Chapter 116 Some toilet jokes

Jiang Xun did not lead everyone out of the mountain gate.

Because there are many Taoist priests from Lushan Sect patrolling the mountain these days, and they are very vigilant.

So the group chose to walk from the cliff on the back side of the mountain.

Xuanqing and Kuzhen dragged two people who couldn't fly up, while Lu Yun was responsible for investigation work at the gatekeeper. His physical skills were very good. Although he was a seventh-level man who couldn't fly, he still had trouble walking on the cliff.

Walking on flat ground, he did not let the two of them fly with him.

As for Jiang Xian, he also refused to take the ride.

He stood on a big box, used the magic of controlling objects, flew first and then flew, rising straight up like an elevator.

Lou Leshan, who was hooked by Xuan Qing's collar, nodded approvingly: "To be honest, if it were a sword, it would be really handsome."

Liang Zhiche, who was also grabbed by the back collar and hung in the air, shook his head and retorted: "That thing cuts off your feet. The box is so good. You can still sit down when you are tired from standing, just like Magneto."

Jiang Xun thought of something and laughed out loud:

"You guys think, if I use the magic of object control to hit people with shit from a septic tank, will even Master Tongtian be afraid of me?"

Lou Leshan crossed his hands in front of his chest, thought for a while, and asked: "It's like hitting someone with a mop stained with shit. They are like dung, writing and writing, and they are Lu Bu in the toilet. So who are you?"

"Ouch!" Ling Xun, who was not far away, could no longer listen: "Amitabha, can you please stop continuing this topic?"

Jiang Xian kicked the box: "Find a place to put this thing up, or else I brought it here just for fun?"

"Fuck you glutton, I'm a real gatekeeper."

[Unfortunately, Jiang Xian is flying by himself.]

Jiang Xian didn't even bother to explain, he just held his head high and said quickly: "On purpose!"

A young man of the third grade stood between two Taoist priests and monks who could not tell the truth, and behind him were five charlatans of the sixth or seventh grade.

Others also reacted at this time, all with surprised faces. Xuan Qing hurriedly stopped Jiang Xin who was about to move things: "Isn't this nonsense? You want to be solid just because of this thing, are you thinking too simplistically?

?”

"Are you Taogui people?" Gao Song glared at Jiang Xian.

Jiang Xian glared at the two of them: "Lingxun even said to stop this topic."

Even though Takamatsu still said those scene-like words, he still gave everyone a shot in the arm.

The two of them lowered their heads, and then heard Jiang Xun mutter dissatisfiedly: "What a crazy maggot in the dung sea, my appearance is like a little white dragon in dung."

Everyone was stunned and asked why.

Although he still wanted to ask Gao Song for an explanation, Gao Song felt comfortable and walked down the steps:

"Actually, to be honest with you, I am also confused. We have never provoked a glutton in these years. We have always been indifferent. Why is it targeting us inexplicably?

But don’t worry, everyone, since it has something to do with us, I will definitely give you an explanation. We have been the same for so many years, and everyone knows what I am like, so don’t worry!”

"Who?!" Gao Song was startled, then roared.

In the blink of an eye, the group landed smoothly in a remote and uninhabited place within the Lushan Sect.

"Then what to do next?" Liang Zhiche was curious.

The door was pushed open, Gao Song's eyes widened, and he discovered that all the Taoist priests of the Lushan sect outside the main hall had been knocked down.

[No wonder I refused your help, it turned out to be an emergency.]

"What kind of frame-up? What kind of frame-up? Master Ku Zhen, don't talk nonsense, these are all evidence!"

This sentence was very incompetent, almost like a complaint, which made Gao Song's face darken. He thought to himself, "What do you mean? You are all innocent. Do you deserve to be punished by the Lushan Sect?"

Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and someone bravely asked: "Are you a descendant of Wu Wu Sheng?"

With a straight face, Ku Zhen opened the box a crack, then frowned: "This is it."

But he still patiently comforted him: "It's okay. No one was hurt, and nothing was lost. This is a good thing."

The three of them looked over. Qin Shenbo's smile disappeared, and then he turned his face to one side: "I didn't say anything."

Jiang Xian put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "They said they were robbed by gluttons, but in fact they were shouting to catch thieves, just to go to Tianshi Mansion without giving gifts. This is the truth!"

【Amitabha, me too.】

Jiang Xun rubbed his chin: "Isn't it enough? Why don't you open it and take a look?"

Liang Zhiche gave a thumbs up and said proudly: "That eldest brother is the Crazy Maggot of the Sea of ​​Shit and the Godfather of the Toilet."

Although they were confused, everyone tacitly agreed not to ask anything.

But at this moment, a burst of laughter came from outside the door: "You're laughing so hard, what kind of person are you, Gouba? Are you going to force the veteran hero away and drive away all the villains?"

At this time, Jiang Xun suddenly said: "Take off the mask."

Another temple owner spoke very nicely: "Master Gao, Lao Wang, he is outspoken and outspoken. He is just a little angry that the evil cultivators like the Taogui are bullying people too much. There is no other meaning. Don't worry about it.

Jiang Xun took a step forward and looked around everyone with an arrogant expression:

"Have you ever heard of Martial Saint, Jiang Ziya?"

It's actually very strange to talk about it. These gluttons don't want to kill people, and they don't want property. They just locked us up for one night. It would be fine if we just left it like that. But a few days ago, Taoist priest Wu sent back news that he wanted to find us.

The Lushan sect is in trouble, which means the Taogui is threatening you.

Soon, we were only one step away from the top of the mountain.

At this time, Xuanqing and Kuzhen, who were invisible to everyone, were in very complicated moods. They looked at each other and communicated with their eyes.

【I want to throw it to them.】

He shook his head with some disappointment: "I thought it was Mr. Wei's arrangement. If only I had known that it was you who made your own decision."

Ku Zhen had almost guessed Jiang Xun's intention before he went up the mountain. It wasn't until Jiang Xun took off his mask just now that he was almost sure of his guess and immediately asked:

"You want to frame the Lushan Sect?"

Jiang Xian said easily: "Because facing the Lushan Sect, we need to act as gatekeepers."

Suddenly a voice came: "How about Shidi Qiba?"

Lou Leshan looked at Lingxun, and then spoke again: "Then the godfather of the toilet, does the boss' chair have to be a toilet?"

"Oh, I'm quite childlike. Lilo and Stitch are here." Jiang Xun joked.

Don’t we also want to come to you together, firstly, to discuss how to deal with it, and secondly, because there is strength in numbers. We have received a lot of help from you over the years, so why don’t we find an opportunity to repay you?”

Lingxun's expression was very ferocious: "Uncle Qin Shen, why are you doing this?"

At the same time, the main hall of the Lushan Sect was brightly lit, and the leader Gao Song was calming the emotions of the seven or eight small Taoist temples.

One of the temple owners cried with a mournful face: "Master Gao, what are you talking about? Why are we, the little fish and shrimps, the ones who suffer in this fight between gods and gods?"

"No, I have nothing to do with Wu Sheng."

Xuan Qing also looked over, and immediately felt an extremely ferocious evil thought, and then suddenly raised his head to look at Jiang Xin.

"Then what do you do with the Martial Saint?"

"Because my surname is also Jiang, Jiang Ziya's Jiang!"

Jiang Xuan glared: "I'm just happy to mention it, can't I?"

Thank you boss for the 20,000 points reward for seeing you wearing light makeup. Boss, you are in good health and everything goes well. Your career is smooth and your family is harmonious. Your wife is beautiful and your children are smart. I am currently in need of three updates...or four...
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