Chapter 318 A son-in-law's self-requirement
Situ Yang didn't know why everyone in the Old Liu family was so fond of bread machines, but Old Taishan had already spoken out, so he had to give it a thumbs up and take advantage of it:
"Going back to my father-in-law, I have watched a lot of dog fighting matches with you and Uncle Jiang these days. After my summary, my son-in-law thinks so. Look at that Chihuahua, with its hairy and fried dog, and its eyes as bright as fire.
The legs are not thick but have solid muscle outlines, the teeth are not long but are sparkling, the coat is not bright but extremely smooth, and the tail is not long but swings powerfully.
Based on appearance alone, this dog has the qualities of an emperor and the appearance of a king! Winning the championship should not be a big problem.
But then again, we still have an old saying, three cobblers are worth Zhuge Liang.
Although these three corgis look silly, they charge! All of them are very grumpy. The one with four eyes among them actually tripped his front leg because of his hind leg before he even came on stage.
, he forcibly removed all his legs, so in my opinion, this dog fighting match is like the three heroes fighting Lu Bu during the Three Kingdoms period. Although Lu Bu was strong, there was no such thing as a wheel battle.
To sum up, my son-in-law feels that the final result is a 50-50 split, which is quite satisfactory!"
Liu Yiqiu rolled his eyes at Situ Yang:
"Good guy, what you said is so clear and logical, people who don't know would think you are going to take the establishment test!
After talking to me so much, you end up saying 50/50? Doesn’t this mean you said nothing at all?
Okay, okay, I think you should use all these words on Xun'er, you really listen to your words as much as you listen to them."
Jiang Shanyue smiled and took a big sip of tea foam from Liu Bufan's filial purple-gold glazed fire-insulated teapot, and then said happily:
"In-laws, let's just say that your son-in-law is eloquent, right?
You obviously don't understand anything, but you can still talk about it without hesitation, regardless of whether it's useful or not. If you really meet someone who doesn't understand, you can really be fooled by him!
But his starting point is understandable: to please my father-in-law, don’t tremble."
Mr. Liu had such a bad temper that when he saw the two bad old men ganging up to bully his great-grandson-in-law, he rarely said much. As he got older, he began to enjoy the noisiness of his younger generation more and more.
And after coming to this Wuji Star, I found that the owner of a farmhouse in such a remote town, as an ordinary person, has the ability to transform energy. When it comes to the dragon group, he can be on the same level as Lao Tong. The old man is so interested in this.
Interest in this planet has increased to the extreme.
In particular, the concentration of spiritual energy in Wuji Star is orders of magnitude superior to that of Earth, and it is also mixed with something that has never been seen before, and the content of this thing is even more than the spiritual energy.
"Grandpa, drink tea."
Situ Yang's words interrupted the old man's thoughts:
"Xiaoyang."
"Grandpa, I'm here."
"How do you feel about traveling in the secular world these days? Are you still getting used to it?"
"Adapt, adapt, very adaptable. In fact, at first I thought it would be difficult to understand such a fancy world, but I didn't expect that after two dog fights, my father-in-law taught me everything."
The old man took a sip of tea, glanced at Liu Yiqiu in the front row, who was arm-in-arm with Lao Jiang, and shook his head:
"My grandson has loved to play since he was a child. Don't look at it now that he has the title of King of Hell, but in his heart he has nothing serious to do except walk the birds and play with the dogs."
Situ Yang quickly served the tea, but he couldn't answer this at all. The old man could say it, his mother-in-law could say it, and even his brothers-in-law and sister-in-law could say it, but he was the only one who couldn't mention it.
Don't say you can't mention it, you can't even nod your head to express your approval!
Otherwise, after finally gaining the approval of my father-in-law, I would have accidentally retreated to the point of: Xiaobi Zhaizi, believe it or not, I will beat you to death.
"Grandpa, uncle and cousin, why didn't they come with you?"
"You mean Xiao Qian and Mo Mo?
The two of them have a mission. Didn't they take away the old home of Wushen Dao some time ago? Now they are interrogating them with the monkey boy named Ye Liangliang.
Don't worry, Xiaofan is here, as long as they want to come, it's just a matter of words."
After the old man finished speaking, Situ Yang inexplicably felt the pressure from his brother-in-law again. During these days of getting along with his father-in-law, he learned that his father-in-law and mother-in-law were the kings of hell, occupying the positions of second and third in command in the underworld, while his brother-in-law was even regarded as the master of heaven.
The existence of licking dogs.
Fortunately, I didn't do anything to feel sorry for my wife. If I was slapped by my brother-in-law and then thrown into a frying pan by my father-in-law, who would I be talking to?
Liu Yiqiu and Jiang Shanyue watched "Three Heroes Fighting Lu Bu" with great interest. The dog fighting stage was now covered with dog hair flying everywhere.
"I'm telling you, in-laws, after watching so many dog fighting matches, I still think it's exciting to watch them in the underworld, and the host named Dou Niwan really talks a lot."
"My dear, if you say so, let's go to Dog Fighting Ridge in two days. Anyway, there are dog fighting competitions there every day. I'll say hello to Xiao Dou and ask him to guest host.
Just one sentence!"
"This won't affect your work, will it?"
"Work? To tell you the truth, Xiaochan and I's biggest job is to check in at work, and then take Black and White Wuchang or other ghosts and handsome men around to check on the clean government construction or go to Hei Ge and his brother-in-law to have a good time. Eat and drink, punch in after get off work, and the day is over.
It’s boring, there’s no end to the days like this, and I’m still getting all kinds of subsidies and subsidies, it’s boring, it’s so boring!”
The corner of Jiang Shanyue's mouth twitched, I would also like to have such a day!
Just as the family was enjoying themselves, a group of people suddenly broke into the farmhouse, and the leader of the gang shouted:
"Clear the place, clear the place! Second Young Master Zhao is here! Clear the place for me!"
Chapter completed!