Zhang Han, Yin Zhi, and Kong Rong entered the nursing home.

As soon as we entered the hospital, we saw aunts everywhere chatting and old men playing chess. In short, every old man has something to do!

Zhang Han boasted: "I just saw the city streets you manage, and I feel that you are really good at it! Now I see the benefits after retirement. It seems that Beihai is really good! How are the fees calculated here?"

Kong Rong waved his hand: "If you have no children, then it will be free! If the family conditions are good but the children do not have time to take care of them, then it will be one hundred dollars per person per month."

After all, Zhang Han has been traveling through time for a while, and has long been accustomed to the current price unit. Even if he doesn't spend lavishly, one hundred dollars is only enough for one person to eat for a month. According to modern standards, this hundred dollars is probably worth at most

1000 RMB.

After walking for a while, Zhang Han found that this nursing home is located next to green mountains and green waters, and has all kinds of fitness equipment and entertainment facilities! Now Kong Rong has set a price of one hundred yuan per person per month, and food and accommodation are included. This is so cheap.

It's a bit outrageous!

Zhang Han said softly to Yin Zhi: "The nursing home is really good. It costs one hundred dollars a month, and someone will cook and wash clothes for you. You don't have to do anything. We can live there when we get old."

After hearing this, Yinzhi knocked Zhang Han on the head: "You are so stupid, why do you have to wait until you are old to live here? Let's live now and rent out the house in Peiping. We can rent such a good location for 300 yuan a month!"

We can pay 200 yuan to the nursing home and still have 100 yuan in pocket money, so we can retire now."

Zhang Han suddenly realized: "Nah! Having a smart wife in the family is like having a treasure! Yin Zhi, with you here, I feel like my life is in cheating mode! I am invincible!"

At this time, Kong Rong had already walked up to an old woman, and it seemed that the two of them were having a very cordial conversation!

"The taste is a bit strong!" Zhang Han said with a sideways glance.

"What are you thinking about? Master Kong, can't you care about the elderly?" Yinzhi frowned and replied.

"I want to be more pure! But look!" Zhang Han pointed to a stone tablet in the middle of the yard. Obviously, it was another masterpiece of Kong Rong!

Yinzhi looked at the stone tablet and saw four big characters on it - Lao Dang Yizhuang!

"...It's nothing~ This word is very good!" Yinzhi replied.

"Individually speaking, it's very good, but combined with Kong Rong's enthusiastic chatting and the old woman's cooperative conversation! And considering that Kong Rong is a salesperson after all... this is ridiculous

, in order to make money, I even put my body on it! Once I get into marketing, it’s as deep as the sea! It’s as deep as the sea! It’s like the sea! The sea!”

Kong Rong then greeted Zhang Han and motioned for the two of them to come over quickly. Zhang Han also took Yinzhi and approached the old woman.

When the old woman saw two young men approaching, she asked, "Do you know a young man named Tai Shici in Liaodong? Mr. Kong Rong said that you two are from Peking, so I wanted to ask."

Zhang Han frowned and thought again and again: "I've never heard of it before. What? Is it your lover?" After hearing this, Yin Zhi twisted Zhang Han's thigh hard. Zhang Han was in severe pain and said quickly: "...

No! Is he your son?"

The old woman replied: "Hey, we haven't seen each other for three years. There is no news at all. Could it be that my son has..." After saying that, the old woman became sad and her eyes gradually turned red.

Kong Rong rolled his eyes at Zhang Han and said softly: "Does your family know that you are so good at chatting? Can you make an old man cry with just one sentence? You are so awesome! Can't you say you have seen it before? Why are you so honest?

?Do you understand white lies?"

"Yes! Yes! Tai Shici! I've heard of it! Well... he has been maintaining the peace and stability of Peiping. Since Beiping had him, it has become completely prosperous and powerful! Now we young men in Peking have no worries about not being able to marry.

