Chapter 620 The Song of Psychosis
Soon, in full view of everyone, Yan He prepared a pack of garlic, a steamer, and a whole bucket of unsealed small buns, and placed them on the bedside table in a dazzling array.
During this period, Old Wei could only let Tianyi continue to suppress himself, looking at Yan and his slim back, and there was no way to help.
"Strange, there's such a big noise. Even the fool with a big nerve should wake up. Why is Tianyi still sleeping so hard?"
With a bold attitude, he gently touched Luo Tianyi's sleeping face with his fingers. Wei Cheng seriously doubted whether the girl was pretending to be asleep?
"Wuu...Xiaolongbao, bean paste bread, milk emperor sesame egg yolk bread~"
However, the next moment, the dream talk that came out of the girl's mouth interrupted Wei Cheng's suspicion.
He really slept to death!
Is this a dream about food?
Otherwise, I had just sat up and communicated with Xinhua and during the conversation with Yanhe, I had caused quite a lot of noise. As a result, Luo Tianyi had not woken up from her sleep. Don't dream of food...
"Okay, everything is ready!"
After a while, Yan He stopped his movements and the tabletop was filled with things, including rolls of toilet tissues, which were of unknown significance.
“…”
Seeing Yan He setting up the table in a neat manner and inserting three incense sticks, Wei Cheng couldn't help but complain: "Yan He, are you worshiping? We are asking people to get up, not worshiping our ancestors!"
Damn! After getting the toilet paper, even the dark paper started to be taken out!
If Yan He hadn't slapped his chest hard and made sure that this was a must-have item to awaken Luo Tianyi, Wei Cheng would have thought that Yan He would be going to pass on it!
"Don't talk! Old Wei, just watch it obediently." However, after setting up the altar and burning incense, Yan He was contrary to his usual gentle personality. He first glared at Wei Cheng fiercely, like a furry lion.
Wei Cheng: "…"
Mmp, just a reminder, why are you so fierce?
...And, my god! Yanhe, when will you change your clothes? At least you can prepare me for some mentality!
I saw a yin and yang talisman slowly unfolding. Yan He was wearing no longer the usual shorts, but a black and white costume with Tai Chi patterns everywhere. It was also a new set of clothes designed by a man named Yi who did not want to be named in the song "Mr. Yin and Yang".
I have to say that at this time, Yan He is still very shocking in wearing this outfit, but for Wei Cheng, who is used to seeing long legs, he is a little uncomfortable.
Seeing this, Yan He first gave Wei Cheng an apologetic look, then waved the whisk in his hand, turned on the player, and started playing a new song.
When the incense was released, the burning incense swayed, and suddenly there were gusts of strange wind blew up the whole room, amplifying the volume in the girl's mouth dozens of times, turning it into an external mode.
And a strange scene happened here.
Luo Tianyi, who was originally lying on Lao Wei and had no movement before, slowly supported himself up, twisted his neck stiffly like a puppet, and took the lead in singing the inexplicable lyrics:
Luo Tianyi: "One day I was idle and had nothing to do, so I asked Yanhe to tell a joke. The guy opened his mouth and started laughing himself before he finished speaking~"
Yan He: "(Ye~ah) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yan He: "(Yaya) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The beginning was a normal melody, but it completely changed from the moment Yan He laughed.
After that, Wei Cheng could only remember... Luo Tianyi and Yan He, the two of them began to laugh wildly, and the laughter spread all over the world. Originally, it was limited to one room, but as the sky blue range spread, it spread throughout the house and even began to spread outside the mansion.
"Later we translated it and it turned into a Japanese joke!"
"Tell me to my friends, listen to them laugh..."
“(Ye~ah) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~”
The sound of 'hahaha...' was endless, especially magical and contagious. For a moment, all the staff in the entire mansion couldn't help laughing after listening to the suggestions and laughing with Luo Tianyi, and swayed with the melody.
After laughing, even a strange man's voice appeared, and the laughter spread throughout the square, making people shudder. The two danced together in the room, and there was a tendency to transform the entire street into a mental hospital...
Needless to say, this must be a prank that Luo Tianyi and Yan and the two of them wanted to do to themselves?
Unfortunately... it's not useless. Just after returning from the dark and sea of dreams, Wei Cheng's mind was already stronger than imagined. Even if the incident happened suddenly, he was just frightened by Luo Tianyi's turn of head like a zombie at the beginning. After a moment, his expression returned to normal. Listening to the infected laughter, he even had the urge to laugh together...
Wei Cheng almost started to laugh, but when he was hit by the smile, the riot of the soul lock in his body made Old Wei wake up instantly.
"You guys have enough!"
First, after wisely recording a piece of music, Wei Cheng had a dark face, each with a knife, forcibly stopped Luo Tianyi who was dancing on his body.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Lao Wei, what are you doing? Tianyi is singing happily!"
"Have you sung happily?"
After hearing Luo Tianyi's reply, Wei Cheng's face became darker.
If you ask you to sing with Yanhe, after a few minutes, someone will probably open the door to give you warmth. Do you call this a happy singing?
Even if you have to make some things in the underworld, you have to choose time to do it! Don’t they know what month it is recently?
