015, underwear thief
Liu Shuang looked at the money in his hand and couldn't laugh or cry. He thought for a moment and walked out decisively. Just as his cigarette was gone, he turned around and went out and bought a pack of Yellow Crane Tower. He didn't feel bad spending other people's money.
When Liu Shuang entered again with Yellow Crane Tower in his mouth, Chen Kexin's room door was wide open and he was mopping the floor. Liu Yu also came back and was chatting with Chen Kexin in a lively manner.
Since Liu Yu had his back to the door, he didn't see it. However, Chen Kexin lowered his head and saw Liu Shuang coming in. He stopped mopping the floor and asked Liu Shuang with the mop: "Why are you back again? Didn't I give it to you?"
Did you tip?"
Liu Shuang walked upstairs, minding his own business, and replied as he walked: "I'll go back to sleep!"
Liu Yu also turned around at this time. When he saw that it was Liu Shuang, he gave Liu Shuang a super big eye and cursed: "Rogue!"
Chen Kexin's ears were sensitive and he heard it immediately. He asked doubtfully: "Rogue?" After being delayed for almost a second, he suddenly shouted: "Ah~~Rogue!"
This voice startled Liu Shuang and Liu Yu, and Liu Shuang corrected her, "She was told nonsense. Where did she come from? She was just slandering her! Actually! I live here too, and I'm not moving here."
Worker, thank you for the tip, I just ran out of cigarettes."
Chen Kexin looked embarrassed. She actually mistook Liu Shuang for someone from the moving company. The only reason to blame was that the security uniform Liu Shuang wore did look like the clothing from the moving company, and he also looked similar.
"Shameless!" Liu Yu said again at the right time.
Liu Shuang hurriedly ran to the door of his room with his hands raised and said: "I am a good man and will not fight with women, so I will dodge!" When he looked up, hey, Liu Yu's underwear was still hanging there, and the amount was actually huge.
Increased rather than decreased.
He shouted: "Liu Yu, what kind of trouble are you trying to make? Why are these underwear still hanging here?"
"What makes me happy?" Liu Yu replied confidently.
"Okay, I didn't say it...but it's too unsightly...it's just like that..."
"...Asshole, you can tell me if you have the guts."
Bang! Liu Shuang's door was closed tightly. I can't afford to offend this aunt, so why can't I afford to hide away?
Chen Kexin, who was not sure what was going on, stared at Liu Yu in surprise. It seemed that you were really awesome, or that you were really open-minded. There was a man living next to him who actually hung his underwear on the balcony, and there were so many of them.
Sexy underwear, you really can't tell what you look like! Liu Yu also noticed something strange about Chen Kexin, her face turned red, and she quickly said: "Um, you have been misunderstood! I..."
But can this be explained clearly?...Obviously not. No matter how much you say, you can't explain the fact before you! "It's okay, it doesn't matter, I can understand it." Chen Kexin was reserved and polite.
said.
Liu Yu also knew that she couldn't explain clearly this time, and those sexy underwear did not belong to her, and she bought them directly from Super Casual, and they were not her size at all. She gritted her teeth, did not explain, and waited.
The stinky gangster had shown his flaws in the past few days and he would have understood without explanation. Thinking about it this way, Liu Yu felt much better.
But maybe his idea was miscalculated.
However, that night, something else happened.
As a famous Xueyin in the killer world, Liu Shuang has long developed the habit of being extremely alert, especially when sleeping. At night, Liu Shuang suddenly heard slight footsteps on the balcony, and when his ears moved, he quietly turned over and sat down.
Got up.
Quietly, he touched the window and lifted a corner of the curtain. Through the moonlight, Liu Shuang saw a man wearing black stockings on his head. He was holding Liu Yu's underwear and putting it to his nose to smell it. It seemed that he was
Very intoxicated.
Liu Shuang understood at a glance that this guy was a perverted underwear thief. When he thought about Liu Yu's abnormality and her figure, and then looked at those messy underwear, Liu Shuang seemed to understand. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he felt
Thinking about it, this girl is so brave! She actually used herself as bait.
Liu Shuang's figure disappeared into the air in a flash, and then the door slowly opened. Liu Shuang suddenly had the idea of teasing this pervert in underwear. He touched the man's back and pressed his throat.
Say softly: "Does it smell good?"
The underwear thief was startled, turned around suddenly, and saw that there was no one there! Liu Shuang's voice sounded behind him again, "You can't find me, I am the Night God!"
The underwear thief looked back again, but there was still no one!
"You disgusting mortal, I have decided to send you to the nineteen levels of hell, make you endure the torment of hell fire, make you be bitten by thousands of ghosts, and make you endure the punishment of peeling off your skin and lighting a sky lantern." Liu Shuang's voice sounded like
It kept echoing in his ears like a wandering spirit, but no one could be seen.
The underwear thief's legs began to shake! His eyes were full of fear, and he turned over and jumped off the balcony.
Liu Shuang laughed so hard that his stomach almost cramped, and he also jumped off the balcony. Not long after Liu Shuang jumped, Liu Yu's door opened, and Liu Yu appeared on the balcony dressed in military uniform. She saw that he was already there.
The missing underwear and the half-open door of Liu Shuang's room suddenly made him excited. He thought to himself, hard work has paid off, you finally got out of the way, let me see where you are going to escape this time! Liu Shuang ducked in.
room.
Liu Shuang followed the underwear thief all the way, only to see the guy running in the dark, like a shadow. If Liu Shuang hadn't really had better eyesight and skills, he would have been lost. However, he had to sigh.
The underwear thief is also a talent!
After walking for almost twenty minutes, at a street intersection, Liu Shuang saw a police car parked there with red and blue lights flashing from a distance. He immediately thought that it would be impossible for him to catch the underwear thief and send him to the police.
What bothers him the most is going to that kind of place.
This would be easy to do if the police were there. To give them a merit out of thin air, they should thank him, the unknown hero. He picked up a piece of brick, pulled out the dark red dagger, and wrote on the brick: "Please
Call me - Lei Feng!" After writing, he read it, smiled with satisfaction, looked at the knee joint of the underwear thief, and threw the brick away.
The underwear thief also saw the police car. He hesitated and was about to dodge into a small alley nearby. Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in his knee joint. The underwear thief yelled out "Ah!" in pain, accompanied by
There was a sound of bones breaking. The force that hit him took him flying for more than two meters, and he just landed less than five meters away from the police car.
Chapter completed!