Daughter-in-law, because we have money in our pockets! We girls in Peking are not worried about not being able to get married, because our families are rich and we can afford a dowry! When everyone mentions Taishi Ci, they all say - good! There is a saying that is widely circulated in our area!" Zhang Han listened.

After Kong Rong's advice, he said to the old woman.

The old woman's eyes were full of hope. After hearing Zhang Han's description, she couldn't be happier: "My son is really in Peiping?! What's the rumor?"

Zhang Han was embarrassed: "Uh...uh...poverty, ignorance, and unwillingness to go in, solve these three problems at once! We all believe in Taishi Ci! Taishi Ci! You are already beautiful, and you deserve it!"

"

The crow [ah~ah~] flew by.

However, the old woman still smiled, and Zhang Han relaxed a lot when he saw that there were no flaws.

"I thought you wouldn't lie." Kong Rong said on the way back.

"No, generally speaking I am very honest, but I also lie. I just don't lie in a clear way." Zhang Han replied.

"It's cold! I saw that when you were talking, your hands kept grabbing your trouser legs. Why?" Yinzhi asked.

Kong Rong took over the words: "Those are just some natural reactions when people are nervous. What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like this?" Kong Rong ignored Zhang Han and continued: "Don't deny it. Come on! I know it's you.

The only one you love?"

After Kong Rong asked, Yin Zhi immediately looked at Zhang Han's hands.

...

Yinzhi trotted all the way back to his house first. Why didn't the other two go together? Because they had difficulty moving.

Zhang Han was beaten by Yin Zhi until he couldn't take care of himself, while Kong Rong was beaten by Zhang Han until he couldn't take care of himself. As for the reason? You know.

At this moment, the two of them were walking in the dark on the road at night. They were very bored, so Zhang Han asked: "What kind of person is the old woman's son? Are you familiar with him?"

Kong Rong told Zhang Han about Taishi Ci, and Zhang Han admired him very much!

Taishi Ci was seven feet and seven inches tall, and had a beard and beard as beautiful as Guan Guan! His ape arms were good at shooting, and his strings were perfect. He was a real marksman. Yes, he was also good at shooting! Who do you think of?

? If you think of someone, then he will eventually be related to someone!

When he was young, he served as the governor of Beihai County. (Kong Rong was not yet a rebel leader in Beihai at that time)

At that time, there was a dispute between the county magistrate and the governor - it was difficult to tell clearly whose money was stolen and whose family was stolen. And because both of them had official positions, the outcome of the case was basically based on whose family was stolen.

Whoever sues the official responsible for punishment and reward first will benefit. This principle is very simple. It is equivalent to one being the governor of Zhejiang Province and the other being the mayor of Hangzhou. It is true that official positions are divided into upper and lower positions, but the rulers of famous cities have been easily transferred since ancient times.

Capital! Maybe one day the size of these two officials will be changed! (For details, please refer to the official resumes of several general secretaries of China in modern times.) Therefore, the punishment and reward officials at that time did not dare to offend anyone, and had to judge who was the first.

After the memorial is sent here, we will decide who wins! To put it bluntly - whoever files a complaint first has a greater chance of winning!

At that time, the governor's memorial had been sent to the punishment and reward officials first. The county governor was afraid that he would be lagging behind, so he asked Taishi Ci for help.

Taishi Ci traveled day and night and arrived in Luoyang. This was also due to the fact that it was time-saving and there were not so many toll points at that time...

Taishi Ci first waited in front of the bus door, and then gave some money to bribe the guard at the city gate: "Lend me some clothes to wear. I have admired your job for a long time! I really hope that one day I can become as outstanding as you."

The warriors guarding the gate as strong as a mountain!"

After taking the money, there were still people working for him, and the guard couldn't be happier! Of course, this was also because the court was extremely corrupt at that time! Even the gatekeepers were no longer willing to work hard!

Taishi Ci put on his clothes and pretended to be a doorman. Finally, he waited for the punishment officer and asked for the official documents for leaving the city.

