Chapter 01 A safe journey(1/2)
Qin Yuelou dug the cigarette pot in the tobacco pipe, lit it with a fire stick and took a sip. The light blue smoke floated out. He touched his short hair of 300% and felt it was quite comfortable. He was not used to long hair.
The other clones have their own tasks. His task is related to funerals. They are not liked or disliked. As one of the clones of Qin Yuelou, what he developed is laziness, and in short, he is also afraid of trouble.
It is absolutely impossible to let him make trouble. He just plans to make a living and enter the old age to enjoy his old age.
But obviously this vision is difficult to realize. If this is a normal world of fairy tales, it would be OK, but there are old factors here, so he can only fish for a limited time.
He probably stopped and stopped, and he arrived at his destination.
"Babao Town, this place is good." Qin Yuelou looked at the town in front of him.
The town has beautiful mountains and rivers and is not small in size. If it is a warlord in troubled times, it is probably a "paradise" that cannot escape from the world and is not disturbed.
I can only say that it is not a warlord's troubled time.
Qin Yuelou probably walked around, took a look, and saw that there were a lot of people. On the contrary, there were quite a lot of people. There were restaurants and tailors, which could be considered a self-sufficient place.
After finding a coffin shop casually, Qin Yuelou stopped moving and walked in.
The shopkeeper of the coffin shop looked at Qin Yuelou and was a little confused at first because Qin Yuelou was full of eyes.
"I look good in this place. I'll give you two gold bars. How about giving me the land deed together?" Qin Yuelou yawned, took out ten gold bars and slapped them on the table.
The shopkeeper of the coffin shop looked at the gold bars.
"Sir, what do you mean?"
Qin Yuelou didn't say anything and took another shot.
"this···"
"Bang!"
"not enough?!"
"Smack!"
Qin Yuelou looked at the coffin shopkeeper who was stunned.
“Not enough?”
"Smack it!"
"Enough is enough." The shopkeeper woke up with a dream.
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Three days later, the coffin shop changed its name and the couplets were also changed.
Write on the left [Take a mouthful of true energy and drink the yellow spring water], and write on the right [Show three crazy songs to shake the Hall of Yama].
The name of the Coffin Store in Zhengzhong is called [Peace All the Way].
Qin Yuelou yawned, and didn't even have a symbolic sense of ritual. He went straight into the door. Fortunately, there were no people around here. Moreover, it was a coffin shop, but it was actually a charity farm. Generally speaking, any corpse in the town yamen was sent directly to the charity farm after the coroner had finished the autopsy. The coffin was buryed by the shopkeeper of the former shop and then buried it.
However, after Qin Yuelou came, he was dismissed everyone home, and he was the only one left.
This charity house is quite large, and once the people leave, they have finished cleaning up, and all the valuables and not worthwhile are divided, so this charity house is empty and there are not even corpses.
Only one coffin was left. Qin Yuelou looked at the coffin and then lay in.
"You have to have a good sleep when you open a new store." He thought so, holding the coffin lid with two fingers, and closing the coffin lid so casually, just as if it was blocked.
After sleeping for about a few hours, Qin Yuelou woke up slowly, and then he heard some sound in the coffin shop.
He took off his soul and looked at the coffin shop. It turned out that it was a big mouse, looking for oil in the coffin shop.
This big mouse is covered with oil and smooth fur, but it is not a gray-haired mouse. It is huge and has a orange-yellow fur color, which is slightly orange, and can be called a big orange.
Compared with it, ordinary domestic cats are small, as big as adult native dogs.
But he was not full of demonic energy, nor did he do anything. He looked like a strange mouse, but his eyes were quite spiritual, and his IQ was not low.
Qin Yuelou felt it was fun, and his soul returned to his body and pushed open the lid of the coffin easily.
"I want to steal oil?" Qin Yuelou asked the strange mouse.
The strange mouse bowed calmly, and the mouse's mouth kept squeaking, which was quite polite.
