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Chapter 3 The Essential Art of Peace: The Crazy Old Prisoner Is an Actor

In the Luoyang Tianzhu.

"Stop crying. Look at you, you are too fragile, stop crying." Zhang Han comforted the prisoner in the same cell.

"The sky has no eyes. I will go to the execution ground tomorrow. I don't want to suffer this disaster tonight! Little brother, I am a person with white hair after all. Can you do it lighter?" The prisoner roared at Zhang Han in tears.

Zhang Han thought for a moment and sighed helplessly: "Oh, I don't know how to leave here."

"Damn! Are you listening to me?" the prisoner roared.

"Aren't you good at using this exclamation? You are quite capable of learning!" Zhang Han smiled at the prisoner.

The prisoner felt strange and squatted beside Zhang Han and said, "You can't say it, little brother, you, I've never seen anyone say it in my whole life. It's just that when you beat me, you saw you repeating this word constantly. I wonder if it would be effective? So I blurted out just now, but I didn't think that I really felt refreshed at this moment!"

Zhang Han was stunned: "They caught you in and beheaded, and they would definitely not accuse you."

The prisoner didn't care and asked, "Little brother, what are your plans if you can escape this disaster?"

After hearing this, Zhang Han sighed and said, "Who did you say I was offended by whom? I do love the history of the Three Kingdoms. It really made me happy to travel here, but I haven't played anything yet, but I'm going to be beheaded. Where can I make sense?"

The prisoner seemed to suddenly think of something: "Three Kingdoms? What Three Kingdoms? By the way, since you say you are from the future, you must know the future development. It would be nice to let me listen to your ridiculous remarks in this boring last night!"

Zhang Han gave the other party a blank look and said, "Hey, there is nothing to do anyway. Otherwise, let me tell you. In a short time, your emperor, the current Emperor Ling of Han, will be separated, and then the world will be in chaos! Then the princes in various places will set up their own hills! Then they will fight and fight! Then a hero, a treacherous hero, and a clan..."

Before he finished speaking, the prisoner interrupted Zhang Han: "Wait a minute, I dare to ask what does it mean to be a fart?"

"Oh, sorry, this is the future. In fact, it means death, it's over! Ah!~" After saying that, Zhang Han pretended to lie back. He probably thought that such a performance was worthy of the only audience in front of him. "Okay, where did I just say?"

The prisoner replied: "You said Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and the Sun family in Jiangdong appeared."

"Oh, yes, a hero, a treacherous hero, a clan..." Zhang Han was about to continue, but found something was wrong...

"Deadly scissors feet!"

...

"Stop crying. Look at you, you are too fragile, stop crying." Zhang Han comforted the prisoner in the same cell.

"The sky has no eyes. I will go to the execution ground tomorrow. I don't want to suffer this disaster tonight! Little brother, I am a person with white hair after all. Can you do it lighter?" The prisoner roared at Zhang Han in tears.

Zhang Han thought for a moment and sighed strangely: "No, I didn't say which three people it was. How could this immortal man know his name? This is completely unscientific!"

"Damn! Have you ever cared about my body?" the prisoner roared.

Zhang Han turned around and said, "Hehehehe! Actually, you are all actors. Are you a TV show actor? Pretending to make me think I have traveled through time and deliberately deceived me? Humph, you missed it! Otherwise, how do you know Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Sun Family in Jiangdong? Hurry! No one here, tell me the truth, otherwise I will say you are a 25-year-old!"

The prisoner frowned: "Dare you ask what an actor is, TV station, erect, erwuzi? And does my feet look like horses?"

"No one has ever been able to survive three consecutive death-scissor feet..." Zhang Han said fiercely with his teeth squeezed together.

Of course, the prisoner didn't want to be beaten up any more: "Okay, I am a prisoner on the surface, but in fact I am not a prisoner at all! I was wronged!"

Zhang Han felt that his bottom line of patience had been touched...

