Chapter 59 Practice the exercises

After eating the barbecue, I touched my round belly and asked, "Master, are there any benefits to eating these monsters?"

"Of course, you can improve your cultivation and build bones."

"So good, alas! Master, we don't look like the settings in the game now. We will fight monsters first and upgrade them, and then find someone to pk after becoming a master. Isn't it too creative?"

"What creativity do you want? Even time travel novels will become stronger little by little? No one can eat a fat man in one bite. It's normal to wear the big pants as big as his butt."

"Also, from today I will teach you two martial arts."

Xiao Lin asked: "What is martial arts?"

"You can understand him as martial arts or combat skills. Don't be like you today, like you are fighting like a shrew, just pulling your hair and grabbing your chest. There is no structure at all, so it makes outsiders laugh at you."

I asked quickly: "Master, what are your martial arts secrets?"

"Hmph! Of course, that is a shocking and invincible martial arts secret technique."

"What is it? Take it out and take a look?"

Look at your anxious look, I will give it to you.

The old liar flipped through it casually, and a yellowed ancient book appeared in his hand. I couldn't wait to grab it. Xiao Lin also came to check it out, and saw that there were five big characters written on the writing, "Sunflower Book".

I was instantly relieved: "Master, are you sure our book is not pirated? I have watched similar secrets on TV, and those who have practiced this secrets will become particularly gentle when speaking, and their sexual orientation will change. The most important thing is what to do with Kun Kun, and it has been cut off?"

"Also, what's the difference between sunflowers and sunflowers?"

Seeing that my expression was strange, Xiao Lin carefully looked at the cover and said, "Senior Brother, what is it written on it? I only know the word "Sun", but I see why your expression is so strange? What's wrong? Have hemorrhoids been dealt with again?"

I was too lazy to pay attention to Xiao Lin, so I confirmed with the old liar again: "Master, have you read "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer"? There is also a martial arts that shocks ancient and modern times called "Sunflower Book". We are not the same as the one on TV, right?"

"And Kun Kun is so cute, why did he cut Kun Kun? Is it bad to pee while standing? Is it unhappy to be a man?"

At this time, Xiao Lin suddenly appeared inspiration and said, "Senior Brother, I understand. This secret book is called "Daily Sour and Sour" right?"

I had a black line: "Yes, you guessed it right, you practice with your master. You two must be very sour. Just don't take me. I'm not interested. I wish you two happiness."

The old liar saw that Xiao Lin and I became less and less involved, and snorted gently, and Xiao Lin and I immediately became quiet.

"I asked you two to be like normal people, why is it so hard to communicate with you? I will just complain about it when I take out something, and I will complain about it when I complain about it. I really don't understand why you like to complain so much. Do I need to sign you up to participate in the "Tucao Conference"?"

Xiao Lin and I still dare not speak out.

The old liar continued: "This secret book was left by our ancestor. The martial arts are extremely profound. It not only brings together martial arts, magic, soul power, etc. The supreme magical powers that are integrated together. Since our school started, no one has been able to practice this book to the realm of great success, so you must practice diligently and comprehend this book."

Xiao Lin asked: "Master, this secret book is so profound, then what level have you practiced?"

"This secret book has ten levels in total. I have only practiced to the fifth level for three hundred years."

I was surprised: "Is the fifth floor so powerful?"

You should know that whether it is the Black and White Imperman, the Scaleless Young Master, or the Tengu just now, the old liar has never seen them directly. This means that the old liar has never shown his true strength so far. It seems that this "Sunflower Book" is indeed not an ordinary person

I carefully took the treasure book and opened the first page with great trepidation. There were only eight big words on it, which read: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first...refining your body."

Damn, I was scared to death. It was my body refining, not self-confidence. It seemed that Kun Kun had saved it.

The old liar continued: "Your physique has been almost done, and your soul power has begun to show results, so now is the best time to practice "Sunflower Book""

"Also, I have recorded the process of your battle with Tengu today. You can see it yourself. They are all stupid and I can't bear to look at them."

The old liar handed us the treasure book and the mobile phone respectively, and turned around and left.

At that moment, I couldn't help but admire the old liar and felt a little surprised. Although I saw that the old liar was not in a good shape and was making jokes on the spot, in fact, every step we were going to take was clearly arranged by him. Looking at his slightly hunched back, my nose felt sore and I couldn't help asking: "Master, what are you doing?"

"I'll go and refine elixirs for you two. Also, Black and White Impermanence can know our movement trajectory, which means that he must have left a mark on us. I have to find a way to erase it, otherwise it will be very troublesome."

I was so angry that I was so angry when I said Hei and White Impermanence. You said that you two are also Yin Shuai from the Underworld. Why are you so willing to talk to your wife? You don’t have the ability to get the Earth Spirit Pearl and spread rumors everywhere. You are so shameless. You are not as good as that good old lady, do you!

"Senior brother, what are the techniques in our "Sunflower Book"? I don't know the words, so you have to teach me more at that time."

"And, senior brother, isn't sunflowers just melon seeds? Should we learn to eat melon seeds first? Isn't that too simple?"

I said with a smirk: "Don't worry, junior brother, I will teach you the exercises on the first page of the treasure book now."

"Okay, senior brother, please take a look at what is written on the first page?"

"You've read it. There are 8 words on it, which says: If you want to practice this skill, you must first castrate yourself, so you can decide for yourself."

Xiao Lin thought about it several times and asked: "Senior brother, what does it mean to castrate yourself first? What is castration?"

I originally wanted to tease Xiao Lin, but who knew that this stupidity didn't even know what it was to castrate himself, so how could I play it? So I could only change my strategy and say to Xiao Lin: "People are to slap yourself twice before practicing the treasure book. Only in this way can I better integrate and practice this treasure book."

I laughed in my heart, wanting to see if this stupid bear would be fooled.

Xiao Lin did not hesitate at all, and he slapped at me with two big mouths, and then said, "Senior Brother, I'll finish you, you practice first, I'll see how you integrate and how you can connect."

I covered my swollen face: "Your mom, Xiao Lin, you dare to hit your senior brother."

"Damn it, senior brother, I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid. I don't know other words, but I can recognize the last two words, those are the two words "Type Refining"

"Your mom, Xiao Lin, play with me"
Chapter completed!