Although Qin Yuelou couldn't understand, he thought about it and walked out of the coffin, walked to the side of the strange rat, took out some rapeseed oil from the warehouse, put it in a small bowl, and placed it in front of the strange rat.
The mice have a very mixed diet and like to eat a lot. They eat almost everything they eat. They are sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy. But their favorite foods are grains, melon seeds, peanuts and oil frying. After all, mice also need to supplement fat and protein. The oil is fragrant and nutritious, and it also satisfys cravings, making it convenient to drink.
Qin Yuelou thinks that the principle of drinking oil by mice should be the same as that of people who like to drink happy water.
He carefully observed the big mouse. The big mouse was not dirty, but on the contrary, it was very clean. It was mainly covered with orange oil and smooth, and looked like the King of Gourmet Rat, so it was not very disgusting.
The orange-haired mouse drank the oil and squeaked around. It was probably because it was praising the fragrance of oil. Seeing this, Qin Yuelou took a bucket of rapeseed oil and gave it to the big mouse.
"I've given it to you. It's not easy to grow up so old. Don't be a monster and beaten to death. Take this barrel of oil and have a good rest. If it's not enough, you can come to me again." Qin Yuelou said generously.
He will definitely kill evil demons, but this kind of alien rat is really rare. It seems that he has not done anything bad. At most, he just secretly finds something to eat. It is okay if he doesn't become a monster. He can still kill people if he eats it. If he becomes a monster and hates humans, it will probably be a bloody storm.
So Qin Yuelou gave the big mouse a bucket of oil, hoping that the big mouse would not treat people as human beings for his own sake.
After eating, the big mouse was still savoring it, but he also looked at Qinyue Tower, and then it ran out.
Qin Yuelou didn't care about it, but just added some furniture to the house. After a while, the mouse ran over with a bone in his mouth. After throwing the bone in front of Qin Yuelou, he squatted in front of Qin Yuelou, his two forelimbs gestured, and his mouth was also squeaking.
Qin Yuelou picked up the bone and looked at it.
This bone has no vertebrae. It is composed of anterior arch, posterior arch and lateral ridge. It is called the atlas in the ring. It is also the first cervical vertebrae in the human body. It is just as dark as ink and extremely hard as it is. Qin Yuelou secretly estimated that even if he uses a hydraulic machine to press this cervical vertebrae, it will only be the hydraulic machine.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Where did you get this bone?" Qin Yuelou asked the big mouse.
The big mouse zhizhizhi, Qin Yuelou couldn't understand it, so he took out a syringe from the warehouse and quickly squirted at the big mouse.
The big mouse's eyes increased sharply, and then he bowed to thank him.
"Mr. Xie gave the mouse some luck." The big mouse was extremely respectful.
"Not hindrance, let's talk about where you got this bone." Qin Yuelou asked the big mouse.
"This matter has to start three days ago. A group of land walkers dug a tomb from Babao Mountain. I was curious and looked over, but most of them died in the tomb. I didn't see clearly. Many people were sucked in their bodies and their blood was not human-shaped. Only one person ran out, holding the bone in his hand, but he still died in front of the entrance of the tomb. However, he was still holding this bone in his hand. I thought that this bone could be like this, so I picked it up. Sir, your grace for the meal, the mouse could not repay you, so he could only exchange this bone for the grace for the meal." The big mouse said everything.
The Master of Dixing is one of the names of tomb robbers in this world. In addition, there are Taoist riding mountain, strong men in the ridge, magistrate of the gold, and the old ninth gate. In short, it is quite sewn. Qin Yuelou has also learned a little about it, but they are all just used as embellishments after dinner. If you want to be able, these people must have them, but when faced with some higher level of life, these people probably have no means of confrontation.
"You mean the tomb?" Qin Yuelou played with the black bones in his hand. I wonder if someone had been trampled over. The black bones had a round and smooth texture, as if they were covered with slurry.
"Yes, sir, are you going?" the big mouse asked Qin Yuelou.
