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Thirty-one Diet Men and Women 1

Before getting off work, the work was almost done. Everyone was busy for a day and finally had a breath of breath. While packing things, they were chatting. Fu Chenxue greeted his colleagues and put the documents on the table - he was a newcomer, and he had to be familiar with many things and could not relax like his colleagues.

Zhang Bin shouted: "Ha, nothing can be ha, Korean women are all artificial beauties! Look at Zhang xx, tsk, that appearance is superb; that figure is soft and soft. If you want me to say, it is better to make in china, it is pure natural and pollution-free, real-life - look comfortable, buy with peace of mind, use peace of mind!"

"What a frog in the well!" Old Bi rolled his eyes and said in anger: "Do you know what a beauty is? He sinks fish and geese, and leaves flowers and moons, that is called a beauty! Birds don't fly when they see them, and horses don't leave when they see them, that's a beauty! Can your 'Zhang xx' sink fish or geese when they fall? If a rooster doesn't scream when they see them, then he deserves to be called a 'beauty'?"

The goddess in Zhang Bin's heart was blasphemed and furious, wishing to break Lao Bi's bald head like a watermelon, and said angrily: "Grandpa Bi, I understand it - you are not Yang Wei or prostate, you are just a 'mmmy' that rotten even that thing!"

"You--" Lao Bi was stunned.

"I know Grandpa Bi has a special liking!'The two bends seem to be frowning but not frowning, the one with a pair of eyes that seem to be crying but not crying. The face is sad and the delicate body is sick. The tears are dotted, the delicate body is slightly. The quietness is like a delicate flower shining on the water, and the action is like a weak willow to support the wind'---The little sister Lin is Grandpa Bi's dream lover, right?"

Everyone laughed. Lao Bi was speechless, and the few remaining fine hairs were wet with sweat, and he was shy on his shiny head. Few people knew that Lao Bi was handsome and suave, young and frivolous, determined to see all the beauty of the world, and his ideals were scary. Unfortunately, his heart was higher than the sky, his life was thinner than paper, and he picked it up and picked it up. As a result, the years passed, his eyes were blurred, and he accidentally got a big and thick fat woman by his side. Seeing that many beauties flew into other people's arms, he felt unbalanced, so he drank so hard that he drank and scolded him after getting drunk. So sometimes he couldn't help but be red. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the fat woman, and he was beaten so hard that he could not get out of bed for a few days. He learned from the pain and had to change his strategy - "A gentleman doesn't move his eyes." When he met the beauty

Women, their eyes can jump out and fly to other people's faces, and their eyes can caress the girl walking across the street so much that they can't find a crack in the ground to get into it. They are called out and said with a sensation: "This is called 'eye-pleasing' - looking at beautiful women can promote metabolism, prevent endocrine disorders, prolong life, and cure all diseases!"

Li Bo has been a soldier and is worried about the country and the people in his heart. He sighed: "The ancients said that raising soldiers for a thousand days will last for a while. According to this, a country will have to fight a war for at least three years. Since the confrontation between China and Vietnam ended in the 1980s, our country has not smelled the smoke of gunpowder for more than 30 years. A nation that has been away from war for too long will slowly be eaten by peace. Look at the famous stars that are sought after and promoted by the media now, who are the fucking people? It is either a "pseudo-woman" or a "sexual man", with braids flying all over the sky, and humans and ghosts are not distinguished! I really don't know if this will be the martial spirit and masculinity of our nation will be cut off by yan? I don't know, is this a failure of Chinese education or is it a lack of heroes in our era?"

Wu Renzhi smiled and said, "Abo, you know you're out when you hear this! You haven't seen that "lulu" appear, so many pairs of eyes on the stage and off the stage look like taking chun medicine, and they are even brighter than his mother's headlights?" This person nicknamed "Fatty Wu". He wanted to get both kindness and wisdom, but he didn't want to conflict with his surname, and ended up being a bleak life.

When Lao Bi saw Zhang Bin not making a sound for a long time, he thought he would catch the chance to whip the corpse. A bald head was like a moon bathing in the bath, and said with a smile: "Young people are so ambitious that they know how to chase some unrealistic things. What are the good things about those stars? They are like cats named Chuner, and they love everyone to death. As a result, their ears are raised, and they will be alive and death in the blink of an eye."
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