Chapter 602 Traveling to the underworld to watch the trial (1)(1/2)
When Lao Liu heard this, he immediately hissed!
“What a guy! Seventeen wives!!!
Or do you want to waste yourself to death? This brother is simply a role model for us!"
Sensing the dangerous look behind him, Old Liu said calmly:
"But this is wrong! Seventeen wives! How many wolfberries do you have to eat every day to make up for it! Let him eat it all by himself. Isn't this a waste of resources?"
Jiang Wan'er put her hand on Lao Liu's lower back secretly:
"Husband, is this a waste of wolfberry?"
"Of course, even if you don't mention wasting wolfberry, it's quite a waste of money! How many dog skin plasters would it take to put it back on? So many dogs lost their lives because of him! It's simply unconscionable!"
"Hmph! I think you did it on purpose!"
Look at the couple flirting here, and the little girl next to her was forced to have a mouthful of dog food. I just came to watch the fun, why are you doing this?
After Teddy was forked, the trial continued.
I saw the judge in the hall looking at the tablet in his hand, and then swiping a few times with his finger. He originally wanted to see the information about the next soul to be tried, but unexpectedly a small movie was played in the lobby.
Just when everyone was confused, the judge quickly called the master on the side:
"As I get older, I just can't get used to this new product! I don't know which fool insists on doing electronic office work. Have you ever considered the feelings of veteran cadres?"
The master quickly helped his master to close the movie, but since he was also a veteran cadre, he directly pressed the close button on the projection screen.
Then the ghosts in the entire lobby were stunned. Seeing the erotic scene suspended in mid-air, the judge made a quick decision and dropped the tablet!
Damn him! His lifelong reputation was almost ruined by this little tablet!
Gan!
However, the judge has also seen people in strong winds and waves. The small accident did not have a great impact on his mentality. He took out another paper booklet, put on his reading glasses and read it, and then
Shoot Gavel!
"Bring up the next ghost!"
I saw two gangsters escorting a bald man who looked very honest up.
"Who is coming! Tell me your name!"
Listening to the judge's roar, this soul was so frightened that his whole body was trembling:
"Come back, sir, I have a conscience!"
"I haven't asked you who you are, so you don't have to answer! What's your name?"
"Little man Mei has a conscience!"
"Huh? Didn't you understand what I was saying? I asked you what your name is!"
My soul almost cried:
"Sir, this little one is Mei Liangliang!"
The judge's temper suddenly rose:
"It doesn't matter if your fucking tablet bullies me because I'm old, you are a bitch and you think I'm deaf!
Someone is coming!”
"exist!"
"First hit the twenty-big board again! Then I'll bring you in for questioning!"
After a burst of crackling sounds, the executioner walked up:
"Come back to me, sir, the fight is over."
I saw this soul kneeling down again, covering his butt that was about to be beaten into eight pieces.
"I ask you, what is your name!"
"Sir, the villain's name is Mei Liangliang! It's not his character, it's his name. The plum of plum blossoms is the conscience of a loser!"
When the judge heard this, he was a little embarrassed, but it didn't matter. If you hit someone wrong, you hit him wrong. Anyway, you are not the first one to be hit wrongly, and you will definitely not be the last one.
"Ahem, where are you from?"
"Return to your lord, people from the Chinese capital!"
"gender?"
"ah?"
"I'm going to ask you your gender on horseback! What a piece of shit you are!"
"Oh oh oh! Male! Male!"
"age."
"35."
"Profession."
"Internet Product Manager."
"oh?"
The judge became interested after hearing this answer, because although he had no use for these electronic things, he was still quite interested.
"Internet product manager?"
"Yes, yes, and he is also the Internet product manager of a major manufacturer!"
"What are your famous innovations?"
"This one isn't particularly famous, it's just an average job.
But just before I died, I came up with an invention that transcended the times!"
The judge became interested upon hearing this:
"Oh? An invention that spans the ages? Tell me about it."
I saw the bald soul straightening his back:
“Shake to see the ads!”
As soon as these words came out, not only the judge was stunned, but also Mr. and Mrs. Liu who were watching the fun were stunned.
So it turns out that this stupid thing was created by you, the idiot?
Fuck you! You really deserve to be called Mei Liang!
The judge resisted the urge to hit the person, knowing that the hands of older people will always shake a little more or less!
He didn’t know much about playing with electronic products, but now he has a shake to watch ads!
Just open a software and shake it, and it will wake up all the software, and it will also open a few more web pages for you!
The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the angrier I get, the more I think about it!
Finally the judge said angrily:
"No need for trial! Put this bitch in jail! Let him go through the eighteen levels of hell, and then he will enter the beastly realm forever!"
Maybe he felt that this sentence was not enough to relieve his anger, so the judge turned over from the table:
"No one is going to stop me! I want to challenge him to a duel!"
Upon seeing this, the master quickly ordered the policemen on the side to take the bald man down. If he really beat him in front of the public, it would not be good news about it!
After watching the bald man being forked, the judge remembered and asked:
"Master, how did this guy die?"
"Back to my lord, after the user found out his identity, he choked to death after being forced into the toilet by filling him with feces. However, the seducer said that he might have died from strangulation. When they arrived, the toilet was clean and there was nothing left!
What do you think of those perpetrators?"
"The perpetrator? Where is the perpetrator? This is a hero! Everyone will be given five years of life! Be careful with your words from now on, don't distinguish between good and bad!"
After the unscrupulous product manager was dealt with, the judge picked up the pamphlet and read it again.
"Bring up a soul!"
"yes!"
This time it was the couple who was brought up. They were trembling as soon as they entered the hall, and they knelt on the ground without daring to say a word.
Snapped!
The judge gave a slap in the face!
"Who is in the hall? Tell me your name!"
"Back to my lord, the villain, Queen Mei."
"Come back, sir, the little people are peerless."
To be continued...