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Chapter 1255 What's the point of bargaining with me

That’s right, life has turned into cute empty pets!

Wait...what is cute, it is obviously cruel!

Yes, it’s just cruel. These petite air pets actually launched a fierce attack on the players!

The disappointed players turned grief and anger into malice and quickly launched an effective counterattack. The players also perfectly used the spiritual concept of "Life is not satisfactory, and the Ming Dynasty farts", comforting everyone in the team and saying, "Kill, maybe you can explode the magic weapon after killing!"

"Yes, it's just like a pokemon. You have to beat them down first and then throw the recovered elf ball."

"By the way, no one explained what he did when he came to the ancient battlefield?"

"Idiot, the map is full of weapons, it must be a weapon that explodes!"

"A magical artifact can be obtained on one floor, and it depends on one's ability!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Get on!"

At the beginning, these players could easily deal with the cruel empty pet while talking.

But not long after, the players who were red-eyed and found that things were not as simple as they imagined. There were no empty pets here, and nothing was exploded!

"What the hell is this? Is it a leveling holy place? Why doesn't you fall off anything?"

"What is the purpose of fighting to the death? Are you really here to level up?"

"There is a big deal for experience. My experience slot is full. Is it too few to kill, and the explosion rate is relatively low?"

"The update speed of this air pet is too fast. If you die, it will turn into a piece of scrap copper and iron. Another air pet will emerge from the ground to reinforce. Damn it, this is the tomb of weapons, and it is a tomb of garbage. The broken copper and iron will break easily!"

"That's right, my blue bar is not enough, what should I do? Let's go back one after another! Let's browse the level later?"

Similar conversations were staged in most teams, except for the Qiyun Guild team, which had unique insights into the ancient battlefield.

"Brother Tian, ​​these artifacts really cannot be put into the backpack? Are we not stuck in the boss? Yes, it must be like this. We must first kill a certain number of empty pets, then summon the boss, and then block the boss, and have a complete destruction, so that we can easily get the artifacts!"

Yang Miaomiao looked at the giant magic weapon not far away, and she didn't know how many saliva had flowed in her heart.

The key is that only aliens can think of this, right?

Do you really think that Kicking Tiannongjing has the same special hobbies as you?

"Uh... you have asked this more than three times. You said that you will never lose equipment here. Why are you so addicted to weapons and unable to extricate yourself?"

"Then you can also get a little golden magic core! I can take it back and create my own weapons, which is more handy, and can also control the meow! It's so happy that everyone can explode dozens of magic core meows!"

"We all said that only the broken pages of ancient skill books have been exploded here, so don't be too greedy."

Jing Tian has no choice but to use this little alien. He is really a traitor. He should get hundreds of cans of pills each!

"I'm so stingy. The ancient skill book is going to explode. The golden weapon should be used as a cat! You can't discuss this kind of thing and discount it!"

Brother, do you really think I am the mastermind of the game?

What's the point of bargaining with me?

Do you blame me for not adding weapons to the ancient battlefield when I was writing copywriting planning?

I really can't wash it even if I jumped into the disinfectant that I had for 1984!

I was too lazy to pay attention to Yang Miaomiao's complaints, Jing Tian used the summoning technique on his own. What did he summon?

Then there is still a question?

Of course, it's calling my wife!

There is nothing in the world that can be enviable than summoning your wife?

That's right, a huge magic circle appeared on the ground the next second, and a huge time and space gate rose slowly from the magic circle. After the next breath, someone pushed the door out from the other end of the door. The one who was summoned was: the charming loli king Larfa.

"Come in accordance with the call, are you my husband?"

The naughty and lively voice of Lalfa broke the tranquility in front of him.

Sister, can you say it another way?

It seems like this is our first time meeting!

"NPC sister, you are here. Brother Tian said that there will be no golden weapons here. Tell me quickly, can you tell me? I think the ground is full of magical weapons, but we did not get the boss and we could not get the meow!"

Yang Miaomiao still did not give up on the idea of ​​bursting out a golden weapon, nor did she give up on the boss...

As expected, aliens are a disease!

"Golden weapon? Of course not. The highest quality weapon that explodes directly in the game is orange, which is unshakable. But..."

But what?

The five people's eyes were completely attracted by the words of Lalfa.

Is there any exception this time?

"However, some broken pages of ancient skill books can be revealed here."

"whispering sound!"

Everyone spoke in unison.

Jing Tian has told everyone about this matter countless times, okay?

"NPC sister, you can't shake some materials that we don't know? Are you an internal staff member? Shouldn't you be kicked to the sky and Nongjing dislike me? That's right, otherwise how could you be sent to be Brother Jing's wife? What a pitiful cold palace meow!"

Yang Miaomiao rolled her eyes at Lalfa at this time. What are the aliens and what are you thinking about?

What cold palace?

Do you think that Lalfa used to be the harem of the Tiannongjing?

This idea is terrifying!

"Hehe, you all know? This is an internal reference! How do you know? Could it be that you bought the staff? Your behavior is very despicable and shameless!"

Act, you continue acting!

Of course I'm here.

What is my identity, don't you know?

"Hehe, husband, you seem to be afraid of death?"

"Uh...what does it mean."

"Because the other three people you brought are all therapeutic professions."

Larfa glanced at the three of them [Plastic Surgery Doctor] [Pharmillion Emperor] [Little Mom]. Aren’t these three of them all Pastor Shennong and the Medical Buddha?

"You are right. This guy named Xiaotian Dog is extremely afraid of death and insists on pulling his mother over to be a coolie. It's so worrying. It's so unreasonable for him to suffer this when he is old. How can you be so unfilial to Xiaotian Dog?"

Do you think you are a national mother?

By the way, have you recognized your daughter-in-law so easily?

It's a joke too!

Sure enough, I am not your biological child, right?

Now I am so embarrassed to ask me to respect filial piety here. Do you want your old face?

"Thank you for your hard work. My husband is just an unfilial prodigal son. Why don't you bring others over? Is it a big deal to bother you?"

Mom?

Are you screaming so hot?

By the way, how do you know that I am an unfilial prodigal son?
Chapter completed!
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