Taishi Ci pretended to ask the punishment officer: "Are you also from the city?"

The punishment officer replied: "If I don't leave the city, why don't you think I am sneaking through the city gate?"

Taishi Ci asked again: "Where is the official document for leaving the city? What else is there in the car?"

The punishment officer said: "The official document is in the car, and there is also a memorial to go to Peking to sentence a pair of officials on their domestic affairs."

Taishi Ci then said, "Can I take the memorial and have a look at it?"

The punishment officer didn't know that the guard was pretending, so he took out the memorial. Unexpectedly, Taishi Ci had taken the state seal, so he cut it with a knife and destroyed it.

The punishment officer was shocked and shouted: "Nima? Destroy my memorial!"

Taishi Ci immediately forced the punishment officer back into the car with a knife and said to him: "Hey, if you were more careful, I might have had the opportunity to destroy the memorial? So it was because of your mistakes that I succeeded!"

Now that things have happened, I am not necessarily the only one who suffers from this crime. Instead of sitting back and waiting to die, why not if we all run away together, we can at least save our lives and avoid needless punishment."

Although the punishment officer felt that Taishi Ci's analysis was reasonable, he still felt that Taishi Ci was a lunatic - just imagine that you are a high school student and you collected all the homework and gave it to the class teacher, and then Taishi Ci rushed to you and handed all the homework to your class teacher.

They are all burned, and then they say to you: "Now that you are unfavorable in protecting your homework, you will definitely be scolded by the teacher, and I did ruin the homework, so we are both guilty, let's run away together!" If you have experienced such a bird

Well, don’t you think Taishi Ci is a lunatic?

The reward officer asked doubtfully: "I think you must be a subordinate of the county guard! You have succeeded in destroying my memorial for the county guard, so why do you have to flee?"

Taishi Ci then replied: "I am only acting under the entrustment of my master, but I don't feel that such a thing is aboveboard! Now that you have committed the crime, I have always been sad about this hurdle in my heart, so I hope to escape together. This will alleviate the problem.

My guilty pleasure!" (Idiot)

The punishment officer believed what Tai Shi Ci said, and the two of them ran away together that day.

But after Taishi Ci left the city with the punishment officer, he secretly returned to the city and handed the governor's memorial to another punishment officer! Now the governor's memorial is gone, and the county governor's memorial has arrived.

The horse is despicable!

After the governor found out about this incident, he had no choice but to be punished! Taishi Ci also became famous in the capital because of this incident! But he also became a person hated by the governor. In order to avoid unreasonable disaster, he left Beihai.

He went to take refuge in Dongping, Liaoning Province.

Later, when Kong Rong heard about this, he was very surprised - if such a slippery person could develop into a downline, his performance would be unrivaled!

So he sent people several times to inquire about Taishi Ci's mother and gave him gifts as a tribute. Although he had not waited for Taishi Ci's return, Kong Rong still respected and loved Taishi Ci's mother as always!

At this moment, Zhang Han and Kong Rong had returned to the gate of Beihai City. Zhang Han said: "This Taishi Ci did something unfair for his master, which shows his loyalty! But he felt that what he did was wrong, so he persuaded the punishing official to run away.

This shows his benevolence and righteousness! He returned to Luoyang to play a new memorial, which shows his wit! Plus you said he is good at [shooting]! This guy is an all-rounder!"

Kong Rong was just about to reply when he felt something flying past in the air between him and Zhang Han!

"Brother Bingliang! What did you fly just now?" Just after Kong Rong asked, there was another "swish" sound, and this time it flew directly on Kong Rong's arm!

Zhang Han looked at it: "Uh... I guess... it's an arrow!"

Kong Rong smiled: "How arbitrary! Why do you guess it's an arrow?"

Zhang Han quickly hugged Kong Rong and rushed towards the door: "Nima, stop pretending! Your arm is spurting blood!"
Chapter completed!