Chapter 23: Digging a Grave
Chapter 23? Digging graves
Actually, this is how things are. At that time, I was moved by Xinru's mother and daughter and she burst into tears. I decided to ask the old scammers to help with treatment. Yes, I am a caring person. My love has no purpose or intention. I just want to help Xinru, because "I am a purely good person, a good person who never asks for rewards for good deeds. I am a good person who has separated from low-level fun.
Do you believe it? I don’t believe it anyway.
As soon as I entered the door, I heard the old liar and Xiao Lin talking about the action tonight. It turned out that the old liar wanted to catch the harming Apiao and the villager tonight.
As for the threat from the middle-aged Taoist priest today, the old liar explained this. He said: "After learning about Teacher Cang at noon today, he was depressed and even had the idea of suicide at some point. Fortunately, he found out when he was lying through his mobile phone to collect it. Yui Hatano and Maria Ozawa...... he pulled him back from the brink of death."
"If you want to talk about that middle-aged Taoist priest, in the words of the old liar, he is just a little kid, and he is not even as good as me in the Taoist business. As for how he can tell that Xiao Lin is a brown bear and our background, it is all told by the people behind him. He is just a melody, a small party dish."
"So in the face of the threat from the middle-aged Taoist priest, he didn't want to refute it, but he was too lazy to pay attention to him. Otherwise, the old liar would just have to punch him and not hit him, and he would be considered clean."
"The other thing is that Mr. Zheng, he is also very abnormal. Although he looks red, he is actually a dead person. The reason why he is still alive is because he has used certain evil techniques to force his life span. Humph! He will be backfired sooner or later and will end up never reborn."
"Master, since you have seen it all, what should we do next?" I asked
"Good question, in order to fully confirm my guess, do you need to go out and do something?"
"What's up?"
"I suspect that the bodies of the three people who died before were stolen, so I need you to open the coffin to check it out at night."
In this way, in order to treat Xinru's mother, I resolutely agreed.
The next task process is: determine the body, catch Apiao who is harming people, find out the village person, ask about the purpose of Boss Zheng and the middle-aged Taoist priest wanting to seize the land, and then find out the person behind the scenes to instruct him.
What I didn't expect was that the old liar had already analyzed the whole thing very well. He knew that he was making jokes on weekdays, but in fact he was meticulous.
"Master, I have an immature little question I want to ask," Xiao Lin asked after hearing the old liar's thoughts.
“Ask”
"Master, what happened in this village has nothing to do with us, why should we care? Let's hurry up and find people who can rebel, complete the sect's plan, and don't meddle in other people's business here." Xiao Lin said
"Bastard! What are you saying? We are practitioners of Taoism. Slaying demons and eliminating demons, upholding justice, and saving the people from water and fire are the basic principles of our school."
"Since we have encountered this, we have to take care of it to the end. If we don't even have this little love for the people, what else can we practice?"
"That's right, Xiao Lin, your ideological awareness needs to be improved! Look at our master's full of positive energy, how positive, how positive, how bright and sunny we can tell at a glance that he is a good comrade."
"Damn it, senior brother, let me forget it, the master teaches me, give me a few more words. Do you think I don't know what you think? You are afraid that Apiao, who is seeking life, will hurt Xinru, so you are so active in this matter. Otherwise, based on my understanding of you, you will have long been scattered and don't know where to go."
"Junior brother, have you never heard of it? Do you continue to do it if you see through it or not, and your friends can continue to do it? Do you know that you are so naked and shiny about my essence, and I have no face to know?"
"Okay, don't bite the dog here, Xuanming! It's going to be dark this day, and it's time for you to fulfill your promise."
Uh...this...
Can I ask my junior brother to accompany me?
No, he has other tasks.
"Uh...that master, why don't we listen to my junior brother's advice and don't worry about this matter."
I was kicked out of the door by an old liar, and I rubbed my butt and walked towards the back mountain cursingly.
As I walked, I thought, "I don't know if Xinru's mother has gone well. Will Xinru be very happy? Will she promise me to thank me? Will she reject me when I go back and confess my love to her? What is the name of our child? Hehe, I'm happy to think about it."
