Chapter 1 Are You Sexual?
Chapter 1 Are you having sex?
"Auntie, are you positive?"
This is really a special way to say hello!
Lin Baoyue held the thermos cup and smiled at her nephew in the video, "I have a fever. How about you? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but my mother's fever is 48.9 and my father's fever is 49.2!"
puff!
Lin Baoyue couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Then are they familiar? If so, tell your aunt."
"Maomao, what are you talking about? You can still survive with such a high fever? Mom is 38.9 and dad is 39.2! Look, your aunt is laughing at you!" My sister Lin Baojie shouted from the other side!
Maomao said dejectedly, "Why is it only over 30 degrees? It's not as high as our teacher's. During the online class in the morning, the Chinese teacher asked us if our fever was higher than hers. Her fever was 40 degrees!"
"You teachers are the same. What are you comparing to others? Who has a higher fever? There must be something wrong with you!"
Lin Baoyue frowned in displeasure when she heard this, and reprimanded her sister, "Lin Baojie, how many times have I told you not to say anything bad about the teacher in front of the children? Do you have a bad brain and can't remember it? Also?
, I was chatting with Maomao just now, why did you interrupt?"
After being scolded by her sister, Lin Baojie dared not say a word!
I'm CAO
Don’t bring this!
"Baoyue, are you up?" At this time, a familiar voice sounded outside, and as the voice fell, a middle-aged woman in her forties walked in from the outside!
"Lin Baoyue, what are you doing? Didn't you hear the bell? Go back to your seat quickly!"
She gave herself a thumbs up in her heart again!
What are you doing!
Lin Baoyue's mind slowly recovered from the chaos, and her consciousness gradually became clearer. She turned over and looked at the person who patiently called her in front of the bed——
It was a youthful face of 17 or 18 years old. The face that should have been very beautiful had purple marks of varying sizes and uneven distribution due to acne. Fortunately, her eyes were pretty, which improved her overall image.
Improved a lot!
This is her childhood name - Qiao Xiaoli, she calls her Xiao Qiao!
She remembered that when Xiao Qiao was thirty years old, she married a small boss in Baodao who was more than ten years older than her. After that, the two of them had no contact again. It seems that they heard that she went to Baodao with that boss.
At this time, Lao Yu walked in with a stack of test papers under his arm. Seeing Lin Baoyue standing under the podium, he looked at her and asked, "What? You know you got first place in the math test, are you waiting to get the test papers? Or are you waiting for me?"
praise?"
Old Yu's name was Yu Chao, and he was their class teacher for three years in high school. He looked serious and rigid, but as a teacher with a personal name, he was really responsible and fair. At least during Lin Baoyue's more than ten years of student career, he was
A well-deserved gardener!
As soon as the two of them climbed up to the third floor, the class bell rang!
"I'm back to class!" After saying this, Xiao Qiao hurriedly ran to class one.
That would be simple, wouldn't it be over if she just goes wherever Shen Lan is?
Lin Baoyue praised her wit in her heart!
However, she remembered that her deskmate seemed to be Shen Lan, yes, that’s right, it was Shen Lan!
In front of her nephew, Lin Baoyue didn't want to show off her role as a mother too much, so after scolding her, she didn't say anything more.
Afterwards, she chatted with her nephew for a while, her head felt dizzy due to burning, so she hung up the phone.
So, what's going on when this young boy Xiao Qiao appears in front of her now?
College entrance examination? Punished to stand in the corridor?
Damn it, I can’t remember it!
It's so uncomfortable. In addition to having a high fever, she also has diarrhea. Today alone, she ran to the toilet seven times. She just hopes that it will be better when she goes to bed later, so that she can spend the night peacefully!
"Baoyue? Baoyue, wake up quickly!"
But when she walked into the classroom, she was dumbfounded. Where is that guy Shen Lan? Where did he die?
What's even more worrying is that the class is crazy about it today, and a large number of seats are empty. Is this a collective request for leave?
Lin Baoyue flattered her without blushing, and then generously took the test paper from Lao Yu's hand. She stood under the podium and faced the students in the first row and asked them to pass them one by one. , of course, including her own one!
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw her test paper being passed to the rightmost seat in the fourth row by the wall!
clever!
So why let her be reborn?
"Looking at what you said, I didn't know that, but I was afraid that you would have to wait so long to distribute the test papers to you!"
She turned around and looked around at the unfamiliar yet familiar campus. This was the best high school in Ancheng. She had spent three years here and came back several times after graduation, all to see Lao Yu.
Dimly, she felt someone patting her face. Lin Baoyue had a splitting headache. She turned her head irritably and slapped the hand away, without forgetting to mutter "go away"!
"Are you sleepy? You have no rest today and have to go to class. If you go late, your class teacher will make you stand in the corridor! Come on, the college entrance examination will be in one month. How long do you want to sleep after the test? Just sleep as long as you want!”
She looked at Lin Baoyue who was still lying on the bed, stepped forward and asked with concern, "Do you still have a headache? I just said you can't drink that wine. Your dad insisted that it was okay, but it's fine now. You have to remember it next time, You can't just do whatever your dad tells you to do. Get up quickly, mom will make some honey water for you. After drinking it, your head will stop hurting."
An hour later, Lin Baoyue and Xiao Qiao walked into the gate of No. 1 Middle School.
Lin Baoyue was in class two. She walked calmly, but in fact, she was thinking about where her seat was in the last semester of her senior year of high school.
Middle of third row?
Or the far right of the fourth row?
This is her mother, Ms. Li Zhongying, and her young face makes Lin Baoyue feel in a trance!
I never realized that Ms. Li is so beautiful!
etc--
Xiao Qiao is seventeen or eight years old, and Ms. Li is in her forties, so she
Lin Baoyue suddenly sat up from the bed. She turned her head and saw a mirror hanging on the wall opposite. She jumped out of bed and ran to the mirror. Then, she saw a young face full of collagen in it!
Is she reborn?
Lin Baoyue looked confused. I will have a house, a car, savings, and a career in 2022. When I reach middle age, I don’t have to compete with naughty kids or serve my husband and parents-in-law (because they don’t have any)! I can do whatever I want. , live a carefree and free life!
Because of jealousy, wanting her to go back to the drawing board and reinvent herself to see if this life can be miserable?
However, she did it as a matter of course, but Lao Yu frowned when he saw it, "You call this handing out test papers? They are all circulated in a group! Okay, okay, there are not many left, give them all to Jiang Guoqiang, you go back to your seat!"
After achieving his goal, Lin Baoyue naturally had no reason to stay here anymore.
"But Lin Baoyue, although you are the first in our class, I still want to criticize you. Compared with the last exam, your math performance has actually declined, and your mistakes were all in the previous basic questions. I have told you before , don’t keep chewing on some big questions. You should also grasp the basics of filling in the blanks in the previous section. You can’t ignore what I said. You are seriously partial to subjects. Mathematics is your score improvement item. In the last month or so, can you Don’t let your guard down, otherwise you may not even be able to get into the undergraduate program!
I’m not just talking about Lin Baoyue, but also all of you, especially those students who are serious about partial subjects, you must seize the points that can be grasped, and what is the score that can be grasped."
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