Chapter 267 Pretending to be a calf
Liu Duoduo and Situ Nian looked at the Demon Emperor with his hands on his hips and kept laughing, with confused expressions on their faces. Is there something wrong with this Naoren'er?
The Demon Emperor took the roasted sweet potato skins that Xiaoxiang had just bought and gave one to each of Liu Duoduo and Situ Nian. Then he pretended not to know each other and said shyly:
"Oh, what kind of sister-in-law and aunt? She's not married yet."
Liu Duoduo took a bite of the sweet potato skin and looked at the Demon Emperor while chewing, her mind filled with questions:
Is she not my sister-in-law? But she looks too similar, right? And her voice is almost exactly the same.
Can we say that she is my sister-in-law? How could my sister-in-law, who is such a lady, eat ten sweet potato skins just as I was thinking about the problem?
You still have chili pepper in the corner of your mouth!
Looking at Liu Duoduo's big eyes, the more he looked at her, the more he liked her. This sister-in-law is so smart!
Subconsciously, I wanted to reach out and pinch her face, but it didn't feel right to stretch it out in mid-air. They had just met and they were still strangers, so it was not good to touch her.
But when Liu Duoduo saw the stretched out hand and retracted it, she suddenly felt a sense of loss. It was as if a hundred claws were scratching her heart. I had prepared my face. What do you want to do if you don't pinch it? Really!
Then I suddenly came back to my senses, eh? What the hell is this looking forward to me? Am I familiar with her?
It's just that Situ Nian was a little smarter than Liu Duoduo at this time. After finishing the roasted sweet potato skin in his hand, he said naturally:
"Auntie, I want more~"
The Demon Emperor subconsciously wanted to hand it to her, but suddenly stopped!
Good guy, you little girl, you still want to trick me? Do you really think that my tens of thousands of years have been in vain?
So I pretended to be embarrassed again:
"Little girl, if you want to eat, my sister will give it to you, but you can't yell at anyone."
Liu Duoduo helped:
"It's just that this girl is ignorant. Sister-in-law, if you look at me, you will know that you will give it to me again, so I will never take the initiative to ask for it."
"That's right, look at how much your aunt is..."
Before he finished speaking, the air suddenly became very quiet.
The corners of Liu Duoduo's mouth gradually curved to 105 degrees, and Situ Nian also revealed two small tiger teeth.
However, the two people who thought they had exposed "Jiang Wan'er's" disguise suddenly saw the other party raising two fingers with a wicked smile.
Pa da ~
Eh? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?
Looking at the two girls with doubtful eyes, the Demon Emperor said hello:
"Hello everyone, what can I do?"
Liu Duoduo suddenly realized, yes, didn't she want to come over and chat with this person who looks very similar to her sister-in-law? What is she thinking about in her head every day? It's like her memory has been tampered with. I'm old.
, really old.
Situ Nian's reaction at this time was similar to Liu Duoduo's. Hey, at such a young age, it looks like he has Alzheimer's disease. But where did the sweet potato skin in my hand come from?
The Demon Emperor looked at the performance of the two and let out a sigh in his heart, little girl, fight with me? Do you know if I can cheat?
Liu Duoduo was the first to recover from her confusion:
"Hello, hello, excuse me for interrupting, we just thought you looked like someone we know, so we came over to say hello.
Xiao Nian, call someone."
Liu Duoduo rubbed Situ Nian with her foot, and the latter came back to his senses:
"Hello, aunt~"
The Demon Emperor was very pleased with this title in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to be shy:
"Oh, I'm not married yet, so don't scream."
When Liu Duoduo and Situ Nian heard this, they looked at each other. Why do they think this sentence is so familiar? Have they heard it somewhere?
When the Demon Emperor saw the performance of the two of them, he knew that the force just now was too weak, but it was not her fault. Once the force was too strong, these two little girls would turn into smart people who could only know what to do.
It’s a bit hard to explain.
However, what the Demon Emperor had not expected was that because of Situ Xiang's incident, Liu Bufan added a protective tactic to everyone. The Demon Emperor's move just now was too weak and the two attacks canceled each other out.
It immediately failed after a while.
So Liu Duoduo and Situ Nian looked at the Demon Emperor pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, and their mouths twitched.
I choose to turn a blind eye when I should cooperate with your performance?
…
At this time, in the bathroom of the shopping mall, Jiang Wan'er washed her face with cold water and felt much better.
But it didn't take long for that feeling to appear again.
If it was just a strange feeling before, now this feeling has become somewhat concrete. It is a call from the deepest part of the soul, as if calling the missing other half.
Moreover, some bizarre scenes began to appear in his mind. One of the scenes actually showed him standing in a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, ascending to the throne as countless believers knelt to see him off.
What's even more incredible is that I didn't feel any rejection of such a scene, and even looked back on it quite a bit.
The two consciousnesses in my belly are also extremely excited now.
"Sister, I, I, I..."
“Aba Aba??”
"Sister, you made fun of me again!"
"Nothing wrong! Brother!"
"Hmph, just go ahead and let dad beat you later!"
"Tch, don't forget, our father said at the beginning that he would train you to be a sissy."
Another consciousness was stunned again:
"You, you, you, I don't like you anymore!"
"I don't believe it!"
Perhaps because the consciousness activities of these two little cubs were too strong, the Demon Emperor, who was pretending to be a brat with Liu Duoduo and Situ Nian, suddenly felt a blood connection.
Chapter completed!