"Besides playing games and messing around, what else do you do?" My mother's saliva spurted out and fell on Zhang Han's face, as if he had washed his face, and he could still smell the dumplings at noon.

The taste of leek filling.

"Mom, I'm the only man in the family! Can't you give me a little freedom?" Zhang Han replied helplessly.

A middle-aged man in the corner of the room slowly stood up: "Xiaohan, I think it's very unfair to me, dad, for you to talk like this...!"

"Unfair? Xiaohan said it wrong? Are you considered a man? Besides, are we discussing your problem now? Sit down for me!" My mother turned on the vixen state, and the small universe she radiated completely suppressed the father in the corner.

So, Dad re-entered the state of squatting in the corner.

The mother glanced at the father and son and continued to yell: "I want you to study hard." After saying that, she looked at the father: "I want you to urge him to study hard! You two are good, you are studying "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" for me.

Is it meaningful for father and son to play games together while I am away? Can they get into a good university?"

"Damn it, this is just one of Xiaohan's hobbies. Don't kill your child's hobby... well, just pretend I didn't say anything." Dad hesitated to speak, just because those ferocious eyes were looking fiercely at him.

Staring at himself.

Zhang Han was helpless and sighed: "If everything goes according to your wishes, I would rather not study anymore!"

Mom couldn’t believe what she heard: “Repeat it to me!”

Zhang Han took a deep breath, as if he had made a big decision. Yes, his mother was the person he had been most afraid of since he was a child. Her height in his heart was like that person in World of Warcraft that you have opened up wasteland countless times but still can't let go.

The same as the fallen boss.

"I said, I would rather not..." Before Zhang Han could finish his words, he felt a sudden burning sensation on his face!

Of course, this was a slap from the sky, but the damage value contained in this move was obviously beyond the standard! Zhang Han only felt a burning pain followed by a strong dizziness, and a row of words seemed to appear in his head

——She used up all her MP with this slap!

"Holy shit, Mom, you're going to kill me!" Zhang Han continued to remember this sentence after he thought about it, and then he didn't remember anything.

…

A hint of coolness swept across my back, and a feeling of imbalance suddenly spread from all sides of my body!

Before Zhang Han could even open his eyes, he grabbed whatever he could with his hands!

Finally, it’s stable!

Zhang Han opened his eyes wide and looked around carefully. The sight in front of him was jaw-dropping!

The floor paved with fine white jade shines with a warm light, and the phoenix spreads its wings on the eaves carved from sandalwood, as if this is the interior of a palace!

Zhang Han rubbed his eyes vigorously, and saw that the sandalwood beams on the top of the hall were made of sandalwood, the crystal jade was used as lamps, pearls were used as curtains, and gold and silver were used as pillar foundations. Such poor workmanship was so beautiful that Zhang Han opened his mouth wide and was completely stunned for a moment.

I couldn't believe what I saw!

After being stunned for a while, Zhang Han finally discovered that he was actually holding the beam under the ceiling in the palace! It turned out that the unbalanced feeling he had just now was caused by almost falling! Thinking of this, Zhang Han couldn't help but break into a cold sweat.

If you fall from this height, you will have to play "Plants vs. Zombies" for the rest of your life.

Of course, I am a zombie in the grave, playing with the plants on the grave.

"Damn, it's not a problem to hang all the time. I have to find a way to get down! But it's too high!" After thinking for a while, Zhang Han shouted at the top of his voice: "Help! ~Help!"

"

After a while, the side door of the palace was pushed open, and two guys in ancient costumes rushed in. Zhang Han was so surprised that he forgot to continue calling for help.

"Xiao Lezi, did you hear that just now?" one of them asked angrily. The voice was so obscene that Zhang Han, who was standing on the beam, felt sick.

"I heard it! I heard it! It's so true! Xiao Yuzi, I heard that Wende Hall is unclean, and it seems to be true!" The other one's tone was more feminine, and Zhang Han felt that he could no longer hold it any longer.

Already.

After hearing this, Xiao Yuzi patted Xiao Lezi's shoulder hard: "You are looking for death! Are these words said by a person of my status? Don't you want your head? The emperor comes to Wende Hall every night, I'm afraid he doesn't want it.

It will be here in a moment, so we should get out of the way quickly to avoid being accused of being reckless in the emperor's palace!"

Xiao Lezi thought it made sense when he heard it: "That's right, let's go quickly!"

After speaking, the two of them looked around the so-called Wende Palace, and then quickly left with an extremely frightened look.

"Holy shit, what is this? I've traveled through time? At least tell me which dynasty this is? Also, why are other people's time travel so popular? Why did I get slapped when I traveled through time? This is too much

The water is gone!" Zhang Han said to himself depressedly: "Wait a minute, what did these two lesbians just say about the emperor? Could it be that this is..."

