Chapter 6 Enemy's Road is Narrow
No matter what, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and Zhu Houzhao understands this.
So he pinched his nose and prepared to pick up the smelly toilet.
But at this moment, a voice shouted from a distance: "Is Kuang Jinhua here?"
"Kuang Jinhua?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, and then he heard the woman respond.
Oh,: It turns out that the reincarnated mother-in-law is called Kuang Jinhua, and Zhu Houzhao figured out one more thing.
Zhu Houzhao was in a daze, and Kuang Jinhua suddenly pushed him to the bed, "Quickly, lie down on the bed for me, and no matter what the situation, don't say a word!"
Zhu Houzhao remembered that Zhu Yu was a very strict wife, so he could only get into the doghouse obediently.
As soon as Zhu Houzhao lay down on the bed, he heard someone rushing in from outside.
Then I heard Kuang Jinhua’s loud voice rising up: “Ah, it turns out it’s Brother Nitian. He went back to eat at the official’s house, and even wore a tiger skin. The ancestral graves of your Hu family are filled with smoke! "
"Look at what you said, Jinhua Concubine, isn't this just to make ends meet?" The man named Hu Nitian smiled awkwardly, and it was clear that the two people were acquaintances.
Then Kuang Jinhua shouted again: "Oh, I forgot to ask you what kind of wind brought you, Chief Hu, who is busy with everything, into our humble abode today!"
"I'm not an officer, I'm just a big-headed soldier. Don't make fun of me, Jinhua! I'm not here just to collect the poll tax!" The man named Hu Nitian said calmly.
"What, we need to levy a poll tax again?" Kuang Jinhua was obviously suffocated, and his tone was quite dissatisfied, "After the Manchu Tatars were overthrown, various warlords emerged one after another in the Republic of China, you guys The warlords not only seize territory and fight among themselves, but also take advantage of the people's wealth and levy exorbitant amounts of miscellaneous taxes."
"The Republic of China?" Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the bed, was excited. Now he asked another question. It turned out that the dynasty after his reincarnation was called the Republic of China, but what kind of dynasty was it? It was unheard of.
Then, as Zhu Houzhao expected, the man named Hu Nitian should have a very ugly face, "How can you blame me, Jinhua concubine? Let's just throw a small grain of sand into the sea like a sea below Governor Yuan. It’s hard to find Qiu Ba in the crowd. The superiors told us to go east but we don’t dare to go west. They asked us to beat the dogs but we didn’t dare to chase the chickens.”
Then Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the bed, heard Kuang Jinhua sigh: "Forget it, it's useless to complain to you. Tell me, how do you collect the head tax?"
"How else can we collect it?" Hu Nitian said, "The old rule is that last year, there were four heads, and each person received one Yuan Datou, which is a total of four Yuan Datou!"
"Yuan Datou?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned again. This should be the currency of this dynasty. I don't know if it is worth my Tongbao from the Ming Dynasty.
"Hey, hey, each person has one Yuan Datou, which is four Yuan Datou in total. Are you robbing? Do you think we ordinary people open a bank and the money can fall from the sky?" Kuang Jinhua shouted loudly.
Then he added: "Last year, the little girl's family had four heads, but unfortunately both her parents died of illness at the end of the year. The useless son-in-law Zhu Yu went to Qixia Mountain to collect firewood. He failed to collect firewood, but he fell to the ground and is now lying down. On the bed, with only air coming out and no air coming in, he is almost like a dead person, how can such a waste still be considered a human being?"
"What a naughty and vicious woman!" Zhu Houzhao, who was nestled in the quilt, was about to go crazy.
"Okay, let's just have two." Hu Nitian was also very helpless. As a fellow villager, you can't be a yellow dog for the rest of your life. What if one day you retire from the army and return to your hometown, and you will be separated from the fellow villagers. How can we meet again!
Hu Nitian took two pieces of Yuan Datou from Kuangjinhua and prepared to leave.
Suddenly, there was a burst of noisy footsteps at the door, and a large group of people poured in.
The leader shouted at Hu Nitian: "Hu Nitian, how is your head tax doing?"
Hu Nitian trotted up to him and said, "Report to the group, I am receiving the humble post!"
The person sitting in the group frowned, "Has this family been taxed yet?"
Hu Nitian said: "The collection is here! This family had four members last year, and two of them died at the end of the year, so this time we only collected money for two heads!"
When he heard that he only received money for two people, the member of the group was deeply dissatisfied, "Hu Nitian, Hu Nitian, I said you can't do things, so you can't do things. You can accept the four people like last year." Got it!"