Helplessly stroking his forehead, Wei Cheng looked at Yan He and said with a dark face: "I'm right... from the beginning, Tianyi was awake, right?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content behind! "If nothing happens, I will continue to sleep. After all, I can't use my qi and blood all day today, I want to sleep!"
Wei Cheng was tired and wanted to ask the name of the song just now, but when he saw Luo Tianyi's appearance as if she had just gotten out of the quilt and was dressed in disheveled clothes, his face turned red and he wrapped it back into the quilt.
"You are numb and excited when you sleep! You have been sleeping for so long, and you still have a yarn." Seeing that the matter had been exposed, Luo Tianyi simply snorted without hesitation and lifted Wei Cheng's quilt up.
"Are you poisonous? Just let it go and play poisonous songs, I'm too lazy to argue with you... But I'm a patient now!" Wei Cheng was displeased immediately, sat up from the bed, and protested strongly.
"Patient, haha...will you sing the song "The Song of the Crazy Son" just now with me and Yanhe?"
It turns out that the song just now was called "The Song of the Crazy"...
This idea floated through Wei Cheng's mind, but he soon returned to reality. He tried to grab his quilt, but because of his weak hands and feet, he could not catch Luo Tianyi who was running around in the room.
"Hmph~ Wei Cheng, Wei Cheng... Tian Yi hasn't forgotten. You told me before that as long as Tian Yi wins, he will help Tian Yi make a full meal of Manchu and Han. Since they are all restored, you can get out of bed and walk, why don't you hurry up and help Tian Yi make a sumptuous meal!"
"Tsk." Wei Cheng was shocked with dissatisfaction and said helplessly: "Tianyi, I said that I am a patient. Although I can get out of bed and walk, it is quite physically exhausting to have a full banquet. Now I can't do it at all!"
"Or...you think about it, how about you treat you to a big meal when I return from the Divine Mirror Trial?"
"Hmm~"
Faced with Wei Cheng's persuasion, Luo Tianyi tilted her head, looked cute, and then smiled and said, "This is what I say... It seems like I'm trying to force a woman to ask for a man, it's not very nice!
But ~ Lao Wei, don’t think that Tianyi doesn’t know. As a warrior who has made a contract with the singer, you can extract Tianyi’s voice and use it as your own power, right? Since there is no qi and blood, wouldn’t it be enough to draw my power? For the sake of the Manchu and Han banquet, Tianyi can endure this kind of thing a little!"
"Uh...I don't care, I'm going to sleep!"
What a joke!
When my brother uses that kind of power, his appearance will turn into a gray-haired beautiful girl, which is almost the same as Luo Tianyi. I also want to save face!
"I'm not the little demon fairy of Balala. If you ask me to change, you can change? I don't want to be face!"
After using the power of the prehistoric world, Wei Cheng finally snatched the quilt and wrapped it in it, as if he really didn't plan to come out.
"Hmph! I think you are the brother of Huo Wu who is ungrateful! Stop sleeping, get up and cook for Tianyi!"
Seeing Old Wei desperately resisting, Luo Tianyi was immediately unhappy. The light wings spread out behind her and directly teleported the quilt to somewhere, leaving Wei Cheng with no cloak to be held, and could only be exposed to the power of the two women.
"Gululu..."
At this moment, Luo Tianyi's belly still protested at the right time, causing the girl to raise her waist and look like lightning. She looked at Wei Cheng with a wolf-like tiger-like eyes, as if Old Wei was going to be the Manchu and Han chess, and she would swallow him alive.
"……(Afraid)"
Seeing Luo Tianyi showing a hungry wolf's eyes, Wei Cheng didn't care about his face, so he had to bite the bullet and get up from the bed, reluctantly summoning the mini Tianyi, activate the singer's resonance style, and become a female clothing boss with a horoscope braid.
Swipe Swipe Swipe Swipe
However, as soon as Wei Cheng finished transforming, he heard a series of shutter sounds sounding from his ears. Yan and the handheld camera captured the figure of Old Wei after he became a female clothing boss in all directions without any dead corners, making Wei Cheng, who was wearing a braid with a horoscope, look embarrassed, and he immediately had the urge to untie the singer's resonance.
"Okay! Old Wei, hurry up and help Tianyi cook! Tianyi is a singer after all, and she still has the energy to support you in making a meal. Just draw endless energy from me!"
Luo Tianyi slapped Wei Cheng, who was about the same height as him, with a lotus tongue and a tiger and wolf word that he spitted out almost made Wei Cheng fall to the ground.
By chance, the door was kicked open at this time. Xingchen and Le Zhengling, who had just entered the room, were stunned when they saw the scene in the room.
In Le Zhengling's eyes, the two Luo Tianyi were pulling and pulling on the bed, and Luo Tianyi herself just said the line "Getting endless energy". In an instant, Miss Ling imagined a lot of content that should not appear in this book...
"Old Wei, what are you doing!"
"Wow, Miss Ling, listen to me, these are all misunderstandings..."
"I didn't listen! I originally wanted to say that you were injured and came to express my condolences, but when I turned around, I saw that you were going to attack Tianyi? Let me, Le Zhengling, punish you on behalf of the moon!"
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Chapter completed!