is it fate that alcoholics meet smokers?

More importantly, do you agree that the other party may be a spy?

Should we use counter-espionage strategy?

"We welcome the smoke ghost to join the guild. It depends on your name, so you can enter the probation period without the test. Our guild only accepts elite players. If your operational awareness cannot keep up with the pace, you can only be a non-staff choreographer."

As the president, Jing Tian was the first to send a welcome speech, but this welcome speech was really sharp and you are not polite.

"Welcome uncle!"

Xiao Huo is here to welcome him.

The key is, is your newbie qualified to welcome others?

Could it be that I have been qualified for the current generation after entering the guild for one minute?

It's really a child's style!

Everyone understood that Jing Tian was making a spoof and just welcomed the smoke ghost in a formal manner. After all, maybe this person would be kicked out of the guild tomorrow.

However, I was really a middle-aged uncle. I heard him say calmly in his deep voice: "I am so old that I am fortunate to join our group. I am very honored."

As soon as the voice came out, Zhao Jiaxue was stunned. She was sure that she had heard this voice, but it seemed that she was not in line with the people she knew. So Zhao Jiaxue said in a tentative tone: "Uncle, can you be any film and television star?"

My thoughts are really jumping. As long as I have a sense of familiarity and are not an acquaintance I know, I must be a star!

"No, I used to open a company, but now the company has gone bankrupt and I have made some money to support my elderly care at home. However, when I get older, I always have insomnia and can't survive without finding something to do. All of them, I just played the Sky Dungeon. This game is very good for my taste. I like it very much, so I treat it as an elderly care career. I hope it can shine in the game and help everyone!"

Did the company go bankrupt and make some money?

A profiteer! A profiteer is definitely a profiteer like Nanlingxi!

These capitalists will not be in debt even when they go bankrupt. Instead, they make a lot of money to support their elderly care. It is really sad!

"Uncle, do you like smoking a lot?" the little mother asked in a girl's unique voice.

Everyone's hearts were full of dark lines: You are so handsome, calling him uncle?

You are the legendary Loli Yin Auntie, are you starting to cheat the old bacon?

"Smoothing, if you can't sleep, you can only smoke. Recently, you've been smoking a lot. You've burned several sets of VR devices while playing." The smoker sighed, but everyone couldn't hear that he had the meaning of repentance.

He is really a true smoker!

"Smoking is harmful to health, so it's better to quit bad habits, uncle! Why not, if you change to a bar, you can treat insomnia! Men are indeed vulgar, and you can't imagine this!"

Is this your turn?

Everyone's eyes were not good when they looked at the drunkard!

I really don’t know what alcoholics will think. Only pumping oil in love is harmful to health? Is alcoholism beneficial to health?

Maybe your physique is different, it is an alien alcoholic constitution, but you can't treat everyone as an alien, right?

"Uncle, you look very rich. VR equipment is very expensive. You actually have to burn several sets. You can't be a big boss, right? Should you find a small internet celebrity to give me a reward? Hehe, I am an internet celebrity! When we meet, everything is the power of internet celebrities!" Lin Yumian said casually.

While speaking, he didn't forget to swallow a large mouthful of water, as if the hunter had found the prey that had fallen into a trap and was preparing to cook kitchen utensils.

Are you having fun playing pigs and eating tigers?

Is the real rich man actually going to play the role of a miserable internet celebrity?

By the way, do you need someone to give you a reward?

"There is no intention to find an internet celebrity for the time being."

I'm going! I didn't have any plans for the time being, which means there will be something in the future?

The Jingtian feels like attracting a wolf into the house. It’s really: the flowers pass by, the leaves don’t touch the body, the buds bloom, and the dew knows how many flowers are.

How can a man withstand temptation? The key is that the temptation is not strong enough!

It seems that this boss is tired of watching the internet celebrity!

So, the plastic surgeon spoke: "It doesn't matter if you don't like the internet celebrity face. I can make her look the way you want, so that you can be satisfied with it, and the cost is easy to say."

It's so good to say you sister!

You can't have a plastic surgery for a million yuan?

If the requirements are higher, don’t be tens of millions?

It’s easy to say, but it’s hard for everyone to pay!

"Ah? Really no, I think she's pretty good now."

Have you ever seen Yu Mian? Such lies are so open-minded!

"Uncle, this is not OK. I wrote a poem for you. I'm talking about the young man's crazy, with the left shackles, the right horse whip, the oil seal protecting the body, and thousands of riders shook hundreds of floors." said passionately on January 31.

"Kick him!" the girls said in unison again.

"No, don't misunderstand, your sister, I'm talking about riding a thousand-mile horse! Don't misunderstand..."

"Uncle, how old are you?" The plastic surgeon asked this question for no reason.

"Foreign doctor, I'm 39."

The calm and unstable voice of the smoke ghost revealed a sense of vicissitudes.

"It's okay, if you don't spend money on plastic surgery for women, you have to take care of yourself, right? Are you wrinkles growing? It's okay, come to Korea to find me at any time, and I'll give you some of the latest anti-wrinkle needles, which are a mixture of botulinum toxin, placenta, and collagen, and the effect is very good. It's best to give you a thread-burning boost. As long as your face is not old, beauty is indispensable. In our Korea, anti-wrinkle needles are especially popular among uncles."

Plastic surgeons have been suffering from occupational diseases...

"Uh...you have to smoke when you play games?"

Jingtian is very concerned about this issue. After all, VR devices are full of malicious intentions to smokers. A smoker may be more difficult to compete with the game environment than a drunkard.

"I am old and can't concentrate if I don't smoke. The more important thing is, I always have insomnia, so I'm not in good spirits."

"Then you can try e-cigarettes. There is an electronic cigarette tailored for the game around the game. It doesn't affect the game when smoking, and it can also refresh the spirit. It is originally prepared for players who play the game. Also, you may be able to smoke in the game in the future, so you don't have to worry about it."

Jing Tian is really afraid that players will cause some scalding due to smoking with VR equipment. After all, he has burned several devices.

By the way, what the hell is smoking in the game?

"Is there any? I'll buy a set and give it a try."
Chapter completed!