Seeing that the sky was completely dark and I came to the foot of the mountain, my heart couldn't help but be a little scared. I was not afraid of ghosts, because the old liar said that with my current physique and masculinity, ordinary ghosts would walk around me. What I was afraid of was someone suddenly appearing, and suddenly, scaring me again. That feeling was much more terrifying than seeing a ghost.
When I arrived at the cemetery, I started looking for a new cemetery. I found it in a while. I was a little overjoyed, but before I could be happy for more than three seconds, I discovered a sad fact that I forgot to bring a shovel.
What should I do? I will definitely laugh at me when I go back to pick up Xiao Lin and the old liar. If I don’t go back to pick it up, I can only dig it up with my hands. So I thought about it and finally decided to use my hands.
At first I was really not afraid, but what people fear most is to scare themselves, especially the more you stay in a terrifying place, the more you think of terrifying things. That's weird! In order not to scare yourself to death, I held off my distractions and passed the horror movies I've watched since I was a child... I went through my mind again. I was really afraid that I wouldn't die thoroughly enough! But I just couldn't help it. You said that this thing is so strange. The more you are afraid, the more you think about it, the more you think about it, the more you think about it, the more you think about it, and when you are afraid, it's like an affair, it's exciting!!!
Mom has a lot of trouble, I can't care about that much anymore. Taishang Laojun, Tathagata Buddha, and Maria Ozawa, bless me!
Hum? Maria Ozawa?
I can't care too much, do it! Thinking of this, I showed the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and I had to dig the soil when I made a move. Have you ever seen a puppy bury it after urinating? The working principle of my puppy is the same now, but it is buried, and I dig it.
I turned a blind eye to the matter outside the window and was only focused on digging small graves.
But just as I was fully focused on digging the soil, I heard a strange sound.
That is... the sound that the puppy can only make by scratching the door, which is the sound that constantly rubs against the wooden door with his fingernails.
"What's the situation? Where did the dog come from? Where did the door come from?"
I heard that the frequency of the sound was getting faster and faster. I mustered up the courage to look for the place where the sound was made and leaned over. It turned out to be the sound from the grave.
"In the grave? How can there be a sound in the grave?"
Just as I was puzzled, the sound of scratching the door turned into a sound of hitting the door, and it was very rhythmic.
"Bang, bang, bang"
"Is it because the corpse has a nightmare? Is it scared myself by dreaming of something terrible?"
Thinking of this, I smiled slightly, didn't care or be afraid... Just
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Help! It's a zombie!"
The one who has no life is running.
While running, I was thinking, your mother, Chen Xinru, I'm all for you. If I was eaten by this nightmare body, I won't allow you to remarry. If I'm not dead, you must compensate me for having twenty children.
Just after I walked out a few steps, I heard a "bang" sound behind me.
A middle-aged man in a shroud jumped out.
Seeing such a magical thing happening, I flashed and hid behind a tall grave, and trembledly poked out my head to observe the every move of the dead body.
To be honest, if I hadn't had fasted myself and had no food or drink, I would have had shit and pee in my pocket now.
As for me, I am so scared, why dare to look at the dead body? That's because I'm afraid that the dead body will come to me. If it really dares to come, I will pretend to be dead. I want to see that it can let me go because of the corpses.
What I imagined didn't happen. The dead body first looked around for a while and then made a puzzled expression.
"Your mother, are you sure you are a dead body? I think you don't seem to be dead? You can even be confused about this expression? I don't even know this expression."
I saw the dead bodies re-covering the coffin board scattered beside them on the coffin, and then......and a magical scene appeared again and again.
The corpse actually squatted down and began to dig the soil. His working principle was the same as a dog. The opposite of me, Nani, was he filling the soil?
"I really want to borrow it to have a shovel, but I don't."
After about twenty minutes, the dead body had restored the grave to its original appearance.
"It's much better than me."
He nodded with satisfaction
"I resisted the urge to come forward to question him if he was dead or not."
I watched him flash and disappear into the black night.
Chapter completed!