"Listen to me and finish my words! Actually, I am... Nanhua Old Fairy!" The prisoner said quietly in a mysterious voice.

Zhang Han really didn't want to waste his time anymore. He understood that the old man in front of him must be an idiot. Zhang Han simply poured it over and let it go to bed.

"Hey, don't you believe me?" The prisoner's dignity seemed to be challenged by Zhang Han, and his voice raised.

"Uncle, indeed, I have to admit that there was such an opposition master during the Three Kingdoms period, but with your current situation, it is really too difficult for me to believe you." Zhang Han was too lazy to open his eyes.

"Then how did I know about Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and the Sun family in Jiangdong?" The prisoner asked with a little pride.

Don’t say, this question is really effective! Zhang Han himself seemed to feel something is reasonable: "But as far as I know, the old immortal Nanhua has a very powerful secret book on him!"

Zhang Han just finished speaking, and saw that the prisoner took out a book from somewhere and threw it on him! Zhang Han picked up the book and looked at it, and saw four large characters in regular script on it - "Taiping Yaoshu"

Zhang Han instantly sat up from the ground and flipped through a few pages hard! That's right, this book is really a medical book. Although I don't understand classical Chinese, I can still understand the content!

"This, old man, you..." Zhang Han looked up and found that the prisoner in front of him was missing.

"It's true that he is a master! He disappeared in this moment!" Zhang Han said to himself, but felt a sense of shady behind him.

"Deadly scissors feet!"

...

"Old fairy... I didn't expect that you still have such physical strength and learning ability at the age of your hand. You have only seen the deadly scissors feet twice, and you can actually understand them." Zhang Han fell to the ground, his face being beaten up with purple and purple.

Looking at this old fairy again, she was staying in the corner panting: "Good! So refreshing! So happy! It's so pleasant! I haven't beat anyone like this for a long time! Oh, young man, you have good muscles!"

"It's strange. I fell from such a high beam tonight, but I was not hurt at all!" Zhang Han said lightly: "So, let me beat you a few times. If you can feel comfortable, I have nothing to say. What's more, you'll be fart tomorrow."

"Who said I'm going to be fart tomorrow?" the old fairy asked strangely.

"You mean you will be executed tomorrow!" Zhang Han asked back.

"Execution and farts are completely different. Don't confuse them together, okay? Besides, don't think about it, can I, Nanhua, die under the sword and axe?" The old fairy replied seriously.

"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"If you said earlier, can you make an old man like me beat him so well? Oh~ I was so satisfying just now." The old immortal continued to say with a grudge: "Why do you do when you stare at me? I'll give you this book "The Art of Peace". You fell from a high place but didn't hurt you at all. You can be patient with an old man like me. I'll tell you that you must be a natural talent and very kind! So I hope you can use the contents in this book to benefit the world!"

"Damn! What are you talking about? I beat me so badly, I just want to settle it with a broken book? Damn, you dare to smoke! Damn! You dare to hide! Damn! Old fairy? Old fairy! Old fairy?..." Zhang Han witnessed the entire process of Nanhua's old fairy gradually becoming transparent to completely disappearing, and a row of words left on the wall.

Go to Zhuo County to find Liu Xuano, don’t get me wrong. This o is not a word. I don’t know whether it is written as “de” or “get”.

"What an immortal! This is too watery! There are only a few words of order, but it takes a whole sentence to explain it? Just take a crystal ball and search for me? Damn it! Go to sleep!" After thinking about it, Zhang Han lay back and prepared to go to bed.

...

Feeling something was wrong, Zhang Han suddenly stood up and looked behind him - nothing was left.

"Well, this old guy seems to have really left. This is not a sneak attack." Zhang Han continued to lie down.

...

Still feeling something was wrong, Zhang Han suddenly stood up again and looked behind him - nothing was left.

"Why do you always feel like this old guy is not leaving? You are always worried that he will take his death-scissors' feet!"

...

"Damn! I can't sleep anymore!"
Chapter completed!
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