Qiu Yi also wanted to laugh, but her phone rang without a look. She glanced at the number and saw that there was no name on it. She pressed it first and then watched the live broadcast.

"Lin Shuang is so cute. His expression when he saw his pants, I want to make it into an emoticon!"

"He must know what's inside, otherwise why wouldn't he be afraid at all? What if it's shit inside?"

"Even though I know, it's still fun. What's next?"

"It shouldn't be clothes."

The phone rang again. Qiu Yi looked at it and saw that it was still the same number. She hesitated and answered it. She didn't know if it was someone from the hospital or someone from the police station.

Calling me so late, could it be that the person is dead?

"Hello?"

"Is it Teacher Qiu??"

Parents of students?

"I am..." Qiu Yi relaxed her nerves.

On the computer.

"this...."

Lin Shuang made his move for the second time, with a solemn expression on his hand, and then took out a pair of underwear.

A pair of plain blue boxer briefs with dark flowers.

"I won't say much more about this,..."

Lin Shuang pulled it and said, "It's elastic. There's also a note here. No matter how big the hole is in your pants, I will always protect you... I love you..."

The barrage went crazy.

When I touched it for the third time.

"There's a big guy in there. It's a barrel..."

Taking out a five-pound bucket of Wufu peanut oil, Lin Shuang sighed and held it in his hand, smiling at the camera:

"What's going on? Is this sending back the oil I finally squeezed out? Where are the other five barrels?"

He hinted that he had lost six barrels of oil by losing weight, but he didn't express any preference.

But fans who love him will accept this.

Besides, the price of this oil is really cheap.

"I bought it. This is Lin Shuang's oil."

"It's disgusting, but I'll buy two barrels."

There is another similar bucket, and what comes out is a bucket of pure water.

Lin Shuang lifted oil with his left hand and water with his left hand: "When I was losing weight, I was sweating and losing oil at the same time. Seeing these two, I was really touched."

Who doesn’t drink water in summer?

Online barrage:

"Let's start a fitness live broadcast in the future. We will practice with you."

"Thinking about it is wonderful. Listening to the pair's gentle voices coupled with the devil's instructions, I can't help but think of the classic lyrics: You are so damn gentle, it makes my flesh ache and shed tears..."

"Shuangshuang, please stop telling me about working out and losing weight. Life is not easy anymore, okay?!"

"I've been doing bodybuilding, and I have a pretty girl as my coach, but after the devil's training, I just want her to shut up!"

"Fan?"

"How about male fans, too?"

"It's really good to lose weight, but I feel like living is boring after being abused too much..."

Netizens are now envious of Lin Shuang's figure and have various complaints about themselves.

"Excuse me, Lin Shuang. I almost left this beautiful world just to learn your handstand!"

A burst of haha ​​rushed past like a sea wave.

"Don't study recklessly. How many times have I said that what suits me may not suit you." Lin Shuang was also helpless, "This is all recorded. If something happens to someone, don't blame me."

He is very annoyed by this kind of thing. Some people are just good and don't learn from bad things, and some people are completely blind followers.

"By the way, let me emphasize to you that it is impossible to lose weight by just exercising without dieting. You can only get in shape, but dieting is not a hunger strike. You can treat the days as difficult times, think about the days of your ancestors, and then experience it for a month.

Two months,...what?”

Lin Shuang glanced at the screen: "Some people say that our ancestors were big landowners? Oh, do you still have land now? Thousands of hectares of fertile land? There really is such a big land, you can't get fat just patrolling the land every day, right?"

"Some people say that his ancestor had Emperor Ama, so I thought you made a typo in pinyin."

The barrage was full of hahaha.

Many people were urging him to touch the box again, curious about what it would be.

Especially for those companies that do implants, if Lin Shuang doesn't figure it out, the website won't link to them. All they want is curiosity.

Lin Shuang took out another mobile phone and looked at it: "The password is 7520, okay thank you, I will keep it well. I am very economical personally, and I can't bear to replace my old mobile phone. It's good to have it for free now. This is what I want

Reserve."

