Chapter Seven LV Bear

I was sulking alone by the cave, while the old liar was tinkering with the alchemy furnace.

I can't help but sigh! Life is really unpredictable, the big intestine is wrapped around the small intestine.

Who would have thought that I would lose my nationality just by taking a bath?

My handsome face, I......

"Xuanming, the elixir has been refined. Come and take one. It can warm and tonify the internal organs and improve your cultivation."

I looked at the old liar in despair and said fiercely:

"Can you give me two pounds of arsenic?"

"I don't want to live anymore"

"Look at what you said. If you suffer such a setback, you will die. If you don't want to cry, come on, take the elixir. What if you can change back?"

The old liar handed me a pill the size of a glass ball.

I immediately smelled a refreshing fragrance, which instantly lifted my spirits. I couldn't help but look at the elixir. It was completely black, exuding a subtle luster, and was surrounded by a faint aura.

Looking at the elixir, I shook my head and said: "This elixir is a bit dark, so I won't take it. From now on, I will give up everything related to black."

"How can this be possible..."

The old liar hasn't finished speaking yet.

"Sudden"

A roar like thunder came...

Birds and beasts in the mountains are running around...

I also follow the reputation

"Fuck"

I saw a brown bear as big as a hill running towards us quickly. Visually, if it stood upright, it would be at least seven or eight meters tall. It has a pair of big scarlet eyes. It makes people scared just by looking at it. It has a cruelty.

The bloody fangs declare its royal power in this land, but this is nothing. What makes people most suspicious of life are the two big English letters on its chest: "l v"

"l v? Doesn't the brown bear only have one v?"

I didn't have time to think too much, so I jumped up and climbed up the big tree next to me. Because the matter was so urgent, I used both my hands and feet, and just said one word: "Climb with my life in"

The speed with which I escaped was unparalleled. To put it simply, it was as fast as lightning.

Soon enough, the brown bear ran to the campsite where the old liar and I were in the blink of an eye. Just as he was about to let out his thunderous roar again, he paused and looked up at me in the tree in confusion: "Alas.

Oh my god! What the hell? It’s so black.”

But at this time, I was even more shocked than it was

"Damn it! This bear can talk!"

"Did I hear wrongly?"

How is it possible that bears can actually speak human language? Impossible, I must have heard wrong, so I...

"Hey! You idiot, was it you who was talking just now?"

When the brown bear heard me talking to it, it looked relieved.

"Damn it, it turns out to be a person. Whose stinky socks did I think turned into semen? Come on, your teeth are pretty white, Minato!"

Oh my god, I was actually attacked by a bear, and the attack made me speechless...but it...it...doesn't follow martial ethics, and doesn't respond to insults, doesn't it know?

it.....

The old liar who has been standing nearby has a head full of black lines. His inner subtext is: "These two idiots don't have very high IQs."

"Hey, where are you? LV Xiong, you are quite fashionable!"

"Damn it! Why is there another person here?"

The old liar's shouts actually startled this idiot.

Lying on the tree, I freed up a hand to cover my face in shame and thought to myself: "Brother, just don't scare people with your eyes, okay?"

The brown bear, who was frightened by the old liar's roar, calmed down, regained his royal aura, pointed at the old liar and said: "Old man, let me tell you! Even if you look like Chow Yun-fat, I won't dare to eat you."

"You'd better take that stinky sock guy in the tree and get out of here. I'm in a good mood today so I can let you go. Get out of here before I change my mind."

"Damn it! Are you the one who smells the socks? Your whole family is the one who smells the socks."

What if I don't leave?

The old liar looked at the giant bear in front of him calmly, his tone full of disdain and ridicule.

"What? You won't leave? Aren't you afraid of me?"

The big brown bear was very proud at first, but what the old liar said was something it never expected.

Why don't you leave?

"You...you say it again"

"I said you are not only blind but also a little deaf."

"Well done, well done." I secretly gave the old liar a like on the tree.

Ah ah! I am so angry that I am so angry that I will give this bear a slap in the face.

I saw the big brown bear swinging its big claws like a shovel and smashing into the old liar with a roar...

I could really see it from the tree. If I slap him with this slap, the old liar will be completely beaten.

I have already prepared a song "Liang Liang" in my heart for the old liar...

But who knows, the old liar didn't even hide, and also punched a brown bear with hard steel...

"The night is getting cooler and the flowers are falling to the ground and turning into frost..." I sang with tears in my eyes, wanting to send the old liar off for the last time.

"Bang"

The two clashed so hard that I almost fell off the tree.

I saw the big brown bear flying straight out for more than ten meters like an arrow. Before it could land, the old liar appeared in a flash and punched it hard in the stomach...

"boom"

The earth trembled....

The brown bear smashed a big hole into the ground, motionless, and a lot of blood spilled around it...

"Damn it, my little brother and I were shocked. The master is so powerful and the master is so brave."

"Hahaha, but...Master, do you know? Brown bears are national second-level protected animals, you are breaking the law."

At this time, the old liar was also full of doubts, and muttered to himself: "Impossible, I just used a level of skill, can't I beat it to death directly?"

"What? A level of skill, master, don't brag! Do you want to say that you were killed by manslaughter? The world is inherently unfair... (Line from the movie Manslaughter)"

"Little Armboy, can you come down and talk? What are you shouting up there?"

Only then did I realize the sad fact that I couldn't get down...

Why is it so high? How did I climb up?

"Master, I can't go down..."

"It's okay, you can just jump down. I won't kill you. You absorbed the power of the medicine in the cauldron. Otherwise, why do you think you can climb so high?"

"Minato~!"

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and jump in...

Sure enough it's okay

As soon as I landed, I asked: "Master, what should we do with this lv bear? Should we destroy the body first to eliminate all traces? This silly boy is a national second-class protected animal!"

"Also protect animals. Have you ever seen a protected animal that can speak human language? It is a demon."

"Demon?"

No wonder, I have never seen a talking bear, uh...except Xiong Da and Xiong Er.

"It just so happens that we don't have many demon pills left in our treasure bag, so we can add some more."

"Don't underestimate this beast that has been trained to become a demon. Its whole body is full of treasures and can be used as medicine to make elixirs."

"Really? What about poop?"

"I'll give you poop directly to replenish your brain, damn! There's so much nonsense."

"Hey, don't I just want to ease the awkward atmosphere?"
Chapter completed!