He Jinzheng and Yuan Shao were chatting in the house, but they were interrupted by the guards who came in. He was about to arrest and question him, but he realized that the guards were here to report a message.

"What? He Miao accepted bribes from Zhang Rang and others?" He Jin was a little angry.

After all, before the young emperor ascended the throne, He Jin really wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to kill all the eunuchs, but his younger brother came all day long to say good things to the eunuchs. After all, the brothers were of the same mind, so he gave up the idea of ​​killing. But now he learned that it was the eunuchs who

After being bribed, He Jin was furious for a while.

He went in to find his sister, the Queen Mother He, but the Queen Mother He seemed to have been under a poisonous spell and kept repeating: "The middle official is in charge of the forbidden provinces, a story of the Han family. The late emperor has abandoned the world, and you want to kill the old ministers, so you can't focus on the ancestral temple." In fact.

That is to say, Zhang Rang's previous analysis caused Queen Mother He to be unable to make up her mind.

He Jin returned to the mansion, drank a whole bottle of Sanlu milk and said, "What should I do if the Queen Mother does not allow the eunuchs to be killed? You can't hang your own sister and force her, right?"

Yuan Shao pretended to be smart: "If the general doesn't dare, the young one is willing to help lift your sister!"

He Jin: "Take your sister! As an official, can you have some intelligence? Is it a matter of the lower body? I guess what my sister said makes sense. After all, I just supported the young emperor, so it's really hard to kill!"

At this moment, Yuan Shao was about to pour tea for He Jin, but he accidentally poured the tea on He Jin's hand, which was so hot that He Jin yelled: "Bastard!"

Yuan Shao was stunned and hurriedly knelt on the ground and said aggrievedly: "I really don't know how this teapot could be broken!"

He Jin suddenly realized that this teapot was something he personally used. Who would dare to touch it without any identity? But Yuan Shao was unlucky enough to spill the water today?

He Jin was suddenly enlightened, stared at Yuan Shao with bright eyes and said: "Kill with a borrowed knife!"

Yuan Shao's face turned red with embarrassment: "I hate it~ The general has thought of some weird tricks in bed again? Let's talk about it tonight."

He Jin: "Ni sister, you are such a big brainless thing, I mean to deal with the ten permanent servants! You should use the borrowed knife to kill people! Just like the teapot today, it must be Cao Mengde who made me angry and deliberately made it. It's not a coincidence.

You just happened to take over! Now, we can't deal with Zhang Rang directly, so we might as well submit a document to order the princes of the world to send troops to the capital to exterminate the rebellious officials and traitors!"

Yuan Shao hurriedly touched He Jin's butt gently: "The general is wise!"

He Jin: "Then what are you doing?"

Yuan Shao: "Flattery!"

...

With the help of SF Express, the payment document was sent quickly. Within a few days, it reached Pingyuan and was handed over to Liu's filing desk. Coincidentally, Liu, Guan, Zhang, and Xiaoliu went to Pingyuan to sell ktv, and it happened to be

Didn't see it.

"Damn it, it's such a bad weather, I caught a cold again." Zhang Han came to Liu Beitang dejected and sick, just wanting to take a few days off.

After walking around for a long time, I saw no one, but I saw two letters left on the table. I opened one:

It's cold! I'm taking Guan Guan, Feifei, and Xiao Liu to have fun. You can take good care of yourself at home! Oh, if you're hungry, go to the kitchen. But the chef seems to be on leave. If you're thirsty, go

Let’s take a look at the water room. But Aunt Wu, who boiled water, went home to find her relatives. Well, take care of yourself and be happy!

"Ni sister! You really care about me! Your conscience has eaten the dog! Damn it!" Zhang Han put down the letter and was about to open the other one, but at this moment he felt a sneeze!

"Ah Qiu!" Two lines of yellow-green snot over five meters long spurted out instantly! Zhang Han had no choice, so he put the unopened letter directly to his nose and wiped it.

...

However, it is said that Dong Zhuo, the former general, Marquis of Aoxiang and governor of Xiliang, was defeated miserably in the battle with the Yellow Turbans in front of the battlefield. After returning to the court, he removed the military power in the Kwantung and returned to Xiliang in frustration.

"Okay! Great! How could this coward be so stupid as to send documents to let the princes enter the capital! What a great opportunity!" counselor Li Ru shouted with joy.

Dong Zhuo was still struggling with the defeat of Guangzong at the hands of Liu Bei, Zhang Han and others, and he was not interested: "How cool? You lied to me and went back to Luoyang, lent me an army to destroy the eunuchs, and then rewarded me with hundreds of girls and sent them away."

Yes, do you mean hairy?"

Li Ru stroked his beard and said, "If you say you are stupid, you will have a runny nose immediately! This Xiliang is a barren land, just a frontier. There are many wars with the Qiang people, so the court gives generous supplies! Could it be that you want to stay here forever?

Are you here?"

Dong Zhuo leaned back and stuffed his body into the chair: "With wine, meat, and an army, I think it's pretty good!"

Li Ru saw that Dong Zhuo was indifferent, so he quickly took off his shirt and spread his breasts to reveal his breasts!

Dong Zhuo saw that Li Ru's body was covered with whip wounds: "I'll go, the inner room is extremely ferocious!"