Just as I was thinking of this, I heard a very loud voice outside the palace - Your Majesty!

The three-foot-wide continuous tiled door of Wende Hall slowly opened at the same time. Two rows of guards on the left and right entered quickly, but stopped when they reached the first stone pillar of the hall, and then lined up in a row, unusually neat.

Then, an extraordinary man wearing a dragon robe slowly walked in!

I saw this man with a majestic body and a majestic appearance. His eyes shot up to the cold stars, and his eyebrows were as thick as paint. He had a broad chest and a power that was difficult to defeat. On his head, he wore a purple gold crown with hair inlaid with jewels, and his eyebrows were tied with two

The dragon grabs pearls and smears his forehead with gold, wears a red robe with golden flowers, and is tied with a long tassel of colorful silk. He has deep black and gold eyes, an extraordinary handsome face, and every move and every move reveals the natural domineering power of an emperor. Look at it.

The wild charm is irresistible.

"Wow, you are so domineering! Could this be the emperor? He is really different! No wonder one person has to take care of a harem of three thousand people. If I were a girl, I would have fought my way into the palace!" Zhang Han

Thinking like this: "It seems that I have really traveled through time! Who is this emperor in front of me?"

I saw a man in a five-color floral robe, bending down and approaching the emperor, and said: "Your Majesty, I have something that has been on my mind for a long time. On the way from Yuxiao Palace to Wende Palace, I wanted to blurt it out several times, but I really didn't know how to explain it.

.”

The emperor said nothing, looked at the other people in the palace, waved his hands, and after a moment, everyone left, leaving only the five-color flower robes.

"Speaking" the emperor only mentioned one word, but he was extremely majestic. This is an innate ability, which is the result of long-term influence in the aristocratic environment.

"Your Majesty, the celestial phenomena in half of the territory of the Han Dynasty have been abnormal recently. I am afraid there is a sign from the sky!"

Zhang Han felt a little excited when he heard this: "Big Han? Could it be the Eastern Han Dynasty on the eve of the Three Kingdoms? Damn! That would be great. I didn't expect to be able to play a real-life version of the Three Kingdoms!" After thinking of this, Zhang Han felt something was wrong again.

: "Damn, what if it's the Western Han Dynasty..."

The emperor frowned and asked, "What's abnormal?"

The five-colored flower robe replied in a strange tone: "There was a heavy thunder and rain, plus hail, which stopped at midnight and destroyed countless houses. There was an earthquake in Zhongzhou; the sea water overflowed, and all the coastal residents were swept into the sea by the big waves. The hen turned into a male, and

The shores of Wuyuan Mountain are all broken apart. All kinds of ominous things are not just limited to one end."

"Oh my God, these ancients are ancients! The level of classical Chinese is really high! But why does the content feel so familiar? It's very similar to the plot in the novel of the Three Kingdoms!" Zhang Han thought.

"What do you think, dear?" The emperor's tone at this moment was obviously not as majestic as before. It seems that the man in front of him wearing a colorful robe plays a very important role in the emperor's heart!

"I dare not speak out!" The man lowered his head and bowed his hands, showing his respect for the Lord in an instant!

Zhang Han was surprised: "Damn, you're a master! With just a slight movement, you flattered him perfectly! This official position is not something that just anyone can do!"

When the emperor saw this, of course he stretched out his hands to block the man's courtesy: "Father, why is this? I have only achieved what I have today with your guidance and help since I was a child. If you have something to say, it's okay to say it!"

"Ah...Father?" Zhang Han was puzzled.

The two people in the palace were still going on. After receiving the emperor's permission, the father of the five-colored flower robe immediately said seriously: "This is a sign of great evil, and the female chicken has turned into a male, which means that women are interfering in politics!"

After hearing this, the emperor couldn't help but trembled and stomped a few steps with his hands behind his back.

Seeing the emperor's hesitation, the man hurriedly chased after him and continued: "Over the past thousands of years, when have women been able to intervene in such important affairs in the court? Furthermore, how can women understand such important events in the world? They only know how to marry and attach themselves to the nobles.

They only care about supporting their relatives! Your Majesty, do you still want to allow General He Jin to continue to commit crimes?"

Hearing this, the emperor frowned!

In short, judging from the current situation, Zhang Han judged that the emperor's situation was quite bad, but his own situation was even worse! Because he had been holding the beam for a long time, his hands really couldn't support it.

Carefully, a long piece of white silk hanging from the beam fell down!

"Bang!" The hard landing sound reminded Zhang Han that he probably had a broken bone, but at this moment Zhang Han strangely found that there was no pain in his whole body! And what surprised him even more was...
Chapter completed!