Three hundred and seventy-five yuan, this is still a super low-priced product after a 30% discount.

In fact, it’s only 300 without discount.

"I have never paid so much to buy a backpack for my mother." Levi shook his card with a melancholy look on his face: "Why is it so expensive?"

"Why are you talking like a poor man?" The blood elf looked disdainful.

"We are poor people - now we have to be prudent and prudent." Feng Yu showed a penny-pinching look, not at all like the high-level magic stick fan just now: "We are so poor that we are considering banning you from using Hushu Bao every month!"

"You! - Damn Druid, didn't you see... there was a man next to you!"

"Tsk, if you find out, can you please show some moral integrity to a blood elf like you? You hang around the house in your underwear all day long, and you tell me to have some moral integrity?"

"You damn kaldorei, go to hell, go to hell!"

"Come and fight if you have the guts! - We just agreed that this backpack will be given to me in odd numbers and to you in even numbers."

"Well, we agreed - let's fight until it hurts!"

Levi doesn't intend to get tired of having sex with these two women. He didn't even understand women before, but now he understands female elves very well. In fact, they are no better than men. Their lives are still sloppy, and their private life is still about eating and drinking.

Lazarus. There are still a few days every month where you have to find trouble.

So what if she looks like a goddess? Isn’t Long Aotian’s wife summed up by just saying ‘she looks beautiful’?

Actually, this is not the case in real life.

With Levi's financial resources, it is of course impossible for him to go into a Starbucks like a young man, tilt his face at a 45-degree angle, drink garlic in his coffee, and prevent his tears from flowing down.

It was even less possible to go to a disco, because the beer there was too small and too expensive. Most importantly, his heart could not bear the terrible heavy metal music.

Many people say: If you invite a beautiful woman to dinner, can you only go to some barbecue restaurant or an ordinary restaurant? What is this pure diaosi mentality going on?

In fact, the real story is: If you can invite a beautiful woman to dinner, and you can make it so that the beautiful woman comes to you next time, then you are a master. If you can make the beautiful woman come to you, then you are a master of eating soft food. However, this mainly depends on

One word: face. Converted into a mathematical formula, two words, mainly based on: character. Three words, that is: probability.

"It's such a chore to take you two out on the street." Sitting in the private room of the restaurant, the waiter looked at him for a long time with a strange and complicated look that was mixed with pity, anger, and disbelief. Waiting for the waiter

After closing the door and going out, Levi sighed and said.

"It's not my fault that I look like this." Sivana Morningstar seemed to enjoy the scene just now. She deliberately hummed an evil ditty in a sweet voice. She was thinking about the zombies in the Frozen Fortress.

There were skeletons and zombies everywhere, not even looking at her.

A woman.

No matter how much they say they don't like it, they still like men to look at them with naked eyes - otherwise, they will be really angry if they put in the effort to dress up but no one is watching.

"In Stormwind City...which is the human capital of my original alliance." Dark Night Girl Fengyu talked eloquently: "I often receive such attention. After all, even in our world, elves are...a minority.

.Well, in short, you just get used to it.”

Nonsense, you're used to it! The smile hanging on the corner of your mouth is clearly saying the same subtext as the blood elf next to you: Hey, it's not my fault that you are beautiful.

Tsk, it’s normal for a little woman.

"So, who is the most valued person in your world?" Levi was speechless.

"This is somewhat uncertain. When it comes to receiving attention, almost no one can be extraordinary. However, there are some people who must receive reasonable [attention], or it is more appropriate to call it [monitoring]. Although... it is better than nothing." Feng

Yuya said patiently: "We are dark night

What the elves hated most in the past were the arcane magicians. They were the sinners of the planet Azeroth. But recently they have learned their lesson and played a certain role, so we can forget about it. However... there is another kind of person who is...

It is accepted by the public, but must be focused on!"

"What?"

"Warlock!" the night elf said word by word: "On the planet Azeroth, among the known and allowed professions, it is the rarest profession! Although it is undeniable that they are powerful and mighty, and their magic power is admirable.

Like mages, they are a rare and rare profession. But... they often recruit evil servants, which are just like the Burning Legion. I personally hate them! If death knights are forced to become evil servants, then they

Just actively embrace the darkness..."

"Pfft...cough cough cough cough."

Chenxing, who was still immersed in joy, suddenly coughed violently when he heard the four characters "Burning Legion".

It seemed that she just remembered that she had... caused a huge disaster!

"What's wrong with you?" Li Wei glanced at Chenxing in confusion, and said suddenly: "Don't worry, what's wrong with the Death Knight? - Feng Yu's meaning couldn't be more clear, I don't despise you..."

"No...nothing." He hesitated and thought about the bag he hadn't bought yet. Although it didn't have many compartments and a small loading capacity, it was the most wanted thing he had seen in the past three thousand years, wasn't it?

(There is always one less piece of equipment in a woman’s inventory)

Should we talk about the Burning Legion, or should we ignore it?

"I...I'm a little drunk." He didn't drink anything, but the blood elf lay on the table: "I want to take a nap."

"You obviously didn't drink anything..." Feng Yu planned to mock him twice.

"Well, I have recently studied many of the phenomena of your coming to Earth. Do you want to listen to some of the results?" Levi put the straw hat on the blood elf again. After all, if outsiders saw it, it would cause big trouble.

