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I ate rolled tofu with pickled vegetables, the emperor is not as good as me~

"Yes!" Cheng Duo, Guo Zihan, and Chen Feng, who had been trained to the point of being "bloody", helplessly saluted.

"This sanctimonious bastard!" This was Guo Zihan's inner cry at this moment.

When Yueying was being trained by senior management, she was at Yu Lijie's home in Dongxing Lane.

"You guys don't know about that battle? Damn it! A bunch of people appeared, as well as all kinds of light and heavy weapons. Maybe there are also small tactical nuclear weapons."

"Those electronic shackles are so thick, it's jaw-dropping!"

"Can you imagine? Even the cell is made of thick alloy! It's basically like the treatment of an SSS-level rift monster humanoid intelligent species..." On the sofa, an ordinary-looking man was spitting.

Talk big and talk big.

"Then you mean that the person who is in jail now is a monster or a raccoon dog?" The virtuous and beautiful woman on the sofa said in a surprised tone.

"Yes!" The plain-looking man, me, nodded proudly.

"Sure enough, my dear, you are the smartest!" Snow Girl, a pretty girl with long flowing white hair and a pair of blue eyes, happily cuddled up next to me.

"I always feel a little pitiful." Yu Lijie, a virtuous and beautiful woman, showed pity on her face.

"Okay, okay, just give me some spiritual power beads as a reward afterwards~" I looked indifferent. Originally, the spiritual power beads I made were rare and supreme treasures for monsters.

The reason why I dare to say this is because Yu Lijie already knows the identity of Xue'er, the intelligent humanoid monster of the Snowfall Crack.

So, how was it exposed?

I unconsciously looked at the cute snow beside me, clinging to me, and thought of that night when the temperature suddenly turned hot.

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"I ate pickles and rolled tofu. I, the emperor, am not as good as me~" I hummed in the kitchen, shaking my head, cutting the tofu into small pieces with a knife, and put it into the casserole where the pickles were stewed.

The salty aroma of pickles penetrates the nose along with the rolling hot air, making people feel relaxed and happy.

"Old Songtou, please dial it for me. Although this abacus is small, it is bigger than the head of Wang Ganju, the county magistrate!" I imitated the lines in the film and television series and muttered to myself.

"Don't worry, Mr. Wang, I've been confused for a long time!" As I said this, I laughed out loud like a lunatic.

The reason why I have this habit of entertaining myself is also due to my unhappy and tragic childhood experience.

Unwilling to give up, I searched for happiness through self-entertainment.

You should be your own parents and take good care of yourself. This is also an effective method that cannot be helped.

Lucky people are healed by childhood throughout their lives, and unfortunate people are healed by childhood throughout their lives. This saying is extremely reasonable.

"Then, let me have a taste~" Seeing the white tofu swaying among the pickles, I couldn't help it. As the saying goes, food, color, and sex are the same. The ancients did not deceive me.

"Hot, hot, hot!" However, I underestimated the extremely high temperature of the rolling tofu. Suddenly, my tongue and lips felt pain caused by the high temperature.

"..." However, the next second, my lips began to freeze. I finally understood what it means to have two heavens of ice and fire. At the same time, a delicate and pretty girl was already standing next to me.

cute girl.

The cute girl named Yuki-onna is holding out her chest and narrowing her eyes. It seems that she is waiting for my praise.

I depressedly pointed at my unconscious lips and signaled to the girl. However, the girl, thinking that I was complimenting her, lowered her head shyly and twisted her fingers nervously.

"What the hell! Will you kill someone if you do this?" I thought I was a fool, but suddenly remembered that I also had extraordinary abilities. So, I used the [acceptance of current situation] and [healing] skills to restore my mouth

As before, I unconsciously protested loudly to the snow girl Xue Fenfei.

[Accept the current situation] Collect the external energy package on your body and use it for your own use, which can remove the debuff on your body.

"Well, you are so cruel..." Xue Fenfei looked at me with tears in her eyes.

"I..." Because the other party also has another kind of cuteness that is not inferior to Xue'er, I am a little speechless. [Tell me! Did that girl Xue'er teach you something again?

]My heart was shouting loudly.

"Anyway, I am just a rift monster humanoid intelligent species, an existence that is despised and feared by you humans, wuwuwu..." Xue Fenfei, who was carrying me, covered his face with his hands.

"No, no...you know what I am..." I was a little at a loss, but what I didn't know was that the snow girl who seemed to be sobbing showed a naughty look under the cover of the palms of her hands.

"Crack, crack monster! Humanoid intelligent species..." However, what suddenly shocked me and Xue Fenfei, who was pretending to cry, was a slightly trembling voice coming from the kitchen door.

Xue Fenfei and I turned around with ugly expressions. Then, what caught our eyes was the pale Yu Lijie, and Xueer who was rubbing her temples and seemed to be saying "You are talking too loudly".

You know, Yu Lijie once suffered major psychological trauma. And her psychological trauma was caused by the rift monster.

I have repeatedly told Xue'er and Xue Fenfei to keep their true identities secret, but I didn't expect that Yu Lijie, who should have gone to sleep long ago, was actually still awake, and even heard the truth.

"Please, please listen to our explanation..." Xue Fenfei and I were both anxious and incoherent.

Then, we watched helplessly as Yu Lijie's whole body suddenly softened. Xue'er on the side quickly supported her.

Coma is a way for humans to escape severe mental stimulation.

"What should I do? It's all my fault." After Yu Lijie was settled, I, Xue'er, and Xue Fenfei sat on the sofa in the living room. After a long silence, Xue Fenfei looked sad and couldn't help but speak first.

Although Xue Fenfei is an inhumane person, in recent days, after getting along with Yu Lijie, the two seem to have developed a bond similar to that of an older sister and a younger sister. Therefore, Xue Fenfei is very concerned about the consequences of his identity being exposed.

of.

"You are not wrong. What was wrong was the crack monster. Now that something has happened, we can only choose to accept it. As your prospective man, it should be me who takes the responsibility." I pulled.

The hands that had passed through the snow were patting and comforting each other.

"Sister Fenfei, Brother Ping is right. Right now, what we should be thinking about is how to solve the current problem." Xue'er also leaned over and put her arms around Xue Fenfei's shoulders.
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