But he said Han Bei Yu Fei went to see the governor together.

The governor sat in the hall, looked at the four people in front of him, and then looked at Liu Bei and said: "You are a fair scholar, but you have three strange heads? Can you defeat the Yellow Turban dozens of times?"

Liu Bei was about to speak, but Zhang Han stopped and stepped forward: "My lord, let's not talk about whether we can defeat the Yellow Turbans. Why are my two brothers and I so weird? Okay, I'll take a step back. How can I

Is it just weird?"

Guan and Zhang echoed softly: "Bingliang, you are so interesting. If you were asked about your appearance and auditioned, you would definitely die miserably in the first round! You actually look down on us!"

Zhang Han was completely too lazy to pay attention to these two idiots, and looked straight at the governor with firm eyes!

But he saw the governor sipping his tea and replied: "You don't even dare to mention the matter of defeating the enemy? You just brought me into the topic of appearance. What else is there than a guilty conscience? I said, Liu Bei! I heard someone say before that you are pretending to be a relative of the emperor.

, said he was the emperor’s uncle! I’ll go. If you are the emperor’s uncle, I will be the emperor’s father!”

Liu Bei jumped up and came to the governor: "Nah, that, that, that! No one forced you to say it! You said it yourself! How dare you pretend to be the father of today's son, that is, the emperor! My sister's

, Aren’t you afraid of killing the nine tribes?”

Xiaoliu tugged on Zhang Han's sleeve: "Brother Xuande is so powerful when he frames people!"

Zhang Han replied: "Everything in the world always has one or two special moves."

The supervisor was at a loss for words and didn't know how to respond, so he had to avoid the topic for the time being: "Some people reported that you, as civil servants, took the lead in spreading filthy thoughts and made dozens of sows pregnant in the village!"

Just as the governor finished speaking, Liu Bei replied fiercely: "It's all rumors! Of course, it could be you, sir!"

The governor said easily: "Perhaps it was your subordinates who did it. Why are you so nervous?"

Liu Bei replied: "I still know the character of my brothers! That's right! They are indeed lonely, lonely, and cold! They even forget their true gender sometimes! But they are completely healthy in terms of sexual orientation and sex.

It’s also environmentally friendly and contains absolutely no prohibited content!”

Brother, what you are talking about is already banned, okay? Zhang Han thought. But when he saw Guan Guan, Feifei burst into tears: "Brother understands us like this, I am so touched!"

"Holy crap! My logic is shattered on the floor? This is so touching!" Zhang Han said.

The governor was once again speechless by Liu Bei.

Postal Supervisor - You are corrupt!

Liu Bei - I'm greedy for your sister. I can't find any gold in the entire county! I want to be greedy, but I didn't give you this resource!

Postal Supervisor - You are robbing civilian girls!

Liu Bei - I'm going to steal your sister. Go to the county and find someone who is prettier than my Xiaoliu!

Supervisor - you gather people to gamble!

Liu Bei - I'm betting on your sister. I told you that the county doesn't have a dime, so what are you betting on?

Postal Supervisor - You bet your life!

Liu Bei——...Brother, where did I offend you?

Supervisor: "Hahahahaha, it's finally gone! Someone, take down this dog officer, close the door and let the dog out! ...Wait a minute, why do you feel that the atmosphere is not right?"

At this moment, Guan Guan knocked out the last guard with a palm. At this moment, only the governor and Liu Bei were left in the hall. Liu Bei closed his eyes and sighed: "Hey, why are you forcing me? Guan Guan, close the door. It's cold.

, let Feifei go."

...

But Feifei said that he had played with whips, candles, werewolf costumes, rabbit hats, lubricants, Liby washing powder, etc. on the governor and finally left. Liu Bei and his party knew that this official was not qualified, so they defected to the governor.

Zhou Liu Hui left.

"If you don't have money, I won't accept it! If you don't have sex, you won't accept it! Just think about it yourself!" Liu Hui looked at Liu Bei and others and said.

"I am a descendant of Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan in the Han Dynasty!" Liu Bei said confidently!

"Damn it, I've never seen you talk about your genealogy so loudly before!" Zhang Han answered.

After hearing this, Liu Hui said: "Damn! I told you earlier! It turns out he is a second-generation brother!"

Xiaoliu: "What second generation?"

Everyone: "The second generation official."

...

Although the Yellow Turbans Troupe has achieved its final success in the Central Plains, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was too incompetent and had no bottom in his favor with the Shi Changshi. Finally, a new round of rebellion broke out!

First, there was chaos in Changsha District.

Then there was Zhang Ju in Yuyang, and Zhang Chun turned back: he was called the emperor, but he was called the general.

What about the back garden of Han Palace?

"Did I catch you?!" Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty took off his blindfold, hugged Zhang Rang and shouted excitedly.