Hu Nitian looked a little embarrassed: "Didn't I lose two people this year?"
Upon hearing this, the member of the group was very unhappy, and his voice could not help but raise an octave, "So what if we collect the previous year's figures? We won't make up for the less in the future!"
Kuang Jinhua didn't like hearing this anymore, and couldn't help but said: "More supplements and less supplements? When did your warlord army supplement more and less supplements? When did you eat the meat in your stomach, and has anyone ever seen it vomited out?" ?”
It was very unpleasant for the leader of the group to be robbed like this. He coughed dryly, "No matter what, as our Governor Yuan said, the money we collect is also taken from the people and used for the people."
As soon as she heard this, Kuang Jinhua got angry, "It's better to say it than to sing it! What a good Governor Yuan? What a good one who takes it from the people and uses it for the people? Don't think that we ordinary people don't know, you
In fact, the money that the warlords and armies plundered from the common people was either for free drinking and squandering, or it was used to purchase arms to fight the civil war, and the common people were being defrauded all over the place!"
"Okay, you dare to maliciously slander us. Governor Yuan is here. Someone, come here and catch this little bitch. Catch her!" The leader of the group yelled at the top of his lungs.
Then several tall and thick Qiu Ba behind her rushed towards Kuang Jinhua ferociously, and captured her in one fell swoop.
"You bandits are like beasts!" Kuang Jinhua scolded angrily.
"Okay, you little bitch, you dare to call us beasts, I'll beat you to death!"
Following the leader's order, there was the sound of "crackling" fists and kicks.
Kuang Jinhua struggled desperately because her hands were twisted behind her, but she couldn't break free. She couldn't help but shouted angrily: "Zhu Yu, you are a dead man, a useless man, just looking at your mother-in-law and letting others beat you! You are dead!"
It’s so thorough!”
"Zhu Yu?" The leader and several of his subordinates were stunned. There seemed to be no one else in the room!
Of course, Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the small bed in a remote corner of the house, heard these words. In such a situation where a mother-in-law is being bullied, there is no doubt that she will stand up as a man.
But the problem is that Kuang Jinhua had just told her to lie down on the bed and not to say a word no matter what the situation was. She was probably just afraid of causing trouble. Besides, Kuang Jinhua asked for help in this tone, and he didn't listen.
Very unpleasant,
It’s so helpless to see a woman like this on the stall! In the end, Mr. Zhu looked up at the quilt covering his head and let out a long sigh.
Zhu Houzhao had a fierce ideological struggle, but in the end he still chose the bed press.
However, he could not tolerate his inaction, so Kuang Jinhua started to curse again: "Zhu Yu, you are a dead thing wearing a man's skin, are you still not a man?"
This time Zhu Houzhao finally couldn't bear it any longer and jumped from the bed to the ground.
Zhu Houzhao's jump, although the height of the jump was only one meter, in Kuang Jinhua's view, it was a historic step forward. When had his man ever existed like a real man?
Everyone present was shocked.
Especially those Qiu Ba gang never expected that there was such a person hiding in the house.
After Zhu Houzhao jumped to the ground, he only looked at each other with the so-called group leader and was stunned.
Who is this person? Even if the skin and bones are removed, he can recognize it, Liu Jin!
What surprised Zhu Houzhao was that if this eunuch didn't do many evil things in his previous life and let the King of Hell go to the eighteenth level of hell and then be reincarnated as an animal, then why would he appear here?
And he also became the so-called tuanzuo. This tuanzuo seemed to be a big official in the Republic of China. So many people were at his command. I wonder if it was worth my defense during the Ming Dynasty?
Liu Jin was also shocked when he saw Zhu Houzhao.
It seems that this foolish king should have been reincarnated and became Zhu Yu, the male owner of this house. Now it’s good that the old and new accounts can be settled together.
"Liu Jin, let my mother-in-law go!" Zhu Houzhao shouted loudly to Liu Jin with a sad and angry look on his face.
"What? Me?" Liu Jin said with a smile, "You stupid king, this is the Republic of China, the monarchy has been abolished long ago, there is nothing wrong with me, please wake up! You should call me, do you understand? Let's talk about this life.
I am the leader of the Republic of China, and you are a commoner. Please be polite when you talk to me!"
Zhu Houzhao was startled, "Maybe the world is really like what this eunuch said. Besides, I also claimed to be someone from my previous life, so I don't mind mentioning it."
Chapter completed!