Li Ru burst into tears: "I miss me, Li Ru, handsome and charming, but I just stay in this desolate northwest frontier! The meat is smelly, the water is sour, and even women are primitive! I really can't bear it.

Let’s go down! If you still don’t wake up, please take off your shirt together and let’s make a decision together!”

Dong Zhuo was speechless for a moment, secretly opened his clothes and looked at his upper body - even more miserable than that Li Ru!

Dong Zhuo was excited for a moment: "Damn it, I can't stay in this place where the birds don't poop and the girls are like jackals. Pass me the command, accept the imperial edict, go to Beijing, and set off on a different day!"

...

When He Jin learned that Dong Zhuo was going to send the Xiliang army to the capital to annihilate the eunuchs, he danced with joy!

Cao Cao was shocked and said to He Jin: "Sir, you must not let Dong Zhuo enter the capital! His army of more than 200,000 Xiliang tigers and wolves have been guarding the border all year round and have never touched a woman! Now when he comes to the capital,

I would like to ask, are there still live girls in Luoyang? If that is the case, how can we friends play happily together in the future!"

He Jin didn't listen and went out of the house alone.

At this moment, a guard came to He Jin and knelt down in front of him and said, "General, your sister wants to see you!"

He Jin waved his hand: "I got it!" After saying that, he walked towards Chunfeng Palace.

The guard was embarrassed and shouted to He Jin: "General, it's not your sister who wants to see you! It's your sister who wants to see you!"

He Jin flicked his cloak: "Damn, can you make it clear?"

After a while, He Jin came to the gate of Jiade Hall, but he saw Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others following behind him. After asking, he found out that he was worried about his safety, so he led his troops to protect him! But after all, He Jin was meeting his sister, Queen Mother He, so Yuan Shao

, Cao Cao and others had no choice but to lead their troops and wait outside.

He Jin walked straight in. Suddenly, stone slabs rose up everywhere, and the stone slabs in the air covered him. In a moment, He Jin was locked in a closed stone room!

There were faint voices all around:

This is just a game, Jacky He, don’t worry, welcome to the first season of Saw!

Next, get to know the leader of the game. (After that, fire broke out around the stone house, and a man with a clown mask on his head was printed on the wall)

We will use this game to experience whether your courage has increased! If you win, you can get 1 million taels of gold!

"Ni Mei! Zhang Rang, right? I heard it!" He Jin cursed loudly.

"Damn, can you hear this? Is it the same as before when I pinched my nose and spoke? After pinching my nose, it was a female voice!" Zhang Rang's voice sounded.

"Idiot, you are an incomplete product. When did you stop talking like a super girl?" He Jin scolded again.

"Damn! How dare you scold me now that your life is on the line? I've prepared ten thousand questions for you! If you answer just one wrong question, I'll kill you! Listen carefully to the first question, it's the easiest one! I'm going to let you

Torture you a little longer!" Zhang Rang's voice sounded again.

"I am known as the little prince of common sense in life, and you still dare to test me? Come on!" He Jin replied confidently.

"Please use the Fourier function to transform the entire square of [sintt]!" Zhang Rang slowly finished the question, but heard the sound of drawing a sword from inside the stone house, followed by "Ah!" Another sound!

The eunuch opened the stone house and found that He Jin had committed suicide because he was too entangled in the first question!

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao led some soldiers to play Three Kingdoms at the gate. They had already lost several decks of cards, but they saw that He Jin still didn't come out! So Yuan Shao shouted outside the palace gate: "General, Ni Ma wants you to go home for dinner or something."

!”

No response for a long time.

Cao Cao frowned: "No, the general has been beheaded!"

Yuan Shao squinted: "How did you judge?"

Cao Cao: "It's easy! I wonder why the Queen Mother met the general? So it must be a conspiracy by Zhang Rang and others! They must have laid an ambush in advance, and when the general entered, they would let him die in an ugly way!"

Yuan Shao: "No! No! No! You misunderstood what I meant. What I asked was, how do you know that you were beheaded to death?"

Cao Cao: "Is it interesting? Hey, buddy, are you studying these every day after you are full? Are you excited?"

Yuan Shao: "Hey! Look at my bad temper. Last time you broke the mouth of the pot and almost caused me to be dripped with wax by the general. I haven't even asked you to settle the score. Ni Ya provoked me again today?"

At this moment, He Jin's head was thrown out of the wall!

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were shocked: "I'm going to behead you for real!"

Having said that, he quickly led his troops into the palace and killed all the eunuchs they saw, no matter how big or small. Then they captured the four permanent attendants Zhao Zhong, Cheng Kuang, Xia Yun and Guo Sheng and chopped them into pieces.

Suddenly, flames in the palace soared into the sky! The Han Dynasty was on the verge of collapse!

Zhang Rang, Duan Gui, Cao Jie, and Hou Lan kidnapped the young emperor Liu Bian and the king of Chenliu Liu Xie and fled!

After Yuan Shao and Cao Cao destroyed all the eunuchs in the palace, they asked Empress Dowager He Quan to take charge of the important event. They also dispatched troops to pursue Zhang Rang and others to find the young emperor.

In Pingyuan City.
Chapter completed!