"Go, why not? I just want to live a peaceful life in this town. I guess there is something bad in that tomb. What if it runs out, that's going to be?" Qin Yuelou said, muttering in his heart.
"The charity village, coffin shop, one-stop funerals, tombs, zombies... There may be more magic corpses in this world... I always feel that I can get all the elements of the zombie Taoist priest."
Even though he was joking, Qin Yuelou asked the location clearly and then calculated.
These days, he has been studying the "Buddha" book among the five books, and he can also be considered able to calculate. If he can cooperate with the knowledge of time, earth or astrology in the seventy-two changes of the Earth Evil, he will definitely be a calculating method.
I saw Qin Yuelou pinched the heavenly stems and earthly branches such as Zi, Chou, Yin, Mao, and other fingers with his left hand.
Although it seems mysterious when you count your fingers, it is actually just a method to calculate the heavenly stems and earthly branches, and it is also an introductory discipline in the book "Bu".
Divide your fingers into three sections, just fix the ten heavenly stems. When matching them with the twelve earthly branches, you need to read the earthly branches according to the knuckles. This way, you can quickly calculate the heavenly stems and earthly branches of the year and month of the year, and then calculate them with your fingers.
The mutual coordination between the ten heavenly stems and the twelve earthly branches generally requires paper and pen calculations. However, the ancients did not have the opportunity to use paper and pen when deciphering fortune-telling, so the calculations using paper and pen may not be impossible, but the calculations of the fingers are definitely pretending.
But any divination is not absolutely accurate, and the general direction is correct.
Generally speaking, simple things can be calculated as 80% of the total incident. If it is stolen, it is calculated whether the criminals, number, direction, and time to solve the case, but the amount recovered is not calculated, which is also considered a success.
Although it is true that this is true, it cannot resist some people being born to eat this bowl of rice.
And the person in Qin Yuelou is born to be able to eat this bowl of rice.
"It seems that you don't have to go directly. Everything inside ran out. Let me see where they are." Qin Yuelou walked behind his back with one hand, walked into the courtyard and strolled around, and calculated repeatedly with the other hand.
From time to time, I look up at the sky to measure the astrology, sometimes I sway my ears on the left and right, and sometimes I smell the tip of my nose.
"There are a bit too many things, but fortunately there is no big problem." Qin Yuelou thought so, so he took out six metal skeletons from the warehouse. Each joint was hydraulically driven, and there were scarlet electronic eyes in his eye sockets, and the words [Babo] were written on his forehead.
"Sir, what are you going to do?" The big mouse asked Qin Yuelou in confusion.
The big mouse looked at the bright silver frame that Qin Yuelou took out casually, and thought that Qin Yuelou might not be a good person, but he didn't look like a bad person.
"Of course, I brought the mummies you mentioned to me. These mummies have already run out. Fortunately, the moving speed is very slow and I will not be able to reach the town for a while." Qin Yuelou said, and then turned on the switch for the lords and others.
The lords twisted their heads and glanced at Qin Yuelou.
"You go there, you go there, you go there, you go there... If you see humanoid creatures that don't look like humans, bring them back." Qin Yuelou said while counting, and after he felt at ease, he sent these Babos out.
After that, he yawned and took out a lot of Babos to decorate and renovate his current residence.
Fortunately, this charity village is far away from the town, otherwise it would definitely disturb the people at this time.
"It's okay if you want to live in me, but you can't learn something from me, but you can't practice blood food, and you can't bully good and harm innocent people. Do you know?" Qin Yuelou said to the big mouse.
The big mouse nodded repeatedly, his eyes full of respect.
Qin Yuelou looked at the big mouse and thought for a while: "Your hair looks like a golden retriever, so why not just call Master Jin Ba."
"Mr. Xie gave him the name." Master Jinba bowed to thank him again, extremely respectful.
"Don't thank me, I just have to find someone to chat, otherwise it would be too boring." Qin Yuelou glanced at Master Jinba.
To be continued...