Zhang Rang was panting: "Your Majesty, you are playing blindfold, can you let the concubines accompany you? Why do you have to have us ten permanent attendants every time? The key is that every time you catch me, you catch the old minister. The old minister has already been arrested before his eyes."

It’s a Z cup, if you continue like this, you’ll turn into an alien!”

At this time, Liu Tao, the admonishing doctor, ran straight to Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty and knelt down!

The ten permanent servants all frowned and thought: How could another loyal minister of my nun sister show up?

In fact, it is not easy to be a traitor. You have to guard against loyal ministers all day long, and you have to come up with various reasons to frame them. It is hard work!

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty glanced at Liu Tao who was kneeling on the ground and ordered: "Drag him out and behead him!"

All the ten regular attendants were shocked: "My nun sister, this business is getting better and better!"

Liu Tao cried loudly: "Your Majesty, please listen to what I have to say! There is no reason to kill a minister on sight!"

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty said sternly: "At first glance, you are a novice who has not read the previous ten chapters of "The Three Kingdoms". I am too lazy to talk nonsense with you. You must be urging me to kill this and that. What the world

Ah, common people and so on. Anyway, after you finish speaking, the ten permanent servants will also persuade me to kill you, and I will definitely listen to them. You said that this intermediate step is not omitted, what kind of formality is left?"

Liu Tao was startled and thought to himself: Damn it, His Majesty is so smart, why doesn't he develop in a good place? Oh!

After thinking about it, he was dragged out.

The guards had just taken Liu Tao away and were about to execute him. A minister stopped him and shouted: "Don't do anything, wait until I remonstrate." Everyone looked at him, it was Situ Chen Dan!

But unexpectedly, a faint voice came from deep in the palace: Don't let him in, behead him together with Liu Tao.

Liu Tao, Chen Dan: "...Give me a chance! Boss!"

That day, the two men were beheaded.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was fatuous, but the ten regular attendants were not stupid! Although the trouble in his mind was solved, after all, thieves in the world were rising again, and we had to find a way! So he falsely sent an edict to order the governor of Changsha to attack Ou Xing. The result was not

On the fiftieth day, victory came and all the District Star rebels were wiped out!

Who is this Governor of Changsha? I have to say that he is indeed a great hero! And not only is he a hero, but his two sons will also be heroes in the future! Maybe this heroic spirit can also be inherited, right?

That's right, it was the founder of Soochow - Sun Jian!

Sun Jian was elected as a county official when he was young. He had a broad-minded character. He later served as county magistrate in three counties. Wherever he went, he was very prestigious and the officials and the people were close and obedient. When the Yellow Turban Troupe was in trouble, Sun Jian recruited people in the Huai and Si areas.

Some soldiers, plus the young men from the same country who followed him on duty in Xiapi County, totaled a thousand elite soldiers. After that, Sun Jian led more than a thousand soldiers to fight in the north and south.

He fought fiercely, often putting life and death at risk, and was always the first to charge when attacking cities and conquering territories. Although this was not in line with the combat style that a commander should have, this behavior undoubtedly made all the soldiers under him

Like a wolf and a tiger!

With such a commander-in-chief and soldiers who were not afraid of death in battle, it was not surprising that the rebels in Changsha were wiped out quickly.

The rebellion in Changsha was over, but the rebellion in Yuyang was still there, so Shi Changshi once again falsely conveyed an order to Daizhou Liu Hui to lead troops to Yuyang to conquer Zhang Ju and Zhang Chun.

So, Liu Bei and others packed their bags again and led the army to set off!

It’s just that this time the battle is much easier than imagined!

Everyone had just set up camp in front of the city. Xuande felt bored, so he started playing chess with Zhang Han. Xiaoliu chased the butterflies, and Feifei was floating in the river his unwashed underwear for three months, but Guan Guan was there.

Teasing the new recruits...

With this little effort, the gate of Yuyang City slowly opened! It turned out that all the rebels in the city had heard about the reputation of Liu, Guan, and Zhang in wiping out the Yellow Turbans, so they did not dare to challenge them, and they plotted to kill Zhang Ju and Zhang Chun.

Surrender is coming!

When good luck comes, it can't be stopped!

This battle was a great success without spending a single soldier! Liu Bei was also sealed off from the territory of Pingyuan City. At this moment, Liu Bei had 20,000 troops, and he had plenty of money, food, troops and horses! It turned out that the situation was to fire one shot in the east and one in the west.

Complete transformation!

Liu Bei stood on the plain city wall and shouted: "The ambition to conquer the world is now beginning to take shape!"

Guan Guan, Feifei and Xiaoliu: "Brother is domineering!"

But at this moment, a meteor streaked across the horizon. Zhang Han looked towards the Central Plains and said to everyone: "A big event that will shake the world is about to come!"

Liu Bei was confused: "What's the matter? Forget it, just tell us what to do!"
Chapter completed!