"Oh? Have you really studied the reason why we came to this planet?" However, Chenxing, who was put on the straw hat, raised his head again uncooperatively, with a puzzled look on his face.

"...Can you please widen your elf eyes, stop staying at home, and take a closer look at what I do on a daily basis?" Levi felt that he had been insulted on his personality: "In the past three months, I have basically

Everyone is looking for the reason why you came to this world, and why you

How can we go back! - I can only live for seventy or eighty years. This is normal. Humans, there will be ghosts only if they are not dead! But I am not thinking about you! Please, you two have lived through the history of our human civilization at every turn.

Elf, please stop being so heartless, okay?"

"...Tch, I didn't say anything, so why are you so angry?" Being silenced by Levi's words, the death knight lowered his head in shame - like a scolded primary school student: "Besides, I...

…We, the two of us, sometimes work hard.”

"Then thank you very much, my most admired and important human friend." Feng Yu quickly interjected. After all, the author opposite is his own meal ticket, and it would be bad if he spilled it. To be honest...

In the past few months, I have just been obsessed with studying various earth documents, and if no one interrupts me, I will probably study it for thousands of years. But I have forgotten that I actually have something in common with a person who only lives for a few decades.

: "Er...

To be honest, the life of us elves is very long. In the distant era, the life bestowed upon us by the Well of Eternity is even boundless. This is a gift from God that is almost sacred and terrifying. But at the same time, it also cultivates us.

The character of "Take your time" - on the contrary, human lifespan is very short in our opinion, but it is the same as ours, and even more precious because of its shortness. I really appreciate this kind of fighting spirit of you humans - "

"Okay, okay, it's probably the same as watching an ant lift something several times heavier than itself." The more Levi heard, the more he felt something was wrong. If we were all human beings, and few could live to be more than a hundred years old, then he would be the same.

Accepted. However, two such things suddenly appeared in his life... He was not worried about scarcity but about inequality. Yep, envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"You once said that in your world, insects are all amazingly big?" He interrupted the other person who wanted to explain something, but he felt that he would be left in the dark if he didn't change the subject.

"Uh...yes, that's right." Feng Yu said uncomfortably: "We were about to eat, why did you say this...I finally forgot about that shit in Azeroth..."

"Okay, okay, it's my fault." Levi didn't want to argue with the woman. His bones were soft, and seeing the beautiful woman made it more like he had osteoporosis: "Theoretically, the lower the oxygen content of a planet, the lower the oxygen content of a planet.

Insects...well, the bigger the arthropod insects are. The giant insect empire that reaches n meters high on your planet...I admit, your planet is really nb. There is a saying on our earth that if cockroaches can reach thirty centimeters, then there will be no human beings.

What happened?"

"Er...can you not remind me of those things?" The corners of the Night Elf Archdruid's mouth twitched: "'Naxramas' (the famous insect nest) or something..."

"There is also the Spider-Man Empire in the North Pole..." The corners of the Blood Elf Blood Death Knight's mouth also twitched: "The Lich King (Arthas) was so scared when he saw it..."

"In other words -" Seeing that the two people on the other side were a little bit about to go berserk, for the safety of his own life, Levi quickly changed the subject: "The oxygen content of your planet is very low, and you suddenly came to our planet. In the past three months,

...You should be [Drunken Oxygen]."

Three hundred and seventy-five yuan, this is still a super low-priced product after a 30% discount.

In fact, it’s only 300 without discount.

"I have never paid so much to buy a backpack for my mother." Levi shook his card with a melancholy look on his face: "Why is it so expensive?"

"Why are you talking like a poor man?" The blood elf looked disdainful.

"We are poor people - now we have to be prudent and prudent." Feng Yu showed a penny-pinching look, not at all like the high-level magic stick fan just now: "We are so poor that we are considering banning you from using Hushu Bao every month!"

"You! - Damn Druid, didn't you see... there was a man next to you!"

"Tsk, if you find out, can you please show some moral integrity to a blood elf like you? You hang around the house in your underwear all day long, and you tell me to have some moral integrity?"

"You damn kaldorei, go to hell, go to hell!"

"Come and fight if you have the guts! - We just agreed that this backpack will be given to me in odd numbers and to you in even numbers."

"Well, we agreed - let's fight until it hurts!"

Levi doesn't intend to get tired of having sex with these two women. He didn't even understand women before, but now he understands female elves very well. In fact, they are no better than men. Their lives are still sloppy, and their private life is still about eating and drinking.

Lazarus. There are still a few days every month where you have to find trouble.

So what if she looks like a goddess? Isn’t Long Aotian’s wife summed up by just saying ‘she looks beautiful’?

Actually, this is not the case in real life.

With Levi's financial resources, it is of course impossible for him to go into a Starbucks like a young man, tilt his face at a 45-degree angle, drink garlic in his coffee, and prevent his tears from flowing down.

It was even less possible to go to a disco, because the beer there was too small and too expensive. Most importantly, his heart could not bear the terrible heavy metal music.

Many people say: If you invite a beautiful woman to dinner, can you only go to some barbecue restaurant or an ordinary restaurant? What is this pure diaosi mentality going on?
To be continued...