A package of soft stuff.

What came out was a pack of gummy treats.

"This thing, okay, do you think my teeth are too good? But gummies can reduce stress, and everyone knows that sugar can reduce stress, right? And chewing it is actually a good way to reduce stress."

Lin Shuang looked at it: "It says that this sugar is low-energy...sugar, low-energy sugar, and it also contains cellulose and chlorophyll.

Thank you, but I have to say that we humans cannot photosynthesize even if we eat chlorophyll. Why do some people think that you still have to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen?

Then you may live more tiredly, because there is much more oxygen in the air than carbon dioxide."

Then he reached out and took out a package, a set of electric toothbrush and toothpaste.

"You can have this. Let me tell you, you have to be serious about brushing your teeth. I don't know how to perform. Let's talk about it later. Take good care of your teeth. Dental care is very expensive, and good teeth are very good for your appearance. Have you ever thought about how to judge?

How good-looking a person is?"

"Actually, in the final analysis, it may be a sense of security. For example, it will not pose a threat to you. You can think about this. Why is it said that the same person looks better when he is clean than when he is dirty? Doesn't he have bacteria on his body when he is dirty?

?Afraid of being infected.”

"I touched a soft package. Is this food? It feels good."

Lin Shuang took out a soft bag from the box and stared at the boss, "What is this?"

Netizens went crazy because it was a pack of sanitary napkins.

"Wait a minute, why does anyone think I need this?"

Lin Shuang tore open the package, "Use it as a band-aid? To wipe sweat? Or for other purposes. Oh, by the way, when I was in military training in college, I heard that some people put this on the soles of their shoes. It is soft and absorbs foot sweat...

"

"I also heard that men also have menstrual periods, and their moods always fluctuate on certain days of each month. Well...but it seems that there is no need for this."

Lin Shuang looked at a piece of sanitary napkin repeatedly in front of the camera: "To be honest, if I were in a supermarket, I would never dare to stop in front of the shelf selling this thing."

"Shuangshuang, what you are holding is exactly the one I use!"

"Double pair, super long night use."

Lin Shuang seemed to have thought of something and looked at the camera: "Is it because I am running and you are afraid that I will hurt my feet?"

He raised his bare feet without using his hands and looked at them, then put a piece of sanitary napkin on the sole of his foot: "It's quite comfortable. If the sole of my foot is punctured by something, well, have I developed a market for boys? Post-it notes to stop bleeding and remove sweat.

?”

As he spoke, he reached out again and actually took out another pack of sanitary napkins, but they were from another brand.

"So what's going on? Are you asking me to choose one?"

Lin Shuang leaned closer to the camera: "Children make choices, I want them all because I have two feet!"

I don’t know how many people are busy taking screenshots at this moment. This angle is a bit like an evil smile, but it can really catch people’s hearts.

Snap!

Qiu Yi paused the live broadcast.

His expression was cold and his cell phone was open.

People inside kept talking:

"I have a friend whose cake shop opened half a year ago collapsed last year. He hired two pastry chefs and one clerk, and lost more than a thousand yuan every day. He couldn't transfer it even if he wanted to. He continued to open it and went there every day.

I spent money inside and outside, and spent more than 1 million on rent.

This situation is common among cake shops now. Why can't they transfer it? It's because there are too many transferred stores, and the cake market is dead. Now it's called zero transfer, which means you won't be given a penny, and you lose the shop and all the equipment.

Give it to me, the rent will be in vain, and give me the unused raw materials in the store. I recognize the membership card issued by your store.

My friend's membership card still has more than 100,000 yuan that has not been used up. The equipment adds up to more than 200,000 yuan. You can get back tens of thousands of yuan at most by disposing of the equipment. The rent of more than 100,000 yuan for half a year has been given to the landlord, and the decoration and

Soft furnishings are not included, which means the store will be transferred out for hundreds of thousands.

There are more than 20,000 people in two high-end communities, and there is an elementary school nearby. It is impossible to do this. The cake market is a big pit